Eggo waffles sam's club | | [H] Mordhau, Empyrion, Kartkraft, Call To Arms, Slay The Spire, Pathfinder WotR, Hell Let Loose, SCUM, Gotham Knights, Back 4 Blood, ETS2, Obduction, State Of Decay 2 Juggernaut, Tower Unite, Man Of Medan & Little Hope, Friday 13th, Satisfactory & 100's more [W] Wishlist, Paypal (EU)

I'm from EU,so GAMES SHOULD work pretty much anywhere
NOT BUYING GAMES,ONLY TRADES - games for games or selling for paypal
No interest in TF2 keys
BUYER covers the FEES (if outside EU,EU F&F only)
My Steam account so you don't offer me something I own
My Wishlist
My SGSRep
My IGSRep

Only looking for Steam games - so don't offer origin,uplay,rockstar,bnet or ANY other launcher
100% of my games keys are bought by me from official stores & I expect the same in return,so don't offer me keyshop games or game keys you got in a trade as I will decline
I retain the right to ask for proof of ownership for ANY game I want - just like you have the right to ask me the same
Don't offer me VR games as I don't own a VR headset

List of games I have:
Also have the Earthquake Relief bundle,but reddit wont let me write all the games cause my topic would be too big - just ask
7 Billion Humans
8Doors Arum's Afterlife Adventure
10 Second Ninja X
60 Seconds!
112 Operator
140
198X
911 Operator
A Case Of Distrust
A Year Of Rain
Absolver
Aeolis Tournament
Age Of Wonders III
Ageless
Airport CEO
AI War 2
Alien Spidy
Aliens Vs Predator Collection
All You Can Eat
Almost There The Platformer
American Fugitive
Amnesia A Machine For Pigs + The Dark Descent (1 key for both games)
Amnesia Fortnight 2012
Amnesia Fortnight 2014
Amnesia Fortnight 2017
Amnesia Rebirth (X2)
Among Us (X2)
Ancestors The Humankind Odyssey (EU & Africa lock)
Aragami (X2)
Archamon
Armello
Army Men RTS
Attack Of The Earthlings
Automobilista
Aven Colony
Avernum 3 Ruined World
Azkend 2 The World Beneath
Back 4 Blood (EU region lock)
Backbone
Band Of Defenders
Banished
Baseball Riot
Batora Lost Haven NEW
Battlestar Galactica Deadlock
Beholder 2
Bendy And The Dark Revival
Bendy And The Ink Machine
Betrayer (delisted)
Between The Stars (X2)
Beyond Eyes
Beyond The Wire
Biomutant NEW
Bionic Commando
Bird Of Light
Black Paradox
Blade Assault
Blasphemous
Bohemian Killing
Book Of Demons
Bomber Crew Deluxe
Borderlands 3 + Director's Cut (EMEA region lock)
Boreal Blade
Broken Age (X2)
Brothers A Tale Of Two Sons (X2)
Butcher
Call Of Juarez
Call Of The Sea (X2)
Call To Arms Basic Edition
Call To Arms Gates Of Hell Ostfront
Car Mechanic Simulator 2018
Chernobylite Enhanced Edition (X2)
Cities In Motion 2
CivCity Rome
Clone Drone In The Danger Zone
Clouds & Sheep 2
Coffin Dodgers
Cook Serve Delicious 3
Command & Conquer Remastered Collection (Origin key)
Company Of Heroes Complete Edition
Control Ultimate Edition NEW
Corridor Z
Cosmic Osmo And The World Beyond The Mackerel
Crash Drive 3
Creatures Inc
Crookz The Big Heist
Crossbow Bloodnight
Crusader Kings Complete
Crying Suns
Dagon The Eldritch Box
Danger Scavenger
Day Of Infamy
Dead Age
Dead By Daylight
Dead In Vinland
Deadly Premonition Director's Cut
Deadbeat Heroes (X2)
Dear Ester Landmark Edition
Death Squared
Deep Dungeons Of Doom
Deep Sky Derelicts
Demon Turf NEW
Deployment
Desert Child
Diaries Of A Spaceport Janitor
Dicey Dungeons (X2)
Dimension Drifter
Distraint 2 + Soundtrack
Divekick
Dog Sled Saga
Double Fine Adventures Complete Series Deluxe
Downwell
Drawful 2
Draw Slasher
Dreadlands
Dread Templar
Dread X Collection
Dreamscaper NEW
Driftland The Magic Revival
Dry Downing
Duke Nukem Forever Collection
Dungeon Marathon
Dungeon Of The Endless
Dungeons 2
Dungeons 2 Complete
Dungeons 3
Dusk
Dwarfs!?
Eador Imperium
EarthX
Eastside Hockey Manager
ECHO
Edge Of Eternity NEW
Effie
Elderborn
Eldest Souls
Elden Path Of The Forgotten
Embr
Emily Is Away
Empyrion Galactic Survival
Epic Manager
E.T. Armies Deluxe Edition
Etherborn (X2)
Euro Truck Simulator 2
Europa Universalis IV
Evergarden
Expeditions Viking
F1 2018 (delisted)
Family Man
Fantasy Blacksmith
Fantasy Versus
Farmer's Dynasty
Farming Simulator 17
FIA European Truck Racing
Figment (X2)
Finding Paradise
Fire Ungh's Quest
First Class Trouble
Five Dates
Fling To The Finish
Fluffy Horde
Fobia St. Dinfna Hotel
Forgive Me Father
Framed Collection (X2)
Friday the 13th: The Game (X2)
Frog Detective 1 The Haunted Island (X2)
Full Throttle Remastered
Fun With Ragdolls The Game
Fury Unleashed (X2)
Gang Beasts
Garage Bad Trip (X2)
Gas Guzzlers Extreme
Gas Station Simulator
Gauge
Genesis Noir
Ghostrunner
Giana Sisters Twisted Dreams + Rise Of The Owlverlord
GNOG
Go Home Dinosaurs!
Goat Of Duty
Goetia (X2)
Going Under (X2)
Golden Light
Golf Gang
GoNNER
Gotham Knights
Grand Ages Medieval
Grand Pigeon's Duty
Greak Memories Of Azur
Gremlins Inc.
Grip Combat Racing + Cygon + Nyvoss + Terra + Vintek DLC (X2)
Guts And Glory (X2)
Hack'n'Slash
Haiku The Robot (X2)
Hamilton's Great Adventure
Hammerfight
Headlander
Heal
Hedon Bloodrite
Hell Let Loose
Hellblade Senua's Sacrifice NEW
Hello Neighbor
Hellbound
Hero Defense
Hero's Hour NEW (EU region lock)
Hexologic
Hidden & Dangerous Action Pack
Hidden & Dangerous 2 Courage Under Fire
Hive Jump (X2)
Hiveswap Act 2
Hiveswap Friend Sim
Hiveswap Friend Sim Complete
Homeworld Deserts Of Kharak
Hotshot Racing
Hot Tin Roof The Cat That Wore A Fedora
Hot Wheels Unleashed
Hover (X2)
Human Resource Machine
Hurtworld
I Am Bread
I Am Not A Monster First Contact
Ice Lakes
If Found...
Ikenfell
Impact Winter (delisted)
In Between
Industria
Infinite Air With Mark McMorris (delisted)
Inmost
Internet Cafe Simulator
Interplanetary Enhanced Edition
Intruder
Ion Fury
Iron Danger
Iron Harvest
Jack Axe
Jalopy
Jet Set Knights
Juanito Arcade Mayhem
Jump Stars
Jurassic World Evolution
Jurassic World Evolution 2 NEW
Just Die Already
KartKraft
Kathy Rain Directors Cut
Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes (X2)
Kill To Collect
Kingdom Classic (X2)
Kingdom New Lands
Kingdoms Of Amalur Re-Reckoning Fate Edition
King Oddball
Last Oasis
Last Tide
Lawn Mowing Simulator
Lead And Gold Gangs Of Wild West (X2)
Legacy Of Dorn Herald Of Oblivion (delisted)
Legend Of Keepers Career Of A Dungeon Master
LEGO Movie Videogame
Leisure Suit Larry Retro Bundle (1 to 7)
Lethal League Blaze
Liberated (GOG key)
Lifeless Planet Premium Edition
Light Fall
Little Big Workshop
Love Is Dead
Lust For Darkness
Lust From Beyond M Edition
Magicka
Magrunner Dark Pulse
Maid Of Sker
Main Assembly (X2)
Mainlining
Mars Horizon
Masquerade The Baubles Of Doom
Max Payne 3 (Rockstar Launcher)
Midnight Protocol
Mind Scanners
Mini Metro
Miscreated (X2)
Monster Crown NEW
Monster Train Collectors Edition
Moon Hunters
Morbid The Seven Acolytes
Mordhau
Mosaic
Motorcycle Mechanic Simulator 2021
Motorsport Manager
Mount And Blade Warband
Mountain
My Lovely Daughter
Nairi Tower Of Shirin
Naruto To Boruto Shinobi Striker
Nascar Heat 5 Ultimate
Nebuchadnezzar
NecroVisioN Lost Company
NecroWorn
Neighbours Back From Hell
Neo Cab
Neon Abyss
NeuroVoider
Neverout
Niche
Nickelodeon All Star Brawl (X2)
Ninjin Clash Of Carrots
No Time To Relax
Not Tonight
Numba Deluxe
Obduction
Observation
Octahedron
Odyssey The Story Of Science
Of Orcs And Men
Old School Musical
OlliOlli World Rad Edition
On Rusty Trails
One Finger Death Punch 2
Onikira Demon Killer
Orbital Racer
Orcs Must Die 2 Complete
Original War
Orwell Ignorance Is Strength
Out Of Reach Treasure Royal
Overlord II
Overpass
Override Mech City Brawl
Oxenfree
Pacer
Paint The Town Red
Paper Fire Rookie
Paradise Lost
Pathfinder Wrath Of The Righteous
Pathologic 2
Path Of Giants
Paw Paw Paw
Payday 2 + Big Mike mask
Peaky Blinders Mastermind (delisted)
Penarium
People Playground (X2)
Per Aspera
Perfect Heist 2
PGA Tour 2K21 (X2)
Phoenix Point Year One Edition
Pikuniku
Pine
Pinstripe (X2)
Pixplode
Plane Mechanic Simulator
Playne The Meditation Game
Poöf
Popup Dungeon
Post Void
Pound Of Ground (X2)
PowerSlave Exhumed
Prehistoric Kingdom
Primal Carnage Extinction (X2)
Project Cars GOTY (delisted)
Project Hospital
Project Warlock
Pumped BMX+
Punch Club
Purrfect Date
Quest Of Dungeons
RAD (X2)
Radio Commander
Rad Rodgers Radical Edition
Railroad Tycoon 2
Railroad Tycoon 3
Railway Empire
Raji An Ancient Epic
Rebel Cops
Rec Center Tycoon
Red Faction Armageddon
Red Solstice 2 Survivors
Redeemer Enhanced Edition
Redout Enhanced Edition
Re-Legion
Relicta
Remothered Broken Porcelain
Resident Evil 4
Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition
Resident Evil 6
Resident Evil Revelations (X2)
Resident Evil Revelation 2 Deluxe Edition
Retimed
Retrowave
Reventure
Ring Of Pain
Rings Of Saturn
Riot Civil Unrest
Rise Of Industry
Rise Of Insanity
Riven The Sequel To MYST
Roarr! The Adventures Of Rampage Rex
Roboquest
Rogue Heroes Ruins Of Tasos
Rogue Lords NEW
Rogue Stormers
Rover Mechanic Simulator
RPG Maker VX
Rustler
Sable NEW
Salt And Sanctuary
Satellite Reign
Satisfactory
Saturday Morning RPG
Say No! More
SCUM (X2)
ScourgeBringer
Serious Sam 2
Serious Sam BFE (X2)
Serious Sam Classics Revolution
Serious Sam Double D XXL
Serious Sam HD The First & Second Encounter (1 key for both)
Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter Legend Of The Beast
Serious Sam HD The Second Encounter Serious 8
Serious Sam Kamikaze Attack
Serious Sam The Random Encounter
Serious Sam Bogus Detour
Shadow Tactics Aiko's Choice
Shady Part Of Me
She Remembered Caterpillars
She Will Punish Them
Shing!
Shock Troopers
Shuyan Saga
Sid Meier's Civilization VI
Sid Meier's Railroads
Simulacra Collection
Skullgirls 2nd Encore
Skully
Slay The Spire
Slime Rancher
Slinger VR
Smoke And Sacrifice (X2)
Sniper Elite V2 Remastered
Sniper Elite 4 Deluxe + Season Pass
SOMA
Song Of Iron
Soulblight
Spacebase DF-9
Space Hulk Ascension (delisted)
Sparkle 2
Sparkle Unleashed
Spellcaster University
Spelunx And The Caves Of Mr. Seudo
Stacking
Starsand (X2)
Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy
Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic
Stasis
State Of Decay 2 Juggernaut Edition (X2)
State Of Mind
Stealth Inc 2 A Game Of Clones
Steel Rats
Stick Fight The Game (X3)
Stories Untold
Streets Of Fury EX
Strider
Struggling
Stubbs The Zombie
Styx Shards Of Darkness
Submerged Hidden Depths
Suchart Genius Artist Simulator NEW
Super Indie Carts
Super Magbot
Supraland
SurrounDead (X2)
Surviving The Aftermath
Suzerain
Swag And Sorcery
Sword Legacy Omen
Swords And Soldiers 2 Shawarmageddon
Swords And Souls Neverseen (X2)
Syberia II
Syberia 3 Deluxe Edition
Syberia The World Before NEW
Syndrome
System Shock Enhanced Edition
Table Manners The Physics-Based Dating Game
Tabletop Playground
Tacoma
Take On Helicopters
Tales From Candlekeep Tomb Of Annihilation (delisted)
Tales Of Monkey Island Complete
Talisman Digital Edition + City,Frostmarch,Sacred Pool (trading only as a bundle)
Talisman Origins
Tank Mechanic Simulator
Tannenberg
Telefrag VR
Teleglitch Die More Edition
Tennis In The Face
Tennis World Tour (X2)
Tesla Vs Lovecraft
Tharsis (X2)
The Amazing American Circus
The Ambassador Fractured Timelines
The Adventure Pals
The Battle Of Polytopia
The Battle Of Polytopia Moonrise Deluxe
The Count Lucador
The Dark Pictures Anthology Little Hope
The Dark Pictures Anthology Man Of Medan
The Free Ones (delisted)
The Golf Club 2019 featuring PGA Tour
theHunter Call Of The Wild (X3)
The Journey Down Chapter Three
The King Of Fighters 2002 Unlimited Match
The Last Blade
The Long Dark Survival Edition (X2)
The Manhole Masterpiece Edition
The Mims Beginning
The Night Of The Rabbit
The Serpent Rogue
The Signifier Director's Cut
The Textorcist The Story of Ray Bibbia (X2)
The Uncertain Last Quiet Day (X2)
The USB Stick Found In The Grass
The Walking Dead Season 1 + 400 Days
The Wild Eight (X2)
There Is No Game Wrong Dimension
They Bleed Pixels
Think Of The Children
This War Of Mine
Thronebreaker The Witcher Tales
THOTH
Through The Darkest Of Times
Timeshift
Time Recoil
Titan Quest Anniversary
Toejam & Earl Back In The Groove
TOEM
Tohu
Tools Up
Tooth And Tail (X2)
Torchlight (X2)
Total Tank Simulator
Toto Temple Deluxe
Tower Of Time (X2)
Tower Unite
Townscaper (X2)
Townsmen A Kingdom Rebuilt
Toybox Turbos
Tracks The Train Set Game
Train Station Renovation
Treasure Hunter Simulator (X2)
Tribes Of Midgard
Tropico 4
True Fear Forsaken Souls Part 1
Tyranny Deluxe Edition
Ultra Street Fighter IV
Unexplored
Unloved
Unmetal
Vambrace Cold Soul
Vane
Velocibox
Verdun (X2)
Vikings Wolves Of Midgard
Volcanoids (X2)
V Rally 4
Wanderlust Travel Stories (GOG key)
Wandersong
Warhammer End Times Vermintide
Warlock Master Of The Arcane
Warpips
Warsaw
Wasteland 2 Director's Cut NEW
We Are The Dwarves
We Should Talk
West Of Dead
Western Press
We Were Here Together
When Ski Lifts Go Wrong
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
While True: Learn() Chief Technology Officer Edition
White Day: A Labyrinth Named School
Wooden Sen'SeY
Worms Rumble + Legends DLC
Wrath Aeon Of Ruin
XCOM Complete Pack
XCOM Ultimate Collection
Xenoraid The First Space War
X Morph Defense + European Assault + Last Bastion + Survival Of The Fittest (1 key for all)
XIII Classic
Xuan-Yuan Sword The Gate Of Firmament
Yet Another Zombie Defense HD
Ylands Exploration Pack
Yoku's Island Express
Yooka-Laylee And The Impossible Lair
Zack 2 Celestine's Map
Zombie Kill Of The Week Reborn

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They woke up in an old shack in the middle of Boney Island.
"Darn, we should've been on guard for shenanigans" said Jason.
"Is it really just us left?" asked Sasha in wonder.
"Yep, we're the Final Four, I guess" said Amethyst.

Amethyst: Wow, the Final Four. I can’t believe it, I’m so close!
Jason: I think I’m pretty much in the clear now. I just have to steel myself for any squeamish challenges, and that one million dollars is as good as mine!
Mabel: This is all so exciting! I bet Dipper and the others are going crazy seeing me here in the finale!
Sasha: Everybody left earned their place here in the Finale. Now, I’ve gotta give it my all and earn that one million dollars!
They stretched and warmed up, and met up on the beach. Jason figured out by flying up that they were on Boney Island. Jason tensed as he heard movement in the bushes.
Chef emerged in warpaint. "Campers! I am proud to say you have made it to the Final Four! Your most grueling challenge will now commence, and here's how it all starts: The first leg is a race back to Wawanakwa, but there's only one canoe here on Boney Island: A map of the island shows where the canoe is and I have the only copy. You have to beat me before-"
Mabel knocked him out cold with the grappling gun. Sasha shook her head in amusement. "Kakashi-sensei, you're not, Master Chief, but we will not fail you or your training. Sasha grabbed the map, scanned it and then ran off into the jungle, her gear letting her glide among the trees.
Chef had to smile as Sasha disappeared into the jungle. The other three finalists quickly gave chase. Jason and Amethyst, with their powers now back at full, raced away into the thickets, while Mabel used her grappling gun to make like Tarzan and glided from tree to tree.
Sasha found the canoe first, but she realized it was too big for her to carry alone onto shore, so she thought of a plan. Jason and Mabel arrived soon after, and Sasha thought of a plan.
“Guys, with her powers, Amethyst is the one to beat. We’ve gotta team up against her or else she’ll flatten us!”
Jason nodded. “That makes sense, Sasha. Alright, it’s three against Amethyst”
“Hooray for conniving!” yelled Mabel.
Sasha: I needed to know if I was as good at manipulation as my fellow Corpsmen. I needed to see if I was powerful enough to twist their minds and make them fight each other. Especially Jason and Amethyst. They’re practically gods compared to Mabel and me.
They made it to the shoreline. Mabel hopped on as Sasha and Jason pushed the canoe into the water.
“Aren’t you guys forgetting someone?” asked a voice behind them.
Sasha froze. Even Jason was tense. They were not fighting some villainous enemy, either of them. They were conniving against someone who had been a friend to them.
No! yelled Eren’s voice in her head. This is a competition!
Amethyst laughed. “Oh, I get it. Welp, it was fun pretending we were all in this together, but I guess now it’s time to let the rocks tumble”
“We don’t wanna fight you, Amethyst!” Sasha yelled.
“Oh, I wouldn’t want to fight me, neither!”
Amethyst morphed into a gigantic wrestler, and sucker punched Jason just as he flew in to try and poof her. He sailed backwards into the sand and landed with a sickening thud. Sasha screamed, but Mabel was quicker. She aimed and fired her grappling hook at Amethyst’s leg, entwining it in its cord. Sasha grabbed onto the gun and pulled with all her might, sending Amethyst tumbling over them, pushing the canoe into the water.
The canoe drifted away back to Wawanakwa, leaving Jason and Amethyst behind.
“Whew. I’m glad it’s just the two of us, Mabel! We were screwed if those two got a foothold on us.”
“Yeah. Thanks a lot, Sasha!” They paddled as hard as they could towards Wawanakwa.
Chris: Wow! Our underdogs are really kicking it in all cylinders! I’m here at Wawanakwa with the families and friends of our four finalists. They’re here to give them all the cheering and support they’ll need to win! Let’s start with Amethyst’s family from Beach City. Sierra and Topher, you’re on!
Sierra: Thanks, Chris! We’re here with the Gem Community from Beach City here by the campfire!
Topher: That’s right, Sierra. Pearl, we know you didn’t expect Amethyst to win the Wildcard, let alone make the Finals. What do you and the rest of Beach City have to say?
Pearl: Oh, Amethyst, we are so proud! You held your tongue and got by using your wits! Now, there’s only four of you left and I know they don’t stand a chance against OUR Amethyst!
Garnet: Show them the might of the Crystal Gems
Peridot: GET ‘EM, AMETHYST, YOU CAN DO IT!
Bismuth: You got ‘em on the ropes, Deep-Cut! Knock them out!
Steven: Everybody at the Kindergarden’s cheering for you, Amethyst!
Carnelian: Go, sis!
Skinny: You rock!
Holly Blue: Go, Earth Team! Ugh, what am I even saying?
Jasper: SHOW THEM WHAT EARTH GEMS ARE MADE OF, AMETHYST!
Blue Diamond: (on a holoscreen) Do us proud, Amethyst!
Yellow Diamond: Divide and conquer them, that’s the way to do it!
White Diamond: Is this some sort of Earth entertainment activity? How delightful. Go for it, Amethyst!
Spinel: We’re sending you virtual hugs from light-years away!
Ronaldo: I knew you were a lock on for the finals, Amethyst! All the theories were pointing at you!
Beach City Citizens: AMETHYST! AMETHYST! AMETHYST! AMETHYST!
Topher: Wow, what a crowd! Let’s go see Jason’s demigod comrades from Berkeley, California! The floor’s yours, Brick. Jo and Dawn!
Brick: Oh, we’re on? I was busy looking at those cool Roman phalanx formations!
Dawn: Can’t we settle this peacefully?
Jo: Speak for yourself, Granola Girl. I want to sign up with these guys. They’ve got gyms, tracks and hot baths! Say, I’m pretty sure I’ve got the bloodline of some Roman god in me, could I join you?
Hazel: I can certainly see Victoria or Mars in your blood. We can talk about your application after this
Brick: I’m losing my mind over these formations
Frank: Thanks! I drilled them myself
Dawn: What would you like to say to Jason? I can hook you up telepathically
Hazel: All we want to say is we’re proud and honored by our great former praetor, and it’s great to see him again so… er… full of life
Percy: You’ve got this bro!
Annabeth: Winning this silly TV show is a cakewalk for the hero who toppled the giants!
Leo: ZAP THEM, MAN, YOU’VE GOT THIS!
Piper:…
Nico: Give her some room, people….
Coach Hedge: Man, what a bunch of delinquents! Put them in line, Grace!
Piper: No matter what, you’ve already won in our book (literally), Jason.
Roman demigods: intense cheering
Jo: Yeah, now that’s a cheer! Spartans! Awoo! Awoo!
Dawn: Back to you, Chris
Chris: Thanks, Dawn. Up next is Mabel’s Gravity Falls family. Dakota and Sam, take it away!
Dakota: I’m here with my friend at the Future Celebrities Club Pacifica Northwest! What do you have to say to Mabel?
Pacifica: Omigosh, bestie, I’m so proud. Once you win this thing, you’re gonna be a flipping star! We are so getting ourselves a TV talk show after this! We’ll invite cute boybands from Korea and prank them with Soos in a monster suit hiding behind the sofas!
Dakota: That show concept is so fetch!
Sam: I already knew Soos from the online gaming circuit! Man, Mabel’s awesome! Got any words of inspiration?
Soos: Mabel! Don’t be scared to be nice! Be yourself! Don’t change your strategy now! That’s my takeaway from all the reality TV shows I watch
Grunkle Stan: That’s my granddaughter! She’s on TV!
Dipper: I knew you could do it! Just stay true to yourself, Mabel! You’ve got this!
Gideon: We won’t stop looking for a way to get Grunkle Stan’s memories back, baby! Winning this contest will go a long way!
Bill: is a statue
Dakota: How did that get there…
Bill: manifesting from the void. You call this entertainment? Where’s the fire? Where’s the dead contestants? Where’s the {REDACTED]? Come on, Chris McLean, they told me this was the craziest reality show in the multiverse, let’s get sickening! Oh no wait, I still can’t do anything. Oh well, those other campers don’t stand a chance against Mabel. She’s embraced chaos and it’s her weapon now. She’ll get the drop on them. Buy cryptocurrency! Bye! Dissipates
Dipper: Huh, even Bill had something nice to say
Wendy: That’s why Mabel’s gotta win!
Sam: Back to you, Chris!
Chris: Now, we turn to Sasha’s Survey Corps family!
Duncan: We’re here with the totally-rad Survey Corps to get their scoop on Sasha and why she should win this season
Courtney: If I had my way, we could totally turn this into a succinct discussion on social conditioning and the horrors of child conscription, but given the limited time, we can only ask the Corps on Sasha and her journey so far
Mikasa: I speak for everyone when I say Sasha got all the way to the finals because of her combination of strength in body and strength in heart. Even when her strength fails her, the friends she’s made along the way always have her back. That’s why she will win this
Connie: I know, right?! Either Sasha wins, or it’s rigged!
Levi: Just remember your training
Jean: We've got faith in you, Sasha. Go for it!
Zoe: The odds are in your favor, Sasha. This time, the Corps won't have to settle for defeat!
Courtney: Sasha's lucky to have such faithful friends! We now bring you back to the ongoing race back to Wawanakwa!

Sasha was flying in the air. She saw pieces of roast meat flying along with her, with smiley faces, beckoning her to take a bite. She gladly bit in, savoring the juices
“Ouch!”
Sasha shook her head. She was still flying, but not of her own power, but because Jason was carrying her. Then she had bit his arm.
“What in the Three Sisters?! Jason, where’s Mabel?!”
“She tricked you. Amethyst and Mabel have had an alliance since the Merge.”
Amethyst shapeshifted out of boat form as soon as she hit the shore. “Oh man! The look on Sasha’s face when she wakes up!”
“I almost feel bad,” said Mabel. “But I don’t wanna face Sasha in the Triple Dog Dare Challenge. She’ll cream us for sure”
“Oh, I’m winning that, through and through, but Sasha might threaten your spot in the Final Two, so we had to cut her loose”
Chris nodded. “Amethyst and Mabel, congratulations! You’re in the Final Three! It’s Jason vs. Sasha for the third spot!”
Sasha saw her prospects were grim. “Drop me, Grace. You deserve the final spot”
“I won’t do that. Romans fight fairly”
“OK, then I’ll duel you on the beach for the final spot. Corpsmen fight to the end”
“Deal”
They landed and squared off meters away from the shore, knee-deep in the water. Jason drew his coin and flipped it, and a sword materialized from it. Sasha drew her twin blades and squared off. Everyone on the beach was silent as the two giantslayers began their duel.
Both were speedsters in combat, but Jason had the advantage of having the power of the wind itself. He ran circles around Sasha, who was forced to parry and keep on the defensive. Demigods cheered for Jason while the Corpsmen urged Sasha to fight on. Sasha’s dual blades afforded her the opportunity to attack and block at the same time, but Jason gave her few openings. Jason’s advantage was that his blade carried his full force, while Sasha’s dual swords halved her attacking power at the benefit of raising range and versatility. Still, Sasha pressed on, forcing herself to lunge in and try to turn the tide on Jason. Steel clashed against bronze and sparks flew. Jason nicked Sasha in the arm.
Suddenly, something awoke within Sasha. Her grip tightened and she began to move much faster, with more force in her strikes. She began pushing Jason back. She began to flip, turn, feint and tumble in the air, the grace of her Corps training coming into full display. Jason began to betray signs of tiring. Sasha twirled, describing a helicopter in the air, blades teetering towards Jason, who parried with his sword.
This time, Sasha nicked Jason on the cheek.
“She’s doing great! She’s gonna win this for sure!” said Connie
Levi shook his head. “It’s over”
“What?!”
Annabeth Chase nodded in agreement. “Sasha was never going to win”
Leo scoffed. “I’m all for Jason winning, but how come you counting Sasha out like that?”
Annabeth rolled her eyes. “It’s so obvious”
Zoe nodded. “Look at them. Look at where they’re standing. A rather brilliant application of simple physics, really”
Leo scanned the area around them. The lake shone blue against the white sand.
The lake.
“Oh,” said Leo.
“Oh, shit,” said Connie.
Jason grinned. “You’ve given it everything you’ve got, Sasha, well done! Now, it’s my turn.” He stabbed the waters with his sword, wincing as the act reminded him of Caligula, and called down the lightning.
Sasha had no time at all to process what happened as the jolts of electricity raced across the lake and into her.
When she awoke, her friends were all around her, grinning and cheering.
“Oh, guys, I had the weirdest dream! I was on a reality TV show and I made it all the way to the finals, until someone fried me…”
Connie sobbed. “Oh, but you did! You did all of that, baby, you made it to the first ever finals of Total Drama Fandom Island and we are freaking proud of ya!”
“Well done!” Jean was overjoyed.
Zoe beamed, “You showed them the Corps are not to be underestimated”
Chris McLean entered the tent, and beamed at Sasha. “Sasha Braus, you are this season’s third runner up! Thanks to the ton of sponsors we gotten since going multiversal, we can actually afford to give ALL our finalists cash prizes! You’re taking fifty thousand dollars home!”
“Fifty thousa-“ Sasha was dazed. “Whatever are we gonna do with fifty grand?!”
“I’ll tell ya what we’ll do,” said Connie. “There’s like restaurants in this wonderful country where you can eat all the meat you want at a price! As soon as this show’s over, we’re hitting one of those restos!”
“Canada is so beautiful,” murmured Mikasa. “Even the Titans here are friendly, and covered in soft fuzzy fur”
“Hyperboreans are harmless unless you mess with ‘em” said Frank Zhang, peeking in from outside.
Three contestants remained. Jason joined Mabel and Amethyst and headed for the special stage erected by the staff.
“History repeats itself,” said Heather. “Three Gophers remain, and the last Bass places fourth”
“Who do you think will win the Dare?” asked Owen.
“Amethyst and Mabel are pretty unhinged,” said Gwen. “If I were Jason, I’d be very worried”
“The dude shoots lightning like a freaking Sith Lord. The Triple Dog Dare isn’t fazing Jason” countered Duncan.
“Campers, congratulations on making it this far” said Chris. “For your next challenge, we bring you the Triple Dog Dare! Your fellow contestants, even Sasha just now, have written down dares that you must beat, from Patrick to Sasha. Now, instead of a roulette, we’ll just run them down from Patrick to Sasha. Ready?”
“Ready!” said the three in unison

Amethyst: They’re in for it now, I didn’t come all this way to lose
Jason: I’ve been memory-wiped, hit by flying bricks and skewered in the back. Nothing is going to hold me down now
Mabel: No dare is too squeamish for Mabel Pines!

“Alright, who goes first?” Chris asked.
“Ladies first,” said Jason.
“I’m non-binary,” said Amethyst. “So Mabel’s going first”
Mabel bit her lip. Patrick was the first eliminated and his challenge was either going to be stupidly easy or stupidly impossible.
She shrugged. I’ve done both. “Bring it, Patrick!”
Patrick Star stepped forward from the Peanut Gallery. “Mabel, I dare ya to eat a Triple Patty Deluxe in one bite!”
“I’ll do it!” Mabel saw the juicy burger and realized how hungry she was. She opened as wide as her jaw would allow, crushing the burger a bit to shrink it, and shoved it in her mouth. She chewed hungrily, and swallowed.
“Good job! Here’s your present!”
“Thanks, Pat!”
Chris clapped. “Alright, Mabel. Now you get a freebie, and the next time you can use it to pass a challenge to someone else. The first to back out is ELIMINATED.”
“Cool”
“Now, pick who goes next!”
“Go, Jason! I know Bakugou has a special challenge for you”
Jason: Now why on Earth would Bakugou have something in mind for me?
Bakugou stepped forward. “Alright, discount Pikachu, I bought my friend Denki with me. The challenge is to short-circuit him before he does it to you.
Denki Kaminari stepped into the fray. “Hiya, I heard you can fly, too, on top of using lightning. Man that is so unfair!”
“Alright, let’s do this”
The two squared off and fired bolts of lightning at each other. The sparks flew in all direction, even making Amethyst’s hair puff up and Mabel’s braces to glow”
“Cool!” said Mabel.
“I needed the new hairstyle,” admitted Amethyst.
They both strained as the lightning surge moved back and forth.
Deku gasped in the audience. “Wow, Denki could actually match a demigod in electrical output!”
“That’s our friend right there, get ‘em, Denki!” yelled Yaoyorozu.
An explosion sent smoke billowing all over the stage. When it settled. Jason was still standing, while Denki had folded.
Bakugou smirked. “Nice job, punk. Here’s your freebie” Jason caught the party favor as Bakugou flung it to him.
“Jason, pick the next challenger,” said Chris.
“Amethyst? It’s your turn”
LSP flew in with a yellow, sour-faced creature. “Amethyst, baby, your challenge is simple. Kiss the Earl of Lemongrab!”
“A’ight, here goes nothing” She kissed him and felt her lips burn. “Oof, boy, you’re better than Fire Salt!”
“Mmmm, you have proven acceptable” said Lemongrab. “Accept this favor”
“Mabel! Your turn again!”
“Next round, we both pass it on to Jason. We have to force him to quit so it’s us girls for the Finale!” “Got it, Amethyst!”
Mabel watched Brian Griffin walk onto the stage. “Mabel, my challenge is this. Say something nice about my novel, Faster than the Speed of Love”
Mabel felt a shiver down her spine. “It’s nice you thought of the needs of the mentally-challenged in writing this novel”
“Why, thank you, I- HEY!”
Stewie Griffin ran up to the stage. “Yass, Mabel, slay! Drag his arse, okay, here’s your favor”. He dragged Brian back to the seats by the ear.
Mabel turned. “Jason!”
Hermione Granger stepped up. “Jason Grace. I have but a riddle for you. Three students sit at Argus Filch’s detention room. They are either Gryffindors, who always tell the truth, or Slytherins, who tell naught but lies. Student One says “All of us are Slytherins”. Student Two is mum. Student Three says “Exactly one of us is a Gryffindor”. Who is who?”
“I’ve heard this riddle before,” said Jason. “Student One is a Slytherin, since if he were Gryffindor, he would be lying, which he cannot. Since he is a Slytherin, they are not all Slytherins, otherwise he’d be telling the truth. Student Two is mum, which is suspicious, and Student Three can be lying or no. They cannot be all of either. If Three is a Gryffindor, that means Two is a Slytherin, since Three’s statement must be true if he is Gryffindor. If Three is a Slytherin, then Two must be Slytherin also, since if Two was Gryffindor then Three must be telling the truth, but then all three would be Slytherin, making One’s statement true, when we already know it’s a lie. Therefore. One and Two are Slytherin, and Three is a Gryffindor.”
“Brilliant! And well-reasoned. Alright, Jason, here’s your favor”
“My brain fucking hurts,” said Amethyst.
“You don’t have a brain, silly, you got some sorta microchips,” said Mabel.
“Can I eat ‘em? All that logic made my head hurt”
“Alright, Amethyst, you’re up again,” said Jason.
“I just said my head hurts! Sheesh”
Cyborg entered the fray. “Yo, Amethyst! BB over here wants to challenge your shapeshifting skills!”
“Bring it on, BB! I’m ready for ya, anytime!”
“Oh, word, Amethyst? Get ready, coz I am kicking your butt across the animal kingdom!”
The green and the purple squared up. They began slowly, mouse, cow, tiger, rabbit, then picked up the pace, to owls, ravens, peacocks, dinosaurs, onto more complex animals, insects and fantastic creatures. Then Amethyst started morphing inanimate objects, to which Beast Boy threw in the towel.
“Man, I shoulda known better than to challenge you, sis! Here’s your favor!”
“Jason, next!”
Jason: I knew the girls were gonna gang up on me sooner or later. Welp, bring it!
Jett flew in. “Jason, think fast!” She dashed past him, and grabbed Piper and Leo from the audience.
“What the fuck?!” Amethyst gasped.
“What the heck is she thinking?!” said Mabel. “You can’t be lifting up demigods!”
Jett flew to the ceiling of the really-high circus tent, and flung Piper and Leo to the ground in opposite directions.
Jason’s calm smirk shocked everyone. Instead of making like Superman and flying to either of them, he willed the spirits of the winds to catch both of them and land them safely.
Jett beamed at Jason, though Leo tried to throw hands at her, and was intercepted by fellow pyro Phoenix (“Chill, fam, it was all planned out!”).
“I know when to cut my losses, but I’ll damn well try before I do any cutting”
Brimstone smiled in the audience. “That kid’s got potential”
Sage nodded. “He has the calmness and power of a storm”
“Mabel? Your turn”
Mabel breezed through Ponyhead’s Tiktok challenge, while Jason took Gray’s stripping challenge pretty well (“Walking around naked is a literal rite of manhood in Rome”), though several girls had to be restrained from throwing themselves at Jason and Piper had to be restrained from stabbing them. Jason passed it back to Mabel, who found the bugs Raymond challenged her to find. Mabel passed it back to Jason, who solved Lisa’s calculus problem pretty well (“I went to math college!”). Jason passed it back to Mabel, who had to outpun Sans, and took him down a notch with her keen wit. She passed it back to Jason, who did Seraphine’s KPOP song-and-dance number challenge (and once again made the girlies scream). Jason passed it to Amethyst, seeing Mabel could not be fazed. Amethyst nearly floundered on Baljeet’s trigonometry question, but luckily, her Gem did the math for her. Amethyst threw it back to Jason, and Gaara challenged him to a chess match, which he narrowly won. Jason went back at Amethyst, who beat Darcy at her own game when she challenged her to a makeover competition, to which Amethyst simply shapeshifted into what Darcy was wearing, but purple and sparkly. Amethyst passed back to Jason, and Jason beat Barry at a randomized 3v3 on Pokemon Showdown. Jason passed to Mabel, and Mabel had to beat Arthur in a jig-off. Mabel trounced Arthur and passed it back to Jason. Sasha’s challenge was simple: “Jason, Catch!”
Jason caught whatever it was Sasha threw. It was heavy, darned heavy, and it was pretty hot, so he dropped it, but quickly caught it again and again. Finally, Sasha said “OK! Timer’s up! You win!”
Jason unwrapped the heavy, hot object and frowned.
It was a hot brick with a smiley face and a note that said “Oh, kiss me again, Jason-senpai!”
Percy Jackson was cackling in the audience.
“Campers, you worked the house DOWN!!!” said Chris. “Not a single challenge passed off, so now, we gotta base it on how many favors you have!”
Mabel and Amethyst gulped. Their plan to take down Jason had backfired.
“Jason, you got nine favors! Congratulations, you’re in the final two!”
“Mabel, you got five favors, Amethyst, you got four. Congratulations, Mabel, join Jason for the final leg of the Finale!”
“Amethyst, congratulations on being the first wildcard contestant to ever make it to the final three! Well, unless you count Courtney in Action as a wildcard, (which she’s NOT, according to her own lawyer’s affidavit!). You are the second-runner up and you get to take home fifty thousand dollars!”
“Wow, awesome! This’ll help add new stuff at the Kindergarden! We can buy PS5s, or even-“
“Let’s do the budgeting at home, Amethyst,” said Pearl. “Congratulations, we’re so proud of you!”
“AMETHYST, YOU ROCKED!” yelled Steven.
“That’s my Gem in the rough! C’mere,” Sans joined them and proceeded to make out with Amethyst.
“I may have lost the season, but I got the skeleton of my dreams, baby!”
Heather gagged. “Ugh, get a room, you two!”
Alejandro countered. “Oh, but mi amor, you are the same! Third placers who bagged the perfect man for them!”
Heather scoffed. “I’m the lucky one in the relationship? You wish, Burromuerto!” Then she tackled him into a kiss on the floor.
Piper was next to gag. “Are you guys trying to summon my mom?! Please don’t, if she sees me with Jason, she’s gonna freak”
“Your mom’s already here in a way, pumpkin!” Chris said. “We often have coffee together as in-laws. She gives me juicy tips on how to milk all that lovey-dovey drama for all the ratings it’s worth! You guys, the Courtney-Duncan-Gwen love triangle drama was Aphrodite’s whole idea!”
Duncan gasped, Gwen’s eyes bugged. Courtney looked like she was ready to go full-on God of War, scale Olympus and strangle Aphrodite.
Sierra gasped. “What a twist! The fans are gonna go crazy”
“Well, Mabel? It’s down to you and me”
“Uh-huh. Ready to get pummeled, Sparky?”
Jason stopped a laugh. “Sure am. If I remember correctly, the last challenge is a footrace”
They stood there, facing the long obstacle course designed by the fallen twenty campers.

Jason: I am shaking. I never thought it would come down to Mabel and me. But I really want to win this whole thing for the Legion back home, so, sorry Mabel. I’m going all out.
Mabel: I can’t breathe right now. I can’t even move. Why did it have to come down to me and that ridiculously cute guy from California? I’m entering fight-or-flight mode but I know I have to choose to fight

“Campers! This is your last chance to win the one million dollars! Jason, you can take your coin and Mabel can take her grappling gun with her! The obstacle course is the final challenge and the first to reach the finish lines takes all. One last time, you two. DO YOU WANNA BE FAMOUS???!!!!”
They shot off into a sprint. Jason waded through jellyfish. Mabel dodged mini-landmines. Jason bounced off floating pink clouds, Mabel rode a muscular, genetically-enhanced pig, Jason rode a broomstick, Mabel dodged Batarangs, Jason grabbed a gun and mowed down training robots and defused the Spike and Mabel used Dimensional Scissors to get around a chasm. Jason dodged magical attacks, while Mabel swam like an otter across a pond.
They were neck and neck. Piper clutched her blade. Dipper hugged Waddles tight.
Jason rode a skateboard as nuclear waste dripped from the trees, Mabel dodged lasers and bones and skulls flying at her, Jason danced his butt off to activate a hovering bridge. Mabel activated a giant baking soda volcano, propelling her forward, Jason ran through quicksand, Mabel dodged shadows, Jason ran away from Beedrills, and Mabel climbed a mountain of burnt scones, Jason grabbed some Corps gear and rappelled down Sasquatchanakwa’s back. Mabel rode a pink Lion across the lake, punching Fang in the face as she passed.
Jason used his lightning to scare Lion off, throwing Mabel to the ground. Jason jogged past her, towards the finish line. Mabel pulled out her grappling gun and shot for the finish line’s pole. It latched on and she rocketed to the finish line, passing Jason at the last second.
“WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!” Chris boomed. “MABEL PINES, OF GRAVITY FALLS, YOU ARE TOTAL DRAMA FANDOM ISLAND’S FIRST EVER CHAMPION!!”
Jason Grace beamed at Mabel. “Great job, Mabel! You won against all odds. New Rome salutes you!”
Waddles ran up to Mabel and she caught him in a big hug. “Oh, we did it, Mr. Waddles! We won Total Drama Island!!!”
The other campers cheered.
“A jolly good show, Mabel!” said Arthur
“I knew you could do it, Mabel!” said Baljeet
“Mabel, that was awesome!” said Seraphine
“Not bad at all!” said Barry
“Impressive, and here I thought you’d be an early boot,” said Darcy
Demigods and the Gravity Falls citizens cheered wildly. Even the Survey Corps and the Beach City community hooted all around. All the audience from all across the Multiverse clapped in adulation.
“Jason Grace of New Rome, congratulations for being our First First Runner Up! You’ll be taking home one hundred thousand dollars!”
“We can finally afford those Temple renovations I was planning… well, I was planning until I died, so…”
Piper and Leo and the rest of the Seven ran up to hug Jason, or rather pile onto him.
“I’m so glad I came,” said Piper. “When I heard you got brought back from the dead just to compete in some reality show, I cringed. I really didn’t know how to react, where to start. I owed you, Jason, I-“
“You don’t owe me anything, Pipes. I’m happy for you. I want nothing more but for you to keep on being happy with your new life”
They hugged awkwardly, but sweetly.
“Hey, McLean! How about casting me for Season 2, eh?” said Leo Valdez.
“Or me, I really loved this whole season!” said Connie, hugging Sasha.
“Count me in if you’re casting Season 2 now!” said Peridot
“I’m open for participation, Mr. McLean” said Pacifica.
“Me too!” said Squidward Tentacles.
“And me!” said Natsu Dragneel
“What about me?” asked Ron Weasley
“You can’t have a season two without me!” yelled Jessie of Team Rocket.
“Chill out dudes! I’ve got Season 2 greenlighted and you can all email your audition tapes starting tomorrow!”
They all cheered. The Gravity Falls community carried Mabel atop them like a parade float, towards the lake. Percy Jackson smiled. “Think they’re gonna dunk her in?”
Annabeth Chase winced. “I hope not! It’s only fun when, well, you’re with that special someone”
“I wonder who’ll be in Season Two?”
“Wanna file for an audition, Seaweed Brain?”
“It’s one crazy show, but I like crazy sometimes”
Mabel thanked everyone for their support. “I’d never have won without all of you guys. My Screaming Gophers family, and the nice guys at the Killer Bass. Sasha, Arthur, Cyborg, Sans. All of you. I’m so happy I got to meet you all!”
“Oh, I almost forgot!” Chris cleared his throat. “We got the contestants to vote our Mr. and Ms. Congeniality for this season! Congratulations to Gaara and Seraphine!”
“I am honored. No one would’ve believed this ten years ago,” said Gaara, tearing up.
“Oh, you deserve it!” said Seraphine. “You’re a very sweet guy. Thank you, guys, for voting me!”
“You guys get fifty grand each! And that’s not all, everyone not in the Finals is taking home one thousand dollars TIMES the number of challenge wins you got in your entire run!”
Squidward laughed. “Patrick’s STILL not getting anything”
“He won the gift of friendship,” said Spongebob. “Didn’t ya, Pat?”
“That’s true!” said Sasha Braus. “Patrick, we’ll all fondly remember you and each other as we go back to our everyday lives!”
“There’s still one question that’s bugging me,” said Grunkle Stan. “Mabel, what do ya plan to do with your one million dollars?”
Mabel took the giant check from Chris McLean and thought deeply. “I’ve always wanted to expand your gift shop, Grunkle, and- WAIT A MINUTE, GRUNKLE, YOUR MIND-“
Grunkle Stan laughed. “It’s amazing what these Survey Corps scientists can cook up from the spit of a human-Gem hybrid and nectar from those demigods”
Mabel stared at her fellow finalists. “You guys, I…”
“It was horrible when we found out the price he paid to save you and the world from Bill Cipher” said Sasha. “So when we realized we had all the pieces to the puzzle of restoring lost memories, we jumped right at it!”
“Take it from someone who knows, Mabel. It’s a living hell knowing you should know about someone and not remember them” said Jason.
“Think of it as a prize from us for winning!” said Amethyst.
Mabel spent the rest of that day hugging everyone out of sheer joy.
Raymond purred. “Ah, all’s well that ends well, eh?”
Ponyhead beamed. “You bet, baby! Hey, Gorillanakwaz, hit it!”
Arthur Kirkland, Cyborg, Jett, Seraphine and Gaara hit the stage.
Arthur took up the bass, Jett the keyboard, Cyborg the drums and Gaara and Seraphine took the mikes, and an old, familiar tune began.
You never ever leave my mind
My sweet, sweet Caroline
Every time I look into your eyes, I feel like I’m alive
The whole island was vibing to the song and rocking to its melody
Every time I want to say hello, every time I want to stay, I go
Could never find the words to let you know, sometimes
You play my mind a million times
Mabel danced with all her friends, switching from Dipper, to Waddles, to Soos, Wendy and Pacifica, even Gideon. Sasha danced with Connie. Gems, Survey Corpsmen and demigod legionnaires joined hands in a circle and danced around the campfire. Jason waved as Piper danced with her girlfriend Shel, and suddenly, Jett came along and they began to dance, too.
Chris Mclean waved one last time at the camera. “Thanks for joining us here on Total Drama Fandom Island. Stay tuned for Season Two coming to you in May! Eighteen new contestants from all over the fandom multiverse will compete for the crown at TOTAL DRAMA FANDOMS SEASON TWO: FANDOM ACTION!

Wish I would’ve been by there few months ago, don’t know if they even did them for Pitch Black but least then I would know myself lol.

T-Mobile is doing a program where you link a card to their app but you don't have to use click through links so this will work.
The following is in addition to cash back that you get on your credit card.
• 5% cash back applied to your T-Mobile at bill specific restaurants.
• 10% cash back applied towards your T-Mobile bill when used on Tuesday at specific restaurants.
So that means a max 14% to 15% total cash back depending on the card used on Tuesday and 9% to 10% on non-Tuesdays.
Tried it today at a Chicken Kitchen. It looks like it's slow to post to the T-Mobile Dining app when you make a transaction.
So what I should be getting is 4% cash back from US Bank Altitude Go + 10% T-Mobile Dining towards the T-Mobile bill.
Here's the terms and conditions:
• You have to download the T-Mobile Dining app.
• You have to link a credit card within the T-Mobile Dining app.
• You can link multiple credit cards.
• It has to be a card that T-Mobile can see the purchase on so Discover card doesn't work with this.
• Cards accepted are American Express (including third party issue), MasterCard and Visa.
• Debit card transactions must be done as Visa or MasterCard and not PIN entry
It only asks the card number and not the expiration date or 3 digit / 4 digit code.
• Special promotion: spend $25 get $10 credit towards your T-Mobile bill plus the 5% / 10%. Must be done within 30 days.
Taxes not included for cash back
Tips and gratuity not included for cash back
It works similar to a merchant offer but you don't have to click each individual restaurant you want to go to.
If you have Sam's Club and you've seen the Bonus Offer section and you've used the bonus offers, it works similar to that.
Next I'm going to test this with my Oxygen Prepaid Visa processed as Visa for $1.00 immediate cash back + 5% to 10% cash back towards the T-Mobile bill.
A couple of screenshots in comments.
The other T-Mobile promotion for the T-Mobile Dining Is garbage and I don't recommend it.
• Get a prepaid T-Mobile Money and get 1% extra on dining. The card has no other discounts.
T-Mobile prepaid Money MasterCard is definitely garbage and not worth it for just 1%

Basically my job (Sams club) has a points system where if you come in too early, or come in too late, call in, or you leave early then you get pointed. 5 points equals a termination. To not potentially reveal who I am i won’t mention how many points i have but it’s more than 5
Anyways a guy in his younger 20s where this is my first job, what to i need to know about this and what can i do after it happens?

This company is gotta be the biggest jokes out there. I go to open door a real big issue within my club that everyone’s always complaining about so not just me. Filed my complaint they say it’ll take up to 30 days to “investigate” I say “investigate” with quotations because they don’t do jack shit. I got a follow up and they say my write up still stands and nothing has changed at my club of course. Exactly what multiple others said would happen I’d waste my breathe to complain and not a damn thing would change. I ask for video proof or some sort of evidence to back there decision and they said they don’t have to provide ANYTHING to me. Is that true? Seems kinda like a legal issue to me. I hate to say it but boy I bet Sam Walton is rattling in his grave just looking at how fucked up his company is nowadays. The core values are not upheld or acknowledged at all. Just some bullshit slogan or catch phrase this pathetic company uses to attract idiots dumb enough to get hired on here.

I am completely new to travelling and would appreciate some guidance on domestic travel within the U.S. from a credit card rewards side of things. Any help would be appreciated!
Before I slap the template in here I want to clarify some important points.

I am only planning to travel domestically within the US (1-3 times a year).
Average yearly travel expenses will be about $1000-$3000 (50:50 plane tickets and hotels for the most part, and maybe some more on Uber and car rentals).
I currently have a custom Amex Platinum offer for 150k bonus points (spend $6,000 within the first 6 months) and 5X on groceries and dinning for the first 6 months.
I am mostly worried about annual fees paying for themselves.

Now to the template:

Current credit cards you are the primary account holder of: (list cards, limits, opening date): (example: Chase Freedom $X,XXX limit, 12/2019 - be sure to mention if any are business cards)
- Bank of America® Unlimited Cash Rewards, $3,800 limit, 07/2016
- Discover Cash Back, $6,400 limit, 05/2018
- Amazon Prime Rewards, $6,400, 01/2020
- Citi Double Cash, $4,500, 08/2021
- Amex Blue Cash Everyday, $10,000, 09/2021 (Downgraded from preferred in 08/2022)
- Costco Anywhere Visa®, $6,000, 08/2022
- Bilt, $7,500, 10/2022
FICO Scores with source (see note on FICO score sources below): (example: Experian 701, Transunion 702, Equifax 703)
- Transunion 755, Equifax 765, Experian 788 (Can boost it with some better utilization)
Oldest credit card account age with you as primary name on the account: (example: 3 years - do NOT include cards you are an authorized user on)
- 6 years 8 months
Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 6 months:
- 1
Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 12 months:'
- 2
Number of personal credit cards approved for in the past 24 months:
- 4
Annual income $: (Approximations are fine. Accuracy is most important if your income is under $20k. See what counts as income below.)
- ~$85,000/year

CATEGORIES

OK with category-specific cards?: (Answer YES if you're OK using one card for 3% back on groceries and another for 4% on dining)
- Yes
OK with rotating category cards?: (Answer YES if you're OK using a card that has different bonus categories each quarter, e.g. 5% on gas from Jan - March, then 5% on groceries April - June)
- Yes
Estimate average monthly spend in the categories below. Only include what you can pay by credit card.
- Dining $: $50-$250
- Groceries $: (If you buy your groceries at Walmart, Target, Costco, Sam's or other wholesale clubs, it's important that you list these amounts separately.)
  - ~$350 (Costco), ~$50 (Walmart)
- Gas $: (If at Costco or Walmart, please specify)
  - $100-$150 (Costco)
- Travel $: (Break it down as much as possible: spend on flights, hotels, Airbnb, car rentals, trains, Lyft/Uber. If you have an annual travel budget, divide by 12 for monthly average.)
  - Unsure because I am new to travelling, but guessing per year $500-$1500 flights, $500-$1500 hotels, $200-$500 Uber or Rent
- Do you plan on using this card abroad for a significant length of time (study abroad, digital nomad, expat, extended travel)?:
  - No
- Any other categories (examples: phone/internet, insurance) or stores (example: Amazon) with significant, regular credit card spend (the more you specify, the better):
  - $200 (car insurance), $30 (phone), $50 (Amazon)
- Any other significant, regular credit card spend you didn't include above?:
  - N/A
- Can you pay rent by credit card? If yes, list rent amount and if there's a fee for paying by credit card:
  - $2,000 (With Bilt)

MEMBERSHIPS & SUBSCRIPTIONS (delete lines that don't apply)

* Current member of Amazon Prime?: Yes
* Current Verizon postpaid customer?: No
* Current member of Costco or Sam's Club? Costco
* Currently paying $13.99/month or more for Disney Bundle (Disney+ / Hulu / EPSN+) or other Hulu services? No
* Current member of Chase, US Bank or any other big bank?: Amazon Card with Chase
* Active US military?: No
* Are you open to Business Cards?: (these are an option if you have any kind of side gig, such as selling on eBay or Etsy) No

PURPOSE

* What's the purpose of your next card (choose ONE)?: (first credit card, balance transfer, saving money, travel rewards)
- Travel
- * If you answered "first credit card", are you an authorized user on any other cards?
- * If you answered "balance transfer", please give details as to why:
- * If you answered "travel rewards", do you have a preferred airline and/or hotel chain? No
Do you have any cards you've been looking at?
- Amex Platinum, CSP, CSR, Venture X

i interviewed today for a sam’s club position as a current walmart associate. i was given a yellow coaching in january for answering a family members phone call who was in a car wreck while working lmfao. will sams be able to see this and will this affect their decision in my transfer?

Thought I’d give TG some love since Canada just finished its first major competition of the year (and since gymcan hasn’t put out a single press release about it). So here’s a little recap:
The 2023 Elite Canada in Trampoline Gymnastics was hosted at the Cegep Edouard Centre Sportif in Longueuil, QC from March 16 to 20, 2023. The competition included Individual Trampoline, Synchronized Trampoline, Double-Mini Trampoline, and Tumbling events for both men and women.
Gavin Dodd (KGTC - Coach: Mario Bruno) captured the gold medal in the senior men’s Double-Mini Trampoline event with a total score of 117.500. He continued his Canadian DD record setting with a two-pass difficulty at 20.8. Nolan Zurek (Phoenix Gymnastics Centre - Coach: Trish Quinney) captured the silver medal, while Jeremy Meyer (Calgary Gymnastics Center- Coach: Eran Silberg) captured the bronze.
Gabby Flynn (Shasta - Coach: Curt Dewolf) captured the gold medal in the senior women’s Double-Mini Trampoline event with a total score of 103.900. Joining Flynn on the podium was Hannah Metheral (T&T Adventure) with the silver medal and Zoe Phaneuf (Calgary Gymnastics Center- Coach: Eran Silberg) with the bronze medal.
In the senior Individual Trampoline category, it was Sarah Milette (Virtuose Centre Acrobatique) who captured the women’s gold medal with a total score of 56.460, while Nathan Shuh (Skyriders - Coach: Dave Ross) captured the men’s gold medal with a total score of 56.580. The senior women’s podium also included Sophiane Méthot (Virtuose Centre Acrobatique) with the silver medal and Rachel Tam (Skyriders - Coach: Dave Ross) taking home the bronze medal. On the senior men’s podium, it was Zachary Blakely (Phoenix Gymnastics Centre - Coach: Trish Quinney) who took home the silver medal, while Gavin Dodd (KGTC - Coach: Mario Bruno) captured third place for the bronze medal.
The Synchronized Trampoline event saw Gabby Flynn and Maja Bonham (Shasta - Coach: Curt Dewolf) taking home the gold medal in the senior women’s event with a total score of 90.820 while Nathan Levasseur and Étienne Cloutier captured first place in the senior men’s event with a total score of 93.480. This event was also the debut of the Mixed Synchro event which was won by Zoe Phaneuf and Tyler Champagne (Calgary Gymnastics Center- Coach: Stephen Hauck) with a score of 42.300.
In the senior Tumbling events, it was Courtney Bowditch (Rideau Gymnastics - Coach: Michael Chaves) and Justin Thompson (Quinte Bay Gymnastics - Coach: Katelyn Thompson) who took home the gold medals in the women’s and men’s categories, respectively. Bowditch finished the competition with a total score of 84.500 and was joined on the podium by Sam Ibach (Calgary Gymnastics Center- Coach: Eran Silberg) in second place and Kayla Howell (Club Aviva - Coach: Jake Maxym) in third place. Thompson completed the Tumbling competition with a total score of 105.000. Joining Perdersen on the podium was Jared Matthews (Quinte Bay Gymnastics - Coach: Katelyn Thompson) with the silver medal and Mitchel Pedersen (Calgary Gymnastics Center - Coach: Eran Silberg) with the bronze medal.

Crosspost from NWSL 2023 Kickoff Countdown
Welcome to the 2023 Kickoff Countdown for GOTHAM FC (Written by a NY native & Gotham fan, I think we all know how it is so pls don't come for me).

THE BASICS:
Head Coach: Juan Carlos Amorós
Performance Coach: Philip Congleton
Goalkeeper Coach: Brody Sams
GM & Heaad of Soccer Ops: Yael Averbuch
Assistant GM: Nathán Goldberg Crenier
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Oscar Vazquez
Physical Therapist: Erin Morton
Captain: McCall Zerboni (2022)
Stadium: Red Bull Arena, Harrison, NJ
Ownership: Founding Owners- Tammy Murphy, Phil Murphy, Steven Temares; Operating Owners- Kristin Bernert, Karen Bryant, Bobby Cho, Ed Nalbandian; Strategic Investors- Sue Bird, Kevin Durant, Pete Guelli, Rich Kleiman, Carli Lloyd, Eli Manning
Global Creative Advisor: Ashlyn Harris
Supporters Groups: Cloud9
Subreddit: GothamFC
Social Media: @GothamFC

THE SCHEDULE:
Opener: 9 pm EST Sunday, March 26th vs Angel City AWAY (BMO stadium, CA)
Home Opener: 7:30 pm EST Saturday, April 1st (no it’s not a prank), vs. OL Reign (Red Bull Arena, NJ)
First Challenge Cup Match: 7:30 pm EST Wednesday, April 19th vs Washington Spirit @ HOME (Red Bull Arena, NJ)

THE ROSTER:
Goalkeepers (3): Michelle Betos, Abby Smith (TRADE, THORNS), Mandy Haught
Defenders (10): Bruninha (INTL, BRZ), Imani Dorsey, Kristen Edmonds(TRADE,KCC), Sabrina Flores, Mandy Freeman, Ellie Jean, Ali Krieger, Nealy Martin, Kelley O'Hara (TRADE, WAS), Taylor Smith
Midfielders (7): Nahomi Kawasumi (INTL, JAP), Allie Long, Kristie Mewis, Victoria Pickett, Yazmeen Ryan (TRADE, THORNS), Delanie Sheehan, McCall Zerboni
Forwards (5): Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir (INTL, ICELAND), Jenna Nighswonger (DRAFT), Ifeoma Onumonu, Midge Purce, Lynn Williams (TRADE, KCC)
More to come (1): Sinead Farrelly (TBD-Contract Pending, historically midfield); scored in a preseason match for Gotham as a non-roster invitee on 2/25/23
On loan (1): Hensley Hancuff (GK), is on loan with Brisbane Roar FC until April 30th.
Injured (1): Taryn Torres (Midfield)

THE HISTORY:
What we want to forget:
All of 2022.
Everything after 2013? Gotham hasn’t reached the semifinals since their first season in the NWSL (2013). They reached the quarter-finals in 2021, but didn’t qualify any other year.
A bunch of other stuff that is available on the Wikipedia (and includes subjects of the Yates report and poor player conditions). And no, the main ownership has not changed since then (2016-2019), although Tammy Murphy allegedly took a more active role in club ownership and spearheaded improvements.
What we want to remember:
…
Gotham FC was known as Sky Blue FC before April 2021. Gotham (or Sky Blue) was founded in 2006 as a USL W-League team and has been part of the NWSL since it started in 2012. Their league record is 55-50-77. If they win every match this season, they can turn their win to loss ratio positive...

THE HOPE PART I:
THE PLAYER HIGHLIGHTS:
Kelley O’Hara, returning this year, played for the team in its inaugural NWSL season (2013) through 2017. Perhaps O’Hara’s presence at Gotham is a symbol of hope? Or at least of reasonable working conditions?
Sam Kerr holds the club record for most goals in a single season, for 17 goals in 2017. She is also the all time leading goal scored for Gotham with 28 goals.
Last season’s top scorers were Zerboni, Monaghan, and Purce – each with 3 goals. Mewis, Onumonu, and T. Smith scored 2 each, and Kawasumi scored 1, for a total of 16 goals over 22 regular season matches. Gotham allowed 44 goals.
Lynn Williams was tied for top NWSL scorer (11 goals) in the 2016 season when she was the NWSL MVP. We would love to see her do it again. Lynn is also a 3x NWSL Champion.
Kelley O’Hara is a 2021 NWSL Champion and 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion.
Allie Long is a 2x NWSL Champion and 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Ali Krieger is a 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Nahomi Kawasumi is a 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
McCall Zerboni is a 3x NWSL Champion
Taylor Smith is a 2016 NWSL Champion
Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir is a 2022 Toppserien Champion. She scored 4 goals in 2022.
Jenna Nighswonger has a string of accolades, but it is her rookie year in the NWSL. She has played on the US Youth national team, and the U-23 team.
Gotham’s oldest player is Ali Krieger (38), and youngest player is Bruninha (20).

___________________
THE HOPE PART II:
The Juan Carlos Amorós Effect?
When Amorós took over the Dash exactly halfway through the season (11 games down, 11 to go), their regular season record went from 4-3-4 to 6-3-2 and their average possession went from 44.5 percent to 50.5 percent. Goals and expected goals per game increased slightly. Can he do the same for Gotham?
THE PREDICTIONS:
Formation: 4-3-3
- Gotham ran mostly a 4-3-2-1 last season, but they started to shake things up throughout the second half of the season. When Amorós took over the Dash, he shifted them to a 4-3-3 and never looked back. I expect he’ll start with the same for Gotham.
Predicted Opener Starting 11:
I bet we see the same starting 11 as the preseason scrimmage on 3/11/23 (7-0 win over University of Pittsburgh):
GK: Abby Smith
Defense: Bruninha, Edmonds, Ellie Jean, Krieger
Midfield: Zerboni, Long, Ryan
Forwards: Onumonu, Purce, Williams
Subs: at least Nighswonger and Pickett, Farrelly if she’s signed, Mewis
Throughout the season, expect those subs + O’Hara to get the start too.

TLDR
THE SUMMARY:
If you want to root for an underdog this year, Gotham’s your team. They finished dead last in 2022, and they’ve made some big moves during the offseason, while retaining their biggest veterans and stars. If the squad can gel, Juan Carlos Amorós can take this team up. For Gotham, some renewed hope this season could go a long way. We’d love to see them win it all, but I think Gotham fans will be over the moon to see them make the playoffs. The competition is tough, is 2023 Gotham tougher?

Link to the articles:
https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/brooklyn-center-walmart-store-to-close-april-21-minnesota/89-f2e8d895-ba68-4463-8493-d3e1086c855d
https://wsbt.com/news/local/walmart-portage-ave-close-april-21-south-bend-indiana-sams-club-retail-pharmacy-store-associates-transfer
https://fox2now.com/news/illinois/cahokia-walmart-to-close-in-april/
Link to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spr4qhRIxH4&feature=youtu.be

Welcome to the 2023 NWSL Kickoff Countdown for reigning champions GOTHAM FC (written by a New York native & Gotham fan <3)

THE BASICS:
Head Coach: Juan Carlos Amorós
Performance Coach: Philip Congleton
Goalkeeper Coach: Brody Sams
GM & Heaad of Soccer Ops: Yael Averbuch
Assistant GM: Nathán Goldberg Crenier
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Oscar Vazquez
Physical Therapist: Erin Morton
Captain: McCall Zerboni (2022)
Stadium: Red Bull Arena, Harrison, NJ
Ownership: Founding Owners- Tammy Murphy, Phil Murphy, Steven Temares; Operating Owners- Kristin Bernert, Karen Bryant, Bobby Cho, Ed Nalbandian; Strategic Investors- Sue Bird, Kevin Durant, Pete Guelli, Rich Kleiman, Carli Lloyd, Eli Manning
Global Creative Advisor: Ashlyn Harris
Supporters Groups: Cloud9
Subreddit: GothamFC
Social Media: @GothamFC

THE SCHEDULE:
Opener: 9 pm EST Sunday, March 26th vs Angel City AWAY (BMO stadium, CA)
Home Opener: 7:30 pm EST Saturday, April 1st (no it’s not a prank), vs. OL Reign (Red Bull Arena, NJ)
First Challenge Cup Match: 7:30 pm EST Wednesday, April 19th vs Washington Spirit @ HOME (Red Bull Arena, NJ)

THE ROSTER:
Goalkeepers (3): Michelle Betos, Abby Smith (TRADE, THORNS), Mandy Haught
Defenders (10): Bruninha (INTL, BRZ), Imani Dorsey, Kristen Edmonds(TRADE,KCC), Sabrina Flores, Mandy Freeman, Ellie Jean, Ali Krieger, Nealy Martin, Kelley O'Hara (TRADE, WAS), Taylor Smith
Midfielders (7): Nahomi Kawasumi (INTL, JAP), Allie Long, Kristie Mewis, Victoria Pickett, Yazmeen Ryan (TRADE, THORNS), Delanie Sheehan, McCall Zerboni
Forwards (5): Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir (INTL, ICELAND), Jenna Nighswonger (DRAFT), Ifeoma Onumonu, Midge Purce, Lynn Williams (TRADE, KCC)
More to come (1): Sinead Farrelly (TBD-Contract Pending, historically midfield); scored in a preseason match for Gotham as a non-roster invitee on 2/25/23
On loan (1): Hensley Hancuff (GK), is on loan with Brisbane Roar FC until April 30th.
Injured (1): Taryn Torres (Midfield)

THE HISTORY:
What we want to forget:
All of 2022.
Everything after 2013? Gotham hasn’t reached the semifinals since their first season in the NWSL (2013). They reached the quarter-finals in 2021, but didn’t qualify any other year.
A bunch of other stuff that is available on the Wikipedia (and includes subjects of the Yates report and poor player conditions). And no, the main ownership has not changed since then (2016-2019), although Tammy Murphy allegedly took a more active role in club ownership and spearheaded improvements.
What we want to remember:
…
Gotham FC was known as Sky Blue FC before April 2021. Gotham (or Sky Blue) was founded in 2006 as a USL W-League team and has been part of the NWSL since it started in 2012. Their league record is 55-50-77. If they win every match this season, they can turn their win to loss ratio positive...

THE HOPE PART I:
THE PLAYER HIGHLIGHTS:
Kelley O’Hara, returning this year, played for the team in its inaugural NWSL season (2013) through 2017. Perhaps O’Hara’s presence at Gotham is a symbol of hope? Or at least of reasonable working conditions?
Sam Kerr holds the club record for most goals in a single season, for 17 goals in 2017. She is also the all time leading goal scored for Gotham with 28 goals.
Last season’s top scorers were Zerboni, Monaghan, and Purce – each with 3 goals. Mewis, Onumonu, and T. Smith scored 2 each, and Kawasumi scored 1, for a total of 16 goals over 22 regular season matches. Gotham allowed 44 goals.
Lynn Williams was tied for top NWSL scorer (11 goals) in the 2016 season when she was the NWSL MVP. We would love to see her do it again. Lynn is also a 3x NWSL Champion.
Kelley O’Hara is a 2021 NWSL Champion and 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion.
Allie Long is a 2x NWSL Champion and 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Ali Krieger is a 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Nahomi Kawasumi is a 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
McCall Zerboni is a 3x NWSL Champion
Taylor Smith is a 2016 NWSL Champion
Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir is a 2022 Toppserien Champion. She scored 4 goals in 2022.
Jenna Nighswonger has a string of accolades, but it is her rookie year in the NWSL. She has played on the US Youth national team, and the U-23 team.
Gotham’s oldest player is Ali Krieger (38), and youngest player is Bruninha (20).

___________________
THE HOPE PART II:
The Juan Carlos Amorós Effect?
When Amorós took over the Dash exactly halfway through the season (11 games down, 11 to go), their regular season record went from 4-3-4 to 6-3-2 and their average possession went from 44.5 percent to 50.5 percent. Goals and expected goals per game increased slightly. Can he do the same for Gotham?

THE PREDICTIONS:
Formation: 4-3-3
- Gotham ran mostly a 4-3-2-1 last season, but they started to shake things up throughout the second half of the season. When Amorós took over the Dash, he shifted them to a 4-3-3 and never looked back. I expect he’ll start with the same for Gotham.
Predicted Opener Starting 11:
I bet we see the same starting 11 as the preseason scrimmage on 3/11/23 (7-0 win over University of Pittsburgh):
GK: Abby Smith
Defense: Bruninha, Edmonds, Ellie Jean, Krieger
Midfield: Zerboni, Long, Ryan
Forwards: Onumonu, Purce, Williams
Subs: at least Nighswonger and Pickett, Farrelly if she’s signed, Mewis
Throughout the season, expect those subs + O’Hara to get the start too.

TLDR
THE SUMMARY:
If you want to root for an underdog this year, Gotham’s your team. They finished dead last in 2022, and they’ve made some big moves during the offseason, while retaining their biggest veterans and stars. If the squad can gel, Juan Carlos Amorós can take this team up. For Gotham, some renewed hope this season could go a long way. We’d love to see them win it all, but I think Gotham fans will be over the moon to see them make the playoffs. The competition is tough, is 2023 Gotham tougher?

THE BASICS:
Head Coach: Juan Carlos Amorós
Performance Coach: Philip Congleton
Goalkeeper Coach: Brody Sams
GM & Heaad of Soccer Ops: Yael Averbuch
Assistant GM: Nathán Goldberg Crenier
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Oscar Vazquez
Physical Therapist: Erin Morton
Captain: McCall Zerboni (2022)
Stadium: Red Bull Arena, Harrison, NJ
Ownership: Founding Owners- Tammy Murphy, Phil Murphy, Steven Temares; Operating Owners- Kristin Bernert, Karen Bryant, Bobby Cho, Ed Nalbandian; Strategic Investors- Sue Bird, Kevin Durant, Pete Guelli, Rich Kleiman, Carli Lloyd, Eli Manning
Global Creative Advisor: Ashlyn Harris
Supporters Groups: Cloud9
Subreddit: GothamFC
Social Media: @GothamFC

THE SCHEDULE:
Opener: 9 pm EST Sunday, March 26th vs Angel City AWAY (BMO stadium, CA)
Home Opener: 7:30 pm EST Saturday, April 1st (no it’s not a prank), vs. OL Reign (Red Bull Arena, NJ)
First Challenge Cup Match: 7:30 pm EST Wednesday, April 19th vs Washington Spirit @ HOME (Red Bull Arena, NJ)

THE ROSTER:
Goalkeepers (3): Michelle Betos, Abby Smith (TRADE, THORNS), Mandy Haught
Defenders (10): Bruninha (INTL, BRZ), Imani Dorsey, Kristen Edmonds(TRADE,KCC), Sabrina Flores, Mandy Freeman, Ellie Jean, Ali Krieger, Nealy Martin, Kelley O'Hara (TRADE, WAS), Taylor Smith
Midfielders (7): Nahomi Kawasumi (INTL, JAP), Allie Long, Kristie Mewis, Victoria Pickett, Yazmeen Ryan (TRADE, THORNS), Delanie Sheehan, McCall Zerboni
Forwards (5): Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir (INTL, ICELAND), Jenna Nighswonger (DRAFT), Ifeoma Onumonu, Midge Purce, Lynn Williams (TRADE, KCC)
More to come (1): Sinead Farrelly (TBD-Contract Pending, historically midfield); scored in a preseason match for Gotham as a non-roster invitee on 2/25/23
On loan (1): Hensley Hancuff (GK), is on loan with Brisbane Roar FC until April 30th.
Injured (1): Taryn Torres (Midfield)

THE HISTORY:
What we want to forget:
All of 2022.
Everything after 2013? Gotham hasn’t reached the semifinals since their first season in the NWSL (2013). They reached the quarter-finals in 2021, but didn’t qualify any other year.
A bunch of other stuff that is available on the Wikipedia (and includes subjects of the Yates report and poor player conditions). And no, the main ownership has not changed since then (2016-2019), although Tammy Murphy allegedly took a more active role in club ownership and spearheaded improvements.
What we want to remember:
…
Gotham FC was known as Sky Blue FC before April 2021. Gotham (or Sky Blue) was founded in 2006 as a USL W-League team and has been part of the NWSL since it started in 2012. Their league record is 55-50-77. If they win every match this season, they can turn their win to loss ratio positive...

THE HOPE PART I:
THE PLAYER HIGHLIGHTS:
Kelley O’Hara, returning this year, played for the team in its inaugural NWSL season (2013) through 2017. Perhaps O’Hara’s presence at Gotham is a symbol of hope? Or at least of reasonable working conditions?
Sam Kerr holds the club record for most goals in a single season, for 17 goals in 2017. She is also the all time leading goal scored for Gotham with 28 goals.
Last season’s top scorers were Zerboni, Monaghan, and Purce – each with 3 goals. Mewis, Onumonu, and T. Smith scored 2 each, and Kawasumi scored 1, for a total of 16 goals over 22 regular season matches. Gotham allowed 44 goals.
Lynn Williams was tied for top NWSL scorer (11 goals) in the 2016 season when she was the NWSL MVP. We would love to see her do it again. Lynn is also a 3x NWSL Champion.
Kelley O’Hara is a 2021 NWSL Champion and 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion.
Allie Long is a 2x NWSL Champion and 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Ali Krieger is a 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Nahomi Kawasumi is a 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
McCall Zerboni is a 3x NWSL Champion
Taylor Smith is a 2016 NWSL Champion
Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir is a 2022 Toppserien Champion. She scored 4 goals in 2022.
Jenna Nighswonger has a string of accolades, but it is her rookie year in the NWSL. She has played on the US Youth national team, and the U-23 team.
Gotham’s oldest player is Ali Krieger (38), and youngest player is Bruninha (20).

___________________
THE HOPE PART II:
The Juan Carlos Amorós Effect?
When Amorós took over the Dash exactly halfway through the season (11 games down, 11 to go), their regular season record went from 4-3-4 to 6-3-2 and their average possession went from 44.5 percent to 50.5 percent. Goals and expected goals per game increased slightly. Can he do the same for Gotham?

THE PREDICTIONS:
Formation: 4-3-3
- Gotham ran mostly a 4-3-2-1 last season, but they started to shake things up throughout the second half of the season. When Amorós took over the Dash, he shifted them to a 4-3-3 and never looked back. I expect he’ll start with the same for Gotham.
Predicted Opener Starting 11:
I bet we see the same starting 11 as the preseason scrimmage on 3/11/23 (7-0 win over University of Pittsburgh):
GK: Abby Smith
Defense: Bruninha, Edmonds, Ellie Jean, Krieger
Midfield: Zerboni, Long, Ryan
Forwards: Onumonu, Purce, Williams
Subs: at least Nighswonger and Pickett, Farrelly if she’s signed, Mewis
Throughout the season, expect those subs + O’Hara to get the start too.

TLDR
THE SUMMARY:
If you want to root for an underdog this year, Gotham’s your team. They finished dead last in 2022, and they’ve made some big moves during the offseason, while retaining their biggest veterans and stars. If the squad can gel, Juan Carlos Amorós can take this team up. For Gotham, some renewed hope this season could go a long way. We’d love to see them win it all, but I think Gotham fans will be over the moon to see them make the playoffs. The competition is tough, is 2023 Gotham tougher?

The Basics:
Head Coach: Juan Carlos Amorós
Performance Coach: Philip Congleton
Goalkeeper Coach: Brody Sams
GM & Heaad of Soccer Ops: Yael Averbuch
Assistant GM: Nathán Goldberg Crenier
Chief Medical Officer: Dr. Oscar Vazquez
Physical Therapist: Erin Morton
Captain: McCall Zerboni (2022)
Stadium: Red Bull Arena, Harrison, NJ
Ownership: Founding Owners- Tammy Murphy, Phil Murphy, Steven Temares; Operating Owners- Kristin Bernert, Karen Bryant, Bobby Cho, Ed Nalbandian; Strategic Investors- Sue Bird, Kevin Durant, Pete Guelli, Rich Kleiman, Carli Lloyd, Eli Manning
Global Creative Advisor: Ashlyn Harris
Supporters Groups: Cloud9
Subreddit: GothamFC
Social Media: @GothamFC
The Schedule:
Opener: 9 pm EST Sunday, March 26th vs Angel City AWAY (BMO stadium, CA)
Home Opener: 7:30 pm EST Saturday, April 1st (no it’s not a prank), vs. OL Reign (Red Bull Arena, NJ)
First Challenge Cup Match: 7:30 pm EST Wednesday, April 19th vs Washington Spirit @ HOME (Red Bull Arena, NJ)

The Roster:
Goalkeepers (3): Michelle Betos, Abby Smith (TRADE, THORNS), Mandy Haught
Defenders (10): Bruninha (INTL, BRZ), Imani Dorsey, Kristen Edmonds(TRADE,KCC), Sabrina Flores, Mandy Freeman, Ellie Jean, Ali Krieger, Nealy Martin, Kelley O'Hara (TRADE, WAS), Taylor Smith
Midfielders (7): Nahomi Kawasumi (INTL, JAP), Allie Long, Kristie Mewis, Victoria Pickett, Yazmeen Ryan (TRADE, THORNS), Delanie Sheehan, McCall Zerboni
Forwards (5): Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir (INTL, ICELAND), Jenna Nighswonger (DRAFT), Ifeoma Onumonu, Midge Purce, Lynn Williams (TRADE, KCC)
More to come (1): Sinead Farrelly (TBD-Contract Pending, historically midfield); scored in a preseason match for Gotham as a non-roster invitee on 2/25/23
On loan (1): Hensley Hancuff (GK), is on loan with Brisbane Roar FC until April 30th.
Injured (1): Taryn Torres (Midfield)
The History:
What we want to forget:
All of 2022.
Everything after 2013? Gotham hasn’t reached the semifinals since their first season in the NWSL (2013). They reached the quarter-finals in 2021, but didn’t qualify any other year.
A bunch of other stuff that is available on the Wikipedia (and includes subjects of the Yates report and poor player conditions). And no, the main ownership has not changed since then (2016-2019), although Tammy Murphy allegedly took a more active role in club ownership and spearheaded improvements.
What we want to remember:
…
Gotham FC was known as Sky Blue FC before April 2021. Gotham (or Sky Blue) was founded in 2006 as a USL W-League team and has been part of the NWSL since it started in 2012. Their league record is 55-50-77. If they win every match this season, they can turn their win to loss ratio positive...
The Hope Part I:
The Player Highlights:
Kelley O’Hara, returning this year, played for the team in its inaugural NWSL season (2013) through 2017. Perhaps O’Hara’s presence at Gotham is a symbol of hope? Or at least of reasonable working conditions?
Sam Kerr holds the club record for most goals in a single season, for 17 goals in 2017. She is also the all time leading goal scored for Gotham with 28 goals.
Last season’s top scorers were Zerboni, Monaghan, and Purce – each with 3 goals. Mewis, Onumonu, and T. Smith scored 2 each, and Kawasumi scored 1, for a total of 16 goals over 22 regular season matches. Gotham allowed 44 goals.
Lynn Williams was tied for top NWSL scorer (11 goals) in the 2016 season when she was the NWSL MVP. We would love to see her do it again. Lynn is also a 3x NWSL Champion.
Kelley O’Hara is a 2021 NWSL Champion and 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion.
Allie Long is a 2x NWSL Champion and 2019 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Ali Krieger is a 2x FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
Nahomi Kawasumi is a 2011 FIFA Women's World Cup Champion
McCall Zerboni is a 3x NWSL Champion
Taylor Smith is a 2016 NWSL Champion
Svava Rós Guðmundsdóttir is a 2022 Toppserien Champion. She scored 4 goals in 2022.
Jenna Nighswonger has a string of accolades, but it is her rookie year in the NWSL. She has played on the US Youth national team, and the U-23 team.
Gotham’s oldest player is Ali Krieger (38), and youngest player is Bruninha (20).
___________________
The Hope Part II:
The Juan Carlos Amorós Effect?
When Amorós took over the Dash exactly halfway through the season (11 games down, 11 to go), their regular season record went from 4-3-4 to 6-3-2 and their average possession went from 44.5 percent to 50.5 percent. Goals and expected goals per game increased slightly. Can he do the same for Gotham?
The Predictions:
Formation: 4-3-3
- Gotham ran mostly a 4-3-2-1 last season, but they started to shake things up throughout the second half of the season. When Amorós took over the Dash, he shifted them to a 4-3-3 and never looked back. I expect he’ll start with the same for Gotham.
Predicted Opener Starting 11:
I bet we see the same starting 11 as the preseason scrimmage on 3/11/23 (7-0 win over University of Pittsburgh):
GK: Abby Smith
Defense: Bruninha, Edmonds, Ellie Jean, Krieger
Midfield: Zerboni, Long, Ryan
Forwards: Onumonu, Purce, Williams
Subs: at least Nighswonger and Pickett, Farrelly if she’s signed, Mewis
Throughout the season, expect those subs + O’Hara to get the start too.
The Summary:
If you want to root for an underdog this year, Gotham’s your team. They finished dead last in 2022, and they’ve made some big moves during the offseason, while retaining their biggest veterans and stars. If the squad can gel, Juan Carlos Amorós can take this team up. For Gotham, some renewed hope this season could go a long way. We’d love to see them win it all, but I think Gotham fans will be over the moon to see them make the playoffs. The competition is tough, is 2023 Gotham tougher?