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2023.03.21 16:40 poolnoodle89 Heard a ND game story on a recent My Favorite Murder minisode

I almost never hear people mention ND games outside of here and Tumblr, so I was very excited and immediately started transcribing. Kind of a funny story, thought I’d share!
MFM minisode 318 11:59 mark.
Karen: “Subject line of this one is ‘Traysure at the Salvation Army.’“
“Hello murder queens, millennial tech team, and furry beans. Big fan.
When I was younger, my cousin and I were really into these interactive Nancy Drew mystery computer games that we would play in the dark at our midwest cousin’s sleepovers while eating pizza bagels and Fruit by the Foot.”
Karen and Georgia pause to talk about if they had ever heard of ND games before concluding they were probably too old at the time but would definitely love them
“Fast-forward fifteen years to our yearly Christmas exchange between the two of us, even though we haven’t lived in the same state for over a decade. I decided to go with a nostalgic gift and I wanted to get her the last game from the Nancy Drew series. The game had been out of production for quite a while, making it hard to find any new copies for a reasonable price.
In a moment of divine intervention, I was at our local Salvation Army thrifting for gifts when I saw, I kid you not, the very computer game that I had been searching for in the gaming section behind the counter. The risk here was that the games were all sold as-is, so you could not see what state the games were in before purchasing them. Thankfully, I consider myself a gamblin’ gal. When I got home with my $15 traysure, I opened the game to see if the disc was actually there and not cracked in half. The game looked like it was completely fine but I noticed that there was a bunch of loose papers and and junk tucked into the game manual. So when I went to remove the trash, I saw that there was an unmarked envelope tucked into the back the game manual. Inside of the envelope was $700 of cold hard cash. A dream. I couldn’t believe it. As a broke college student living in overpriced student housing, this money was lifesaving. Needless to say, I pocketed the money real quick. I was planning on keeping the money in the envelope a secret but my big-haired, good-story loving mom told everyone at the Christmas party that I had found the cash in a gift for my cousin. This led to a Cold Duck (it’s a carbonated red wine available in Michigan for about $4) fueled debate on whether I should share the money with my cousin who I bought the gift for. Long story short, I definitely didn’t. Stay sexy and always check your thrifted gifts for traysure, Krista.”
What game is she talking about though? Is it just hard to find a good condition used physical copy of Sea of Darkness?
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2023.03.21 16:22 GamingVidBot Satan in John Milton's Paradise Lost: Misunderstood Hero or the Ultimate Villain?

John Milton's Paradise Lost is a work of stunning depth and beauty. It explores the complexity of Christian morality and how we must wrestle with temptation and desire. And, as a devoutly Christian work, Paradise Lost strongly emphasizes the importance of choosing God over the temptations of selfishness and worldly pleasures.
One of the most captivating figures in the poem is Satan himself. Milton's portrayal of Satan as a seductive and deceptive figure is a recurring theme throughout Paradise Lost. As we read in Book 1, Satan's form has not yet lost all its original brightness, making him an alluring figure despite his ruinous state. Furthermore, as Satan himself declares in Book 2, "Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heav'n," highlighting his pride and desire for power over others.
Driven by his pride and lust for power, Satan is willing to go to great lengths to harm innocent people, all without remorse. In Book 1, Satan declares his intention to hurt God's beloved creation by leading them astray and turning them against their creator. Satan targets Adam and Eve solely because they are loved by God, even though they are perfectly innocent and have done nothing to him. As he plots his revenge, Satan is depicted as a character consumed by his own ego, seeking only to satisfy his own desires at the expense of others. In Book 2, Satan's pride is on full display as he proclaims, "To do aught good never will be our task, / But ever to do ill our sole delight." This statement underscores Satan's utter disdain for anything resembling morality or goodness, and it highlights his willingness to harm innocents without a second thought.
Milton's Satan earns his title as the Father of All Lies. As we read in Book 9, Satan is described as a "false dissembler unperceived," and in Book 2, we learn that "his tongue dropped manna, and could make the worse appear the better reason." These descriptions emphasize the extent of Satan's deception, and how easy it is to be misled by seemingly attractive offers.
Satan's deceptiveness is best exemplified in his interactions with Eve. By playing on her selfish desires, Satan is able to lead Eve astray and ultimately bring about the fall of humanity. In Book 9, Satan approaches Eve in the guise of a serpent and begins to flatter her, telling her that she is "goddess-like" and that she deserves to have all the knowledge and power that God has denied her. Eve is initially resistant to his advances, but Satan's subtle manipulation soon begins to take effect. Through his cunning and charm, Satan is able to tempt Eve into eating the forbidden fruit, knowing that this will lead to her and Adam's expulsion from the Garden of Eden. Again, it must be emphasized that Adam and Eve have done nothing to harm Satan, and Satan is motivated exclusively by revenge and the delight he will feel by watching innocent people suffer.
Some later thinkers have reinterpreted Milton's Satan as a rebellious hero fighting against an oppressive God. But nothing could be further from Milton's original intent. Milton's Satan is seductive because he embodies real human emotions and motivations. His speeches are convincing because they are rooted in the same desires and fears that we all experience. However, Milton's makes clear throughout the poem that the rewards promised by temptation are illusory, and when we give into our base desires we only end up harming ourselves.
As literary critic A.D. Nuttall notes, "Milton was quite clear that Satan's rebellion against God was not justified. He saw Satan as a tragic figure who had brought ruin upon himself and others." Milton's portrayal of Satan as a seductive and alluring figure was meant to serve as a warning against the dangers of pride and disobedience, not an endorsement of Satan's actions.
Both Satan and Jesus can be described as rebels, but not all rebellions are the same. Jesus rebels against unjust earthly systems in service of God and out of love for humanity. Satan rebels due to his own hubris and arrogance; he seeks his own glory at the expense of others.
We must remember to always follow the path of Jesus' rebellion against injustice and not seek destruction simply to justify our own selfish and egotistic desires.
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2023.03.21 16:05 CoolMetroCard Full body workout (weight training) to lose extra fat?

Hey everyone (M, 25)
I’m not overweight but I am certainly out of shape and have a bit of a belly as well as some fat on my face just from eating trash through COVID.
I’m looking to get into shape, nothing crazy. I’m not planning on being super built or anything, I just want to be slim (especially lose the gut) and fitter generally.
I have this routine I’ve drawn up to do at the gym, and basically wanted to ask if doing this weight training is an effective way to lose the extra fat?
I’ve heard mixed things about cardio vs weight training and just want to make sure I’m doing the right thing. My main worry is that weight training over cardio = my body shape will change to be biggebulkier while I want to stay pretty average build - just fitter and in shape.
I also chose weights over straight sessions of cardio because I find cardio extremely boring and unmotivating.
5 min cardio warmup + 5 min cool down at the end
I’ve started going every 2nd day and have sorted my diet. Will this be good to achieve my goals?
Thanks so much!
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2023.03.21 15:38 Andrew78956 the funni

Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast, back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted. Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25 pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small. You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance. Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way! Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under arrest. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you talking to... Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey wait a minute. I have a great idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my note! Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of my but that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me. But you got to have free ... -Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends. Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I? A... ...really tall? No! I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. Really? -Really really. Oh? Man, I like you. What's your name? A..., Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I like about you, Shrek? You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. I like that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator. It's amazing what you did with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess, you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know I do to. That's another thing, we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they won't leave. And then there's that big occurred silence, you know? Can I stay with you? -What? Can I stay with you, please. Of course! -Really? No. -Please! I don't want to go back there. You don't how is like to be concerned like a freak. Well..., maybe you do. But that's why we have to stick together! You got to let me stay! Please! Please! OK, OK. -But one night only. -Huh, thank you! A, what are you do... No! This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. And in the morning... I'm making waffles. Where do I sleep? Outside! Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know, I don't know you and you don't know me... ... so I guess, outside is best for me. Here I go. Good night. I do like that half door. I'm a donkey all alone outside. Sit by myself outside, I guess. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me. -I thought, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside. Well James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have? It's not... What a lovely bed. -Got you! I found some cheese. Awful stuff. -Is that you Gordon? -How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table! Where would we supposed to put her. The bed's taken. What? I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogre! What do I have to do, to get a little privacy? Oh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp? All right, get out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go. And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not there! Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh gosh, no one invited us. -What? We were forced to come here. -By who? Lord Farquaad. He ??? All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? Oh I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him? -Anyone at all? -Me. -Anyone? Oh pick me, I know! Me, me. Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up. In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get all off my land and back where you came from. You. You're coming with me. All right. That's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city adventure. I love it. I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again... What did I say about singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Well, can I hummer? -All right. That's enough. He's ready to talk. Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man. You monster. I'm not a monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. -Now tell me! Where are the others? -Eat me. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has reached its end! -Tell me! Or I'll... -No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons. All right! Who's hiding them? Ok, I'll tell you. -Do you know the muffin-man? -The muffin-man? -The muffin-man. -Yes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane? -Well, she's married to the muffin-man. -The muffin-man! -The muffin-man! -She's married to the muffin-man. My lord! We found it. Well then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror. Don't tell him anything! Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically, you're not a king. A..., felonious. -You were saying. -What I mean is a...'re not a king, yet. But you can become one. All you have to do, is marry a princess. Go on. So, just sit back and relax my lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are. Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hottubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Please welcome... Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy. Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find out what a live wife she is. Come on. Give it up for... Show-white. And last but certainly not least. Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ????, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting cut in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona. So will it be, bachelorette number one? Bachelorette number two? Or bachelorette number three? -Two... -Three! -Two! One. No, no, no. Three. Pick number three my lord. Ok, ok. Number three. Lord Farquaad. You've chosen... princess Fiona. She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone... But I probably should mention little thing that happens at night... -I'll do it! -Yes, but after sunset... Silence! I will make this princess Fiona my queen. And Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Captain! Assemble your finest man. We're going to have a tournament! That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc. I've told you I'll find it. So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle. Aha, that's the place. Do you think maybe he's compensating for something. Hey, hey wait up Shrek! -Hey, you! -No, no! Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just... It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody? Hey look at this. Wow! -Let's do that again. -No. no. All right. You're going the right way for smack bottom. Sorry about that. That champion should have the honor, no, no... ...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner up will take his place. And so on, and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Applause. Let the tournament begin. What is that? Ugh, it's hideous. Oh, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey. Indeed. Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named champion. How about him. Oh, hey. Now, come on. Can't we just settle this over a pint? No? All right then. Come on. Hey Shrek! Let me, let me! The chair! Give him the chair! Thank you. Thank you, very much. I'm here until Thursday. Try the wheel! Shall I give the order sir? No. I have a better idea. People of Duloc. I give you our champion! What? Congratulation, Ogre. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp back! -Your swamp? -Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairytale creatures. Indeed. All right Ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back. Exactly the way it was? Down to the last slime covered toast tool. -And the squatters? -As good as gone. What kind of quest? Ok, let me get this straight! We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only don't have, 'cause he filled it with full of freaks on the first place. -Is that about right? -You know what? Maybe there is a good reason, donkeys shouldn't talk. I don't get it Shrek. Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them? You know, ??? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick. Oh, you know what. Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate. Got a knife, cut open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? A, no, not really, no. For your information, there is a lot more to Ogres than people think. -Example. -Example? OK, A-a-m, Ogres are like onions. -They stink? -Yes, no. -O, they make you cry. -No. Oh, you leave them out on the sun and they get all brown and start ??? little wild hairs? No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. O, you both have layers. You know not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers. I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. You know what else everyone likes? Paffe. Have you ever met a person and you say: "Hey, let's get some paffe" and they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is delicious. No! You tensed, irritating, miniature peace of barden. Ogres are like onions. End of story. Bye, bye. See you lather. Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. You know I think I've preferred your humming. Do you have a tissue or something, 'cause I'm making a mess. Just the word paffe has made me start slimying Why, Shrek, did you do that? Man you got to warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was opened and everything. Believe me donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. It's brimstone. We must be getting close. Yeah, right, brimstone. Don't be talking ??? brimstone. I know what I smell and ??? no brimstone. And they don't come of stone neither. Sure it's big enough, but look at the location. Oh, Shrek, remember when you said that Ogres have layers? Oh, yeah. Well, I have a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear ??? sleeves. Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. -You know what I mean. -Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs. No, I'm just a little uncomfortable of being on a rickety bridge over boiling lake of lava! Come on donkey, I'm right here beside you. Ok? For emotional support. We'll just hackle this thing together one little baby step after time. -Really? -Really really. Ok. That makes me feel so much better. Just keep moving and don't look down. Don't look down, don't look down. Shrek! I'm looking down! I can't do this. Just let me off right now, please. -But you're already half way. -Yeah, but I know that half is safe. Ok, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. Shrek, no, wait. Don't do that! Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? -Oh. This? -Yes, that! Yes, yes. Do it. OK. -No, Shrek! -I'm doing it. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. That will do Donkey, that will do. Cool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway? Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her. I was talking about the dragon Shrek. -Are you afraid? -No, but shhhhh. Oh, good. Me neither. Because there's nothing wrong with being afraid. Here's a..., something responsible of the situation. Not to mention dangerous situation. And there's dragon that breathes fire. I'm sure he's meaner than a cow or anything, but they're scare. You know what I mean. I'm sure he's heavier than a cow... Donkey. Two things. Ok? Shut, up. Now go over there and see if you can find any stairs. Stairs? I thought we were looking for the princess. The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. What makes you think she'll be there? I read it in a book once. Cool. You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs. Oh, I'll find those stairs. I'll ???. That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they go. The drafting stairs, ??? Don't mess with me. I'm the stair master. I'm master of the stairs. I wish I had a stair right here right here now, I'd step all over it. Well, at least we know where the princess is. -But where is the... -Dragon! Donkey, look out! Got you. Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean, white sparkling teeth. You probably hear this all the time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, because that is one dashing smile you got there. And do I detect the hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're a girl dragon. Oh, sure. I mean 'course you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty out. What's the matter with you? Do you have something in your eye? Man, I'd really love to stay, but you know I'm a asthmatic and I don't know if we would worked out. You'd be blowing smoke and stuff. Shrek! No, Shrek! Shrek! -Wake up! -What? Are you princess Fiona? I am. Awaiting a knight so bold as to rescue me. Oh, that's nice. Now let's go. But wait, sir knight. This be our first meeting. Should not be wonderful, romantic moment? Yeah. Sorry lady there's no time. Hey, what are you doing? You know, you should sweep me out of my feet. Out through the window and down the rope by to your valued steed. You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Uh-um. But we have to sing through this moment. You can residing of a poem to me. A ballad, a sonnet, a libretti. Or something. I don't think so. Well, can I at least know a name of my champion? Shrek. So, Shrek. I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Thanks. -You didn't slay the dragon? -It's not my job to do this. Now, come on! But this isn't right. ??? That's what all the other knights did. Yeah. Right before they burst in the flame. That's not the point. Wait. Where are you going? Exit is over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. ...rush into a physical relationship. I'm not that emotionally ready for commitment of a this magnitude. That was the word I was looking for. Magnitude. Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and take this one step at the time. I mean, we really should get to know each other first, you know what am I saying. As friends, maybe even as ??? Hey don't do that. That's my tail. That's ma personal tail. And you're going to tear it off.... Oh, no. No! -It talks?! -Yeah. It's getting to shut up, that's a trick. Ok, you two. Head for the exit. I'll take care of the dragon. Ruuuuun! You did it. You rescued me. Amizing, you're wonderful. You're a ... ...a little unorthodox I admit, but by deed is great and by heart is pure. I'm entirely in your debt. And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed. I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed. The battle is won. You may remove your helmet good sir knight. -Aah, no. -Why not? I have helmet hair. Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. Oh, no, you wouldn't, dust. But, how will you kiss me? What? That wasn't in a job description. -Maybe it's a perk? -No. It's destiny. You must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and besieged by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight. And then they share true love's first kiss. With Shrek? You think, wait... think Shrek is your true love? Well, yes. You think that Shrek is your true love. What is so funny? Let's just say, I'm not your type, ok? Of course you are. You're my rescuer. Now, now remove your helmet. Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. -Just take off the helmet. -I'm not going to. -Take it off! -No! -Now! -Ok, easy. As you command your highness. You're an Ogre. Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. Well, yes, actually. Oh no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an Ogre. Princess, I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad, ok? He's the one, who wants to marry you. Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me? Good question. You should ask him that, when we get there. But I have to be rescued by my true love. Not by some Ogre and his pet. Well so much for noble steed. Look princess. You're not making my job any easier. Well I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right? -I'm a delivery boy. -You wouldn't dare. -You coming donkey? -Put me down! Yeah, I'm right behind you. Put me down or you will suffer the consequences. This is not dignified. Put me down. Ok, here's another question. Let's say that a woman 'digged' you, but you don't really like her, that way. Now, how you let her down real easy, so her feelings aren't hurt? But you don't get burned to a crisp neither. How do you do this? Just tell her, she's not your true love. Everyone knows it what happens when you find... Hey! The sooner we get to Duloc, the better. Oh, yeah. You gonna love it there princess. It's beautiful. And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad. What's he like? Well, let me put it this way, princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. Oh no, Shrek. There are those who think little of him. Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad. Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess. But I'd like you do that measuring when you see him tomorrow Tomorrow? It will take that long? -Shouldn't we stop to make camp? -No. That would take longer. We can keep going. But there are robbers in the woods. Whoa, time out Shrek. Camp is definitely something that sounds good. Hey. Come on. I'm scarier than anything we're gonna see in this forest. I need to find somewhere to camp, now! Hey, over here. Shrek, we can do better than that. Now, I don't think this is decent for princess. No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. Homey touches? Like what? A door. Well, gentleman I'll be d..., good night. Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story, 'cause I will... I said good night! Shrek! What are you doing? I just..., you know... Oh, come on, I was just kidding. And that one, that's Throwback. The only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future form these stars? Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look. There's Blodna, the "Flatulent" You can guess what he is famous for. All right. Now I know you're making this up. No. Look. There he is and there's the group of hunters running away from his stag. Man, there ain't nothing, but a bunch of little dots. You know donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Forget it. Hey Shrek. What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back, anyway? -Our swamp? -You know. When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff. We? Donkey, there is no we. There's no our. There's just me and my swamp. And the first thing I'm gonna do, is build a ten foot wall around my land. You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep just now. You know, what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. No, do you think? -Are you hiding something? -Never mind Donkey. Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things. -Why don't you want to talk about it? -Why do you want to talk about it? -Oh, Why you block? -I'm not blocking. -Oh yes you are. -Donkey, I'm warning you. -Who are you trying to keep out? Just tell me that Shrek. Who? Everyone, ok? -Oh, now we're getting somewhere. -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. Hey, what's your problem Shrek? What do you got against the whole world anyway? Look. I'm not the one with the problem, ok? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go: AAA... Help! Run! A big stupid ugly Ogre. They judge me, before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone. You know what? When we met, I didn't think you're just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. Yeah, I know. So, a... Are there any donkeys up there? Well, there's a Cabby. The small and annoying. Ok, ok. I see him, now. Big shining one, right there. That one, over there? That's the moon. Again. Show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. Perfect. Yeah. You know I like like that. Oh come on baby... -Donkey. Wake up. -What? -Wake up. Morning. How do you like your eggs? -Good morning princess. -What's all this about? You know, we kind of got of to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me. Thanks. Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. -Shrek! -What? It's a compliment. Better out than in I always say. But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. -Thanks. -She's as nasty as you are. You know. You're not exactly what I've expected. Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people before you get to know them. Princess! What are you doing? ???mon shery, for I am your saviour. And I am rescuing you from this green...beast. Hey! That's my princess. Go find your own. Please, monster. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal. I don't know who you think you are. Oh, of course. How rude that was. Please, let me introduce myself. Oh marry men! Man, that was annoying. Oh, you little... Shall we? ???all the forin??? Whoa, hold on, now. Where did that come from? -What? -That. Back there. That was amazing. Where did you learn that? Well, when one lives alone one has to learn these things in case there's a... There is an arrow in your butt. What? Oh, would you look at that. Oh, no... This is all my fault. I'm so sorry. -What's wrong? -Shrek's hurt. -Shrek's hurt? Shrek's hurt! -Oh, no. Shrek's going to die. -Donkey, I'm ok. You can't do this to me Shrek. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head ???. -Does anyone know how to handle... -Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Ok, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Don't die Shrek. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! -Donkey! -Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. -What are the flowers for? -For getting rid of the Donkey. Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out. -Hey! Easy with the yanking. -I'm sorry, but it has to come out. No, no. It's tender. What you're doing here is the opposite... -Don't move. -Ok, look. Time out. -Would you... Ok. What do you propose we do? Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Hold on, Shrek. I'm coming! Not good. Ok, ok, I can lose it. It's just about it. Nothing happened. We were just a... Look if you want to be alone, all you had to do is ask, ok? Oh, come on. That's the last thing on my mind. The princess here was just... Au! Hey, what's that? Is that... There it is, princess. -Your future awaits you. -That's Duloc? Yeah. I know. You'll shrink things lord Farquaad is compensating for something, which I think needs, he has a I guess we better move on. Sure, but Shrek... -I'm worried about Donkey. -What? I mean. Look at him. He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine. -Well, that's what they always say. And the next thing you know you're on your back. -Dead! -You know she's right. You look awful. -Do you want to sit down? -You know, I'll make you up some tea. Well, I won't say nothing, but I've got this twinge in my neck. And if I turn my neck like this, look. Au, see? -He's hungry. I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. Hey, where are you going? Oh man, I can't feel my thumbs. I don't have any thumbs!!! I think I need a hug. This is good. This is really good. -What is this? -Wheat rat. -Rotisserie style. -No kidding. -Oh, this is delicious. -Well, they also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheat rat stew. I guess I'll be dining a little different late tomorrow night. Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toast, soup fish, eye tartar. You name it. I'd like that. -Ah... , princess? -Yes, Shrek? I'm a.... I was wondering. Are you... a... Are you gonna eat that? Man, isn't this romantic. Just look at that sunset. Sunset?! Oh, no. It's late. It's very late. -What? -Wait a minute. I see what's going on here. You're afraid of the dark. Aren't you? Yes, yes. That's it. That's, I'm terrified. You know I'll better go inside. But don't feel bad, princess. I used to be afraid of the dark too. Until... Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. -Good night. -Good night. Ahh. Now I really see what's going on here. Oh, what are you talking about. Hey I don't wanna even hear. Look, I'm an animal and I got instincts. And I know that you two are digging on each other. I can feel it. Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell the fairemones. Just go in there and tell her how you feel. There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I did tell her that... well you know. I'm not saying that I do, 'cause I don't. She's a princess and I'm... Ogre. Yeah, an Ogre. -Hey, where are you going? -To get more firewood. Princess. Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you? Princess? It's very spooky in here and are we playing little games. -No, no. -Help! Shrek! Shrek! -No. -Shrek! -It's ok. It's ok. -What did you do with the princess? -Donkey, shhh. I'm the princess. -It's me, in this body. -Oh my god. You ate the princess. -Can you hear me? -Donkey! Listen, keep breathing. I'll get you out of there! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! This is me. Princess? What happened to you? You're a... different. -I'm ugly, ok? -Yeah. Was it something that you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea. -You are what you eat, I say. -No. I've been this way as long as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I've never seen you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss. Then, take love's true form... -Oh, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. -It's the spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible ugly beast. I was placed in a tower to await the day when my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow, before the sun sets and he sees me, like this? All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Wait, wait, I'll not lie, you are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7. But Donkey, I'm a princess. And this is not how a princess is meant to look. Princess. How about if you don't marry Farquaad? I have to. Only my true love's kiss can brake the spell. But you know, you're kind of an Ogre. And Shrek... Well you've got a lot in common. Shrek? Princess, I... How is it going first of all? Good? Good for me to. I'm ok. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty. And, well, I don't really like it, but I thought you may like it, because you're pretty. But I like you anyway. A.... I'm in trouble. Ok, here we go. Who could ever love a piece so hideous and ugly? Princess and ugly don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my true love. Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's the only way to break the spell. Well, at least you've got tell Shrek the truth. No, no. You can't breathe the word. No one must ever know. What's the point of being unable to talk? You got to keep secrets. Promise you won't tell. Promise! You know, before this is over, I'm going to need whole lot of serious therapies. All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. Look at my eye twitching. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. I tell him not. I tell him! Shrek! Shrek! There's something I want ... Shrek. Are you all right? Perfect. Never been better. I... There's something I have to tell you. You don't have to tell me anything, princess. I heard enough last night. -You've heard what I said? -Every word. I thought you'd understand? Oh, I understand! Like you said, who could love a hideous, ugly beast! -I thought that wouldn't matter to you. -Yeah, well, it does. Ah, right on time. Princess. I brought you a little something. What I missed? What I missed? -Princess Fiona. -As promised. Now hand it over. Very well, Ogre. The deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take it and go. Before I change my mind. Forgive me princess for startling you, but you startled me. For I've never seen such a radiant beauty before. -I am lord Farquaad. -Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no... forgive me my lord for I was just saying short... farewell. Oh. That is so sweet. You don't have to raise good manners on the Ogre. -It's not like it has feelings. -No. You're right. It doesn't. Princess Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona, I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom? Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make... Excellent! I'll start the plans for tomorrow we wedd... No! I mean I... Why wait? Let's get married today. Before sunset. Oh, anxious are we? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do. There is the camera, the cake, the band, the guests... Captain! Round up some guests. Farewell Ogre. Shrek, what are you doing? You let her get away. -Yeah, so what. -Shrek. There's something about her that you don't know. -I talked to her last night. She's... -Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're great pal, aren't you? Now, if you two are such good friend, why didn't you follow her home? -Shrek. I want to go with you. -I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone. My swamp, me and nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! -But. I thought... -Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong. Shrek. Donkey? What are you doing? I was thinking of all the people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Well, yeah. But the wall supposed to go around my swamp. Not through it. It is around your half. See? That's your half and this is my half. Oh, your half? Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head -Back off! -No. You back off! -This is my swamp. -Our swamp. -Let go, Donkey! -You let go! -Stubborn jackass. -Smelly Ogre. Fine! Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you, yet. -Well, I'm through with you! -Well, you know. You were always me, me, me. Well, guess what? Now it's my turn! So you just shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me, you insult me, you don't appreciate anything that I do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back? Because that's what friend do. They forgive each other! Oh, yeah. You're right Donkey. I forgive you for stabbing me in the back! You're so wrapped up in layers, onion boy. You're afraid of your own feelings. -Go away. -See? There you are, doing it again. Just like you did it to Fiona. And all she ever do, was like you. Maybe even love you. Love me? She said I was ugly! A hideous creature. -I heard that you two were talking. -She wasn't talking about you. She was talking about... ...somebody else. She wasn't talking about me? Well then, who was she talking about? No way, I'm not saying anything. You won't listen to me, right? Right? -Donkey. -No! Ok, look. I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. Can you forgive me? -Hey, that's the friends are for, right? -Right. -Friends? -Friends. So? What did Fiona said about me? Why are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her. The wedding! We'll never make it in time! Never fear! For where there is a will, there is a way. And I have I way. Donkey? -I guess this is just my act of magnetism. -Oh, come here, you. All right. All right. Don't get all started. No one likes kissass. All right, hop on. Hold on tight. I hadn't have a chance to install seat belts, yet. People of Duloc. We gather here today to bear witness to reunion of our new king... Excuse me. Could you just skip ahead to "I do's"? Go on. Go ahead and have some fun, if we need you, I'll whistle. How about that? Shrek, wait, wait a minute. You want to do this right, don't you? -What are you talking about? -It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for. The priest is going to say: "Speak now or forever hold your peace". And that's where you say: "I object". -I don't have time for this. -Wait, wait. What are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you? -Yes. -You want to hold her! -Yes. -Please her! -Yes! Then you got to, got to try a little tender love. -The chicks love that romantic crap. -All right. Cut it out. When does this guy say the line? We got to check it out. And as so by the power of these two... What do you see? -I now pronounce you... -There they go! -...he all ready said it. -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. I object! Shrek? Oh, now what does he want? Hi, everyone. Having a good time, aren't you? I love Duloc, first of all. Very clean. -What are you doing here? -Really, it's rude enough being alive, when no one wants you. But showing up uninvited to a wedding... -Fiona! I need to talk to you. -Oh, now you wanna talk? Well it's a little late for that. So if you'll excuse me. -But you can't marry him! -And why not? Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be king. -Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. -He's not your true love. -What do you know about true love? -Well, I ...I'm in... Oh, this is precious. The Ogre has fallen in love with the princess. Laugh. Shrek. Is this true? Who cares. It's preposterious. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss away for our happily ever after. Now kiss me! By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before. Well. That explains a lot. Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards. I order you to get them out of my sight. -Now! Get them! Get them, both! -No! This marriage is minding, and that makes me king. See? See? -Shrek! -No. -Don't just stand there, you dogs. -Get out of my way. No! Shrek! -And as for you my wife. -Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! I will have order. I will have potential. I will have... All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it. I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? Go ahead Shrek. -Fiona? -Yes, Shrek? I love you. Really? Really, really. I love you too. A time for true love's first kiss... Fiona? Fiona? Are you all right? Yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. But you are beautiful. I was hoping this would be a happy ending. God bless us, everyone.
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2023.03.21 15:02 HockeyMod Game Thread: Carolina Hurricanes (45-15-8) at New York Rangers (41-19-10) - 21 Mar 2023 - 07:00PM EDT

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2023.03.21 14:59 Desperate-Phrase6786 I Failed

I just failed damn bro I thinks it's 4-5 day man I messed up even though fap don't make me lose focus or things like that I still feel bad I don't even know why I failed it wasn't for pleasure cus I didn't feel anything I wasn't even horny I don't know why man I'm trash I want to start get healthy lifestyle I don't eat junk food now it's 2-3 months after I dropped any type of soda no more sweet things chips and shi like that if I want something I buy dark chocolate with almost no sugar my life is getting better but Im gonna lose motivation how did I messed up for nothing shit
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2023.03.21 14:34 IntensityAlexander First psilocybin (not) trip, very weird experience, body moving on it's own extremely weirdly

So, I have been depressed since childhood. Now 37. A lot of people were getting hyped, so I tried. It went... I cannot even call it a bad trip, because there was no trip, but a lot was happening. How could it be? It was all only in my body. When something started, for about 20 minutes I felt great, wanted to listen to music and sing along, and then... I felt like being possessed. My body started to move like in movies when demon is inside of you. I was jerking, making gestures, walking in circles, waving my hands around, made some creepy dance like movements... and that's not even the worse.
The faces I made! As if trying to ridicule someone or yes, being possessed. I was sticking out my tongue, rolling my eyes, smiling, showing my teeth, making just the most expressive types of different expressions. My whole face hurt after. I never imagined I can move my face like that.
I could roll myself tightly in a blanket (with great difficulty, but somehow I could) and my body went still, but my face was still moving. I had to drink water, but I kept moving the glass around and biting it. I had to go to toilet, and I danced around with my pants down and when I tried to use the toilet paper I had to fight my arms waving it around. I was getting hungry, so I tried to eat, but I kept doing weird stuff in my mouth. I bit my finger and the person who was with me had to force my jaws open to release it.
Then I started to scream in different animalistic voices for an hour!!! the only time I could make my face normal was when talking or singing, but when I got quiet for 5 s, it was enough for my face to start to move again.
And the most disturbing part? I did nothing of it because I felt something, because I wanted to do it, because I felt compelled or because fairies told me to. No, it was all just happening, while my mind and perception didn't change AT ALL. It was 100% in my body that moved, but I had no idea why and I was unable to stop it. I had no different feelings, visions, effects of any kind, just my body moving as if not being mine, and Hell, the faces I made! Even my eye muscles hurt afterwards, and it went on for 7 hours! I kept making faces for 4 more hours until I got asleep.
I was prepared for a bad trip, for fear, for weirdness, I knew it could go interesting, cool or terrifying, but dear goshess I never imagined this!
No sensory, no mind, no perception changes, just my body moving on it's own, screaming like crazy, looking like from an old satanic possession movie! I sometimes looked like I have tetanus! I hit my hands on objects and I hit the person with me in the face, but again - not because I felt something, just because my arms decided to do it.
What the Hell happened? Has anybody got something similar? Was it bad shrooms or what? If I try again with different supply, could it go differently or is this just the way it is for me?
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2023.03.21 14:18 LawfulnessSuper8961 AITA for being strict with house rules with my boyfriend?

My boyfriend lives in the province and I in the city (LDR) and he needed to go in the city to apply for a job... we've discussed the idea of him staying in my place. I did express how i am a bit anxious with this plan as I am quite strict with house rules. Being his gf I decided he can stay in my apartment (I am only renting). It will also help him financially; I am 29 y/o with a stable job, he is 25 and just starting his career and doesn't have enough savings yet).
I requested him to pay 30% of the rent. I have expressed that he wasn't in my house as a vacation, he is here to help with chores and to lessen his expenses while living in the city. It's not a hotel experience. I do the cleaning, cooking, planning what to eat, grocery, washing the plates... i make him feel at home, like a worthy guest. Still, I have given him specific lists to do in the morning, afternoon, and evening. These are very few simple tasks, from "take out trash after lunch" "open the windows when you're in the living room, & close it when you leave" "don't close the door until you wash your hands if you came from outside" "no gadgets in the toilet" "turn off appliances when not being used”. I even gave him a quick "orientation" when he arrived at my house so that we are both in sync with how to do things around my place. but it has been 3 weeks and he keeps forgetting these simple rules. When I remind him, he gets annoyed and will say "why should i take out trash it's not that full yet?" when he doesn't even realize that there are food particles in that trash bin from last night and i dont want the house to be smelly.
I work from home on a nightshift schedule; so while I attempt to sleep in the morning, he is awake and this is where it gets bad. I don't mind that the first thing he grabs in the morning is his Nintendo Switch, sure play one game or whatever, but the problem is that he will eventually forget to do the morning tasks. He is not being conscious of the rules. I have given him the benefit of the doubt; I removed the small post-it notes I have on the areas of the house where he needs to do something, to show that I trusted that he will remember. I gave him liberty in doing things his own way and terms even if I have specific rules on how it should be done. I have been kind and patient.
AITA for being THIS strict? feeling upset when he forgets a task/ house rule? I feel like I am, since we've got an age gap and he's never lived on his own (although he is a seafarer so he has his own room in the ship so that's his own experience of being independent). Maybe I am too sensitive about things. But I also I feel like I am not, as I have been very clear in my rules, I have given him many chances, I have toned down my clean-freak attitude to adjust for him as I know there could be a learning curve... but I need to be true to myself as well that this setup is making me uncomfortable.
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2023.03.21 14:16 Unlikely-Coffee-3077 creepypasta dinosaur train season 6 episode 1

i love dinosaur train the future of the 2050s i watch it in every day i was at the DVD the car crashes to the train
first it said you fat ugly piece of shit stop watching dinosaur train the creator of the show with pbs kids
this was disturbing i also want to be the dinosaurs chases the volcano after finding out dinosaurs with birds i notice to watch dinosaur train
i picked up the DVD if he got car hit by a train there was a red traffic fuck you the tyranosaurus was voiced by the actors what see what next disturbing episode i love when you hit by a train it was just the TV the hungry confulosaurus i would be tasty cockroach and eaten alive
the dinosaurs were on the train doing the texas various dinosaurs activities it was not animated at all the dinosaurs had bloodshot eyes and ptranodon was holding the knife why the fuck did you need that train for pterosaurs have wings bigger then the giraffe i got really mad right now Xbox 360 with a disc inside how did the fish and amphibians evolve into the reptiles you swallowed the stones at the long time but next he said you stupid dinosaur he said plant eating dinosaurs ate only meat piss off you are trodon
don the ptranodon was spinning into the jurassic period on the grass while stegosaurus smashes the train window then there were dead the train was trying to our mass extinction a meteor hit the earth before landed on the ocean and now is extinct and brought off the ice age finally killed
a large giacantnotosaurus was crying in the tombstone we while several other dinosaurs it was spinosaurus ate the quetzalclupherises the dinosaurs was laying on the snow the ice age would kill off tiny the ptranodon was crying the sound of screaming you stupid dead triceratops he said then the train crashed it was exploded remaining of dinosaur landscape everything was dead the bees anurites and mosquitoes were dead big bang like the explosion the car was upside down on the road and dead dinosaurs lay with their tongue on the snow the redonemus ate the pstaicosaurus
the dinosaurs was killed off by a traffic collision bunch of fucking bullshit she leave shitty show alone the volcatcotheriem ate the maggots i am not the dinosaur is a mammal you stupid termite licker everyone else is dead both of his legs are broken and pieces of the bones this is the big angry fossil he said how big as the trassic period he yelled this time instead of blood the northrosaurus eating the shinosaurus it was covered with the pond skaters and algae
this is was the worst 1st episode of the season 6 at the lost episode the dinosaurs going extinct by a car i got pissed i threw DVD in the trash can the trash can filled with the maggots
the sound of an the car park i heard train honking in the road the DVD it was hit by a train instead of the DVD menu she was visit to the bus stop
i love dinosaur train was cancelled in 2020 the train had dinosaurs on it smoking dinosaurs in the train station as they slams the train door organs as the windows chunks sending of bones and it was vertebrate flying like a chicken burger meat and apatosaurs bigger then the elephant the elasmosaurs laying dead on the coral and sponge the cartoxyrhina swimming in the ocean that's what DVD did they said
i fucking hate my life
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2023.03.21 14:14 ohiknowherlmao ML’s that are actual villains?

Give me deranged meow meow ML’s. Please. Like actual villains. Antagonists to the plot. Not villains who are villains because they’re misunderstood. I want real bad guys that end up winning because the FL picked them. Is there anything like that? Piece of scum trash ML’s work too. Ones that have to grovel for the FL. He has to be shitting, crying, throwing up for her back. Give me ALLLLL the red flags. I know I need help but.. living out my toxic fantasies in a fictional read is better than real life so… thats my excuse LOL. Some examples I reeeally liked
Who is the prey -yuh this one is another level of batshit insane. but i’ll eat that up anyyyy dayyyyy
On the emperors lap -another trash toxic ML that wins the FL, right up my alley
Abandoned empress -honestly this one isn’t even that bad, i don’t get the hate hahah. sometimes the toxic trash guy wins and thats ok
I’m the soldiers ex-girlfriend -he’s so real for manipulating and gaslighting her. loved it.
The reason why Ophelia can’t get away -love me a scheming manipulative ML
Lets hide my younger brother first -ML is sooo obsessed i love it sm.
Novels are fine too if the translation is good:)) tyvm!!
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2023.03.21 13:56 Dilettante2k Husband M33 and Me F31 chore imbalance

I have huge difficulty trying to get my husband of 2.5 years to help out around the house. He is very sweet and never outright disrespects me. But he doesn't fully help out around the house. He has taken up some chores like taking out the trash and taking the dog out for bathroom breaks. But everything else falls on me. Right from clearing and cleaning the kitchen, deciding what to eat for lunch/dinner. Noticing when I have to vacuum the floors. The dog sheds alot and sometimes when I have stayed silent and waited to see if he would notice it, I have seen days go by before i get fed up and clean all of it myself. I have to monitor the lawn and since i cant mow it due to physical problems i have to call someone. I asked him to look into buying the right mower and he hasnt done that either. Even things we need to buy for th3 house all falls on my shoulders. I am a working professional myself and experience about the same stress as he does. Moreover I am currently pregnant and feel less tolerant to mess and suffer from fatigue for the smallest things. Yesterday I told him to throw out something because today is trash day and it would stink if we left it in the trash bin until the next trash day which is next week. He forgot it. I compromised from "hey can you step up and do things without being asked" to "hey can you do things when I ask you" and even that doesnt work. I worry about bringing this up because he is struggling with his career currently. But the situations always pop up even when he isn't stressed. I don't know what to do. I can't help feel overwhelmed myself when I have to deal with things all the time. I have asked him and that doesn't change things. What do I do?
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2023.03.21 12:58 King_Kayleb How I feel

I have been homeless, hungry and have disappointed my mum and brother. I've lost jobs and homes a few times, and have lost motivation doing anything. I have friends, but I have never felt as alone as I have now. Since I have no money, I'm going to be kicked out of my home for being late with rent and bills. What I plan to do is leave everything behind and walk away. I have been so consumed with everything I shouldn't be, that I want to leave everything and everyone behind.
So I plan to just walk. Travel the country, with no one but God, and see what I can do for others instead of myself. I believe God will provide for me, even if it means eating out of a trash can. Ill bring whatever food I have, a few clothes for hot and cold days, legal documents, my Bible and a phone and laptop. I plan to return in 5 years to my home when I have solidified myself.
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2023.03.21 11:49 Bartoni17 One wild ride of an interview with Polish NT goalkeeper Łukasz Skorupski from Bologna. He jokingly asked prime minister for 10 million PLN bonus and he accepted it.

Recently Łukasz Olkowicz from Przegląd Sportowy made an interview with Łukasz Skorupski. Here's original:
And here’s translation:

Łukasz Olkowicz: You know what interests people.

Lukasz Skorupski: Bonus?

Bonus. Didn't it occur to you that people would be furious when they found out about it?

Łukasz Skorupski: We knew. We were talking to each other and we knew they could be fucking furious.

And that didn't stop you?

Łukasz Skorupski: It wasn't our idea. The prime minister promised a bonus. In words, nothing on paper.

But you agreed.

Łukasz Skorupski: There was a chat between us: We'll get it - nice. We'll not get it? We didn't go crazy about it. You understand? The bonus was too much because it was too big.

You negotiated part of it yourself. At dinner with the prime minister, you got ten million more.

Łukasz Skorupski: I was talking about something, but it was for funnies. And the prime minister accepted it. In my opinion, at such tournament, we should not talk about the bonus at all, everything should be settled on paper before the World Cup. There was little we could do. They told us about it just before leaving to Qatar, we were goiing to the airport right away. Normally, we would have arranged this beforehand.

When did you start talking about the bonus in Qatar?

Łukasz Skorupski: After promotion from the group. Some things journalists wrote were true, some things not. Arguments started between us, talks with the coach. We've all been so excited in the team, I'll be honest: bonus, bonus, when is the bonus?

And you know what's best?

That you didn't get it?

Łukasz Skorupski: No, that the team had a great atmosphere at the tournament. For example, we would come back from training and sing songs. We laughed that we are like Brazil. Because this Brazil was having fun after each training on drums, and we would come back and sing songs from the 90s, 2000s. We had our loudspeaker in the back, everyone chose, and then the rest picked up. Great stuff. Same music at the gym. It was fucking awesome, really. After the games we went out for dinner, we took care of the atmosphere. We were a good group, we were close. The atmosphere was fantastic and then it all went downhill.

Money ruined it. You had an argument over the distribution of the bonus.

Łukasz Skorupski: We are promoted fromt the group and instead of being happy, we suddenly started arguing about this bonus. You'll have so much, others so much. But we were arguing so much that we didn't talk to certain players. And the day before we sang together. The match against France was approaching. "Lewy" says, the team council: "Gentlemen, let's make a deal. We can't think about the bonus, only about the match." We agreed not to talk about this bonus anymore. With all due respect to money, but no one on the team lacks it. Calm came back, we played the game.

The best in the tournament.

Łukasz Skorupski: And then the story began in the newspapers.

Did you follow this?

Łukasz Skorupski: I read something, but you know more... They promised us an exaggerated bonus, but instead of being happy that we were promoted from the group, they started to shit on us.

You have exposed yourself. Wouldn't you be better off if you said, "We got lost in this, we lost our heads for a moment"? You said yourself the bonus was exaggerated.

Łukasz Skorupski: The media live off such information.

The media mainly shot at Czesław Michniewicz (NT coach) because of the bonus.

Łukasz Skorupski: I'll tell you that I felt a bit sorry for him. I had a good relationship with him.

Why didn't you answer?

Łukasz Skorupski: To whom?

To journalists. In his defense, if you wanted him to stay.

Łukasz Skorupski: We have agreed internally that we do not talk about it with the media. I guess "Lewy" later gave an interview about it, right?

And Grzegorz Krychowiak.
Łukasz Skorupski: Later, when we got along and the match against France was over, we sat down for dinner, drank some wine and everyone got over it.
Has the tension released?
Łukasz Skorupski: We didn't talk about the bonus anymore. A lot of people left immediately after the game. But let me tell you in general - the atmosphere was great. It was beautiful in that respect. Beautifully.

Have you heard discussions from Poland about the style of the national team's play? That people have doubts?

Łukasz Skorupski: We sometimes talked among ourselves that the style was average.

The team was successful, but people turned up their noses. Did you understand the criticism? Objections from fans and journalists?

Łukasz Skorupski: We understood, but we kept telling ourselves that the result is the most important thing. And the results were good?


Łukasz Skorupski: The game wasn't beautiful, everyone said it was ugly, but it delivered results. Why are you looking at me like that? We advanced from the group? We advanced.

Did you like this game?

Łukasz Skorupski: Damn... I don't want to criticize Czesio like that either. The coach sets the tactics. He wanted us to play that way, so we did what he told us.

Did you believe in this tactic?

Lukasz Skorupski: What? It woked. We advanced from the group. At the club you play quite differently, more football. On the other hand, I understand Czesio a little. When was he supposed to train it? Like in the World Cup, we played every three days.

Others played differently.

Łukasz Skorupski: Fuck, who were we playing with? With Argentina. They are the best players in the world, they set their own tactics.

And with Mexico?

Łukasz Skorupski: And what, did Mexico play well with the ball? Better than us?

You and they played not to lose. There wasn't too much risk.

Łukasz Skorupski: After all, we wanted to win. If we had scored a penalty, we would have won. What... We played so poorly?

The match against Mexico was considered the worst at the World Cup. Skorup, teeth hurt.

Lukasz Skorupski: Really? I do not know what I can say. But what, in total we drew 0-0. Should I criticize the coach now?

No, just don't get off topic. Tell me how did you react?

Łukasz Skorupski: We were aware that the fans were attacking us. On the other hand, such a tournament is the biggest in life, you don't want to spoil anything. And you can't go wrong. You understand? One mistake and it's over. You know you can't lose the first game. You play tournaments differently than you play qualifying. We wanted to leave this group, for us it was a success, wasn't it? When was such a success last time?

36 years ago.

Łukasz Skorupski: And why is it not talked about at all? There was talk about the bonus and style, and the fact that Poland went to the World Cup and left the group after 36 years and there was silence. Did we play badly against France?

Lukasz Skorupski: You see. We lost, but individually we were blown away by players who are the best in the world. Why do you think we played like that in Qatar?

Because that's what the coach chose. I think he thought the result would cover everything. It did not cover. The first such a long discussion about style has begun in Poland, in which both sides have arguments.

Łukasz Skorupski: Exactly, everyone has their own opinion. I'm interested in winning matches, points. I'm out for the rest. For me, the most important thing is the result.

You don't care about style?

Lukasz Skorupski: No. I don't care when someone says that the national team or Bologna play badly. There are three points? There Are. Thank you. Who will remember in ten years how we played. They will remember our results.

Or that in the match against Argentina you ran to survive and lose as little as possible.

Łukasz Skorupski: It was our match for everything. It is known that this Argentina eats us with talent, right? We were there more with such working our assess off, we chose the simpliest football. We were tried to stay in the tournament. We couldn't risk anything. Nothing. That's the truth.

But then it goes out into the world that one of you ran around asking them not to shoot again.

Łukasz Skorupski: But is it true?

You tell me.

Łukasz Skorupski: I don't know if anyone asked for it. Any Argentinian could say that. Honestly, I haven't heard anything like that.

You are the goalkeeper. Don't you think outfield players want to have some fun with the ball so it doesn't fly over their heads?

Lukasz Skorupski: Points. Result. That's the most important thing for me.

Maybe you don't get tired, but such Piotr Zieliński for sure.

Lukasz Skorupski: Ha, ha. Well, I think he was struggling in Qatar. He played somewhere on the right or left side. We used "Zielu" wrong, and he has such skills.

What is the problem?

Łukasz Skorupski: See how he plays for Napoli. You pass him the ball, he has three players on his back and he won't lose it.

Why can't this be applied to the national team? Not only with Michniewicz, it was there before.

Lukasz Skorupski: I don't know. I think the defenders and the goalkeeper also have to play well.

We don't have players so weak to play so badly.

Łukasz Skorupski: Well, no, I think the same. It'll be all right.

With Santos?

Lukasz Skorupski: I don't know him. I mean I know him as a coach, but I don't know what the style will be.

He said defense is the most important thing.

Łukasz Skorupski: Do you know what Allegri was saying? You know what Chiellini and Bonucci were talking about? That the Italian championship is won by those who concede the fewest goals.

In the national team, you got in touch with Jacek Góralski. You have a similar past.

Łukasz Skorupski: Maybe he has even worse.

Downtown. Bydgoszcz.

Lukasz Skorupski: Oh Jesus. We talked about it. He told me a lot, had a few actions.

Did you like each other right away?

Lukasz Skorupski: Right away. "Góral" is direct. Fucking great dude.

Dude, buddy or friend?

Lukasz Skorupski: A friend. From the national team he and "Zielu". The best.

But with Piotr Zieliński, you are fire and water.

Łukasz Skorupski: We get along. He is also so…


Łukasz Skorupski: Not as much of a psycho as me, but a similar mentality.

What do you mean?

Łukasz Skorupski: Also such a fox, he had some actions when he was young.

I've seen his posts on the internet.

Lukasz Skorupski: Not that. Some fights, no fights. "Zielu" is fucking great. First of all, helpful, if you need something, it's right away. You know, he plays for Napoli, the Champions League and doesn't try to be a star at all.

In the movie "Transsiberian" one of the characters utters the phrase: "Do not kill my demons, because the angels will die too." What about your demons today?

Łukasz Skorupski: Sometimes they are… But I hide it well. In Italy they don't even know I'm like that.

Are you or have you been?

Lukasz Skorupski: I was. I don't want to go back to that life at all.

Do you control your demons?

Lukasz Skorupski: I control. I am 31 years old, I have a child, a wife. I play football professionally, for ten years in Serie A. I earn good money, damn. You know how it is. I can't be stupid anymore.

Do you think you're securing the future right now? Not only yours.

Łukasz Skorupski: I'll make a living from it, so I have to make the most of it. I have to. I can't play the clown, risk to go out or something. I'll tell you, I don't even want to anymore. See how cold it is in Bologna today.

Minus one.

Łukasz Skorupski: In such weather, when I was 20, I would put on a T-shirt, a leather jacket over it and go to the city.

Now you're constantly complaining that you're cold.

Łukasz Skorupski: You don't even want to leave the house. Do you understand how it all changes?

You said yourself you'd rather invite your friends over to your house than spend the night at a party.

Łukasz Skorupski: The family is there, the kid is here. Everything worked out well. And I really prefer the way we sat down yesterday - we talked, watched the match, drank a glass of wine. Why the fuck would I go somewhere. Everyone knows each other in Bologna, right.

I think even if they didn't know you, you wouldn't go out.

Łukasz Skorupski: Well, I don't want to anymore. I guess it's age, huh?

I already told you. We are getting older.

Łukasz Skorupski: When I think about what I did in Górnik… Parties until eight in the morning, and training at nine. The body has changed too. If I did that now, I'd be walking backwards for three days. No discos at all. I will go out with my wife to a restaurant for dinner, sit, talk and go home. Where should I go? Of course, I can afford more during the holidays, then you can make something.

I like the custom in Italian teams that you and your teammates go out for dinner every week.

Łukasz Skorupski: They have, We have such a custom in Italy.

In Empoli you went out on Wednesdays.

Łukasz Skorupski: And today Stefan Posch was punished for being late for training. We were already training and he came in after ten minutes. The day before we came back late from the match, he couldn't sleep, and in the morning he overslept. The punishment was to buy dinner for everyone. He paid today. It might have cost him a bit.

At least the team is connecting.

Lukasz Skorupski: Yes, yes. There's a punishment or something and a supper.

Did you pay fines in Bologna?

Łukasz Skorupski: It wasn't a punishment, but after signing a new contract with Bologna, I bought dinner for the whole team. I'm not getting fines now. I'm not late, never happened to me. Sorry, I came too late at Nawałka's (former Polish NT coach and Skorupski's coach in Górnik) once.

In Górnik or in the national team?

Łukasz Skorupski: In Górnik. Imagine that we went to a party after practically every game. Once we lost to Polonia Warszawa 0:4. I don't know if you remember this game.


Łukasz Skorupski: We lost and I say: "Fuck it, I'm not going anywhere". I didn't go and… I overslept. Dropping in for briefing, man... 10,000 fine from the coach.

He probably thought about Katowice at night.

Łukasz Skorupski: I didn't even say anything to him, I didn't explain myself. He wouldn't have believed it anyway. And that's the only time I haven't gone anywhere and I've missed my check-in. Jesus. That's how it stuck in my head that I've been vigilant ever since. Coach Nawałka used to look deep into your eyes. He greeted us, passed his hand and approached within five centimeters. Do you know why?

Did he want to emphasize his sincerity?

Łukasz Skorupski: He was getting closer like this, give me your hand, the left one, because my right one hurts. He brought his nose close to your face and sniffed. He knew some people were drinking.

Ha, ha.

Łukasz Skorupski: Well, I promise you.

I was told by the players of Świt Krzeszowice, the first club where Nawałka started as a coach, how he checked them to see if they had drunk anything. During the camps he visited them in their rooms. "What's up gentlemen?" How do you feel? - He was asking. "All right, coach," they replied. - Oh, I found some lint - he picked up a crumb from the carpet and carried it to the bin. He looked for beer caps.

Lukasz Skorupski: You see. With us, he would look at you and say, "Okay? Are you okay? Are you ready?" He knew that when there was a match, there could also be a party. He is sly. He wanted to introduce professionalism to Górnik. Because in order to achieve something with the team he had, he had to do it.

If you hadn't met Nawałka, would we be talking in Italy now?

Lukasz Skorupski: I don't think so. I'm afraid that I would not play in Italy and I would stay in Poland and play in Ekstraklasa. I had talent, but without the discipline and working us to the ground he unleashed in me, I wouldn't have excelled.

The perfect coach at that moment for someone as defiant as you?

Łukasz Skorupski: I was tough, I had it in me, because it's family with us. We don't cry, we don't feel sorry for ourselves. Something really serious had to happen to go to the doctor. If you cut something, it's no big deal. For them, it was such a shame to cry at the doctor's office because something hurt. We grit our teeth and say hello. That's my whole family. What, I also did not go to coach Nawałka with such trifles. It was so with him that if there was a foul in training and someone was lying down, he would approach with a clear message: "You get up or it's time to leave training". Really. He was still asking. "What, an ambulance?! An ambulance?! Are we calling an ambulance or are you getting up?" And suddenly everyone got up. "And yet it doesn't hurt," he triumphed.

Did he end pretending?

Łukasz Skorupski: Everyone in the team finished. You know, when there was a perfidious tackle, then the coach would get angry and admonish: "Too much." But some kind of slide, a sharp entry, without crying. And man, at one point, no one cried anymore. Everyone got up immediately and developed a character on it. We were fucking going and we rode this rhythm. We walked like soldiers. I really appreciate it. Thiago Motta in Bologna also has such a character. It's like, "Something hurts? Okay, then get off the field." He doesn't care if it's me or someone else. For him, the most important thing is who works in training.

Once I talked to the referees, they said that Górnik was the easiest to ref. Because the players did not pretend, they did not argue with the referees. There was a ban from the coach.

Łukasz Skorupski: The coach threatened that if we get a yellow card for talking, we will be punished immediately. I'll tell you he was right about that. He showed how important details and discipline are. He gave me my debut in Ekstraklasa in Wrocław with Śląsk together with Milik and Olkowski. I owe him a lot, he developed my character, he taught me discipline.

And hard work in training.

Łukasz Skorupski: He was famous for working hard.

Only four workouts a day.

Łukasz Skorupski: Just so you know that we really at the camps practiced three or four times a day. I remember the camp in Grodzisk Wielkopolski, where we started at six in the morning - oxygen, i.e. running. Honestly? I'll tell you, we complained, complained, and now I appreciate it. I'm in Italy and I'm not at all scared of their work here.

Thanks to working with Nawałka, was it easier for you to find yourself in Serie A?

Łukasz Skorupski: The approach I got to know thanks to him in Górnik, I met after coming to Italy. In my opinion, it has been abroad for a long time, but not yet in Poland at that time.

You said that you and Nawałka keep in touch and write text messages.

Łukasz Skorupski: Sometimes the coach will talk after the match. At the World Cup, he wrote to me in his style: "Congratulations, we keep fighting." When I defended against the Netherlands or Chile, he texted me that it was a good match.

You sent back longer responses to show him you'd changed. No "Thank you", but a few lines.

Łukasz Skorupski: I have to let him know that this is another Łukasz Skorupski. Because you know, I changed with him, I was a bit of a boor. I grew up with Górnik fans, we were all the same in Zaborze.

Were you rude?

Łukasz Skorupski: You know that, well... When I met Nawałka in Górnik, man, he also started teaching me such kindnesses. "Thank you, please, why don't you talk like that?" he pointed out. And so to all players, not just me. Thank the lady at the laundry. Thank the lady in the kitchen.

"Good morning" must be said.

Łukasz Skorupski: I didn't always say before. I will remember coach Nawałka well. In national team we talk about him a lot.
And what are you talking about?

Łukasz Skorupski: That "Nawala" was fucking awesome. Everyone knows that we worked hard and everything was arranged like in the army. But man... There was no money in Górnik, but he was able to arrange everything in such a way, to wind up the president of Zabrze that she paid us salaries every month. Because earlier in Górnik they paid once every six months. The coach came and we came to him to help with these payouts. He met with the president and they started paying monthly. We didn't have rarities, but some fruits appeared after training.

The fields had to be even.

Łukasz Skorupski: Bartek Spałek, our masseur, I remember that he took creatine, some other supplements, conditioners. Everything was coming in.

Was it Nawałka who introduced it?

Lukasz Skorupski: Yes! Earlier, come on, and he introduced such a greater professionalism - breakfasts in the club, dinners in the club. He was trying to put it all together. Although I remember, honestly, that sometimes we complained about it.

You called him Fidel.

Łukasz Skorupski: It was like that, we were exercising at the gym. He was looking one way and you did eight reps instead of ten. Right away he would be angry with you: "How much have you done?! Eight! Two more!". I don't know how he saw it, but he didn't miss a thing man, he saw it all. At one point, the team thought, "Well, there's no resisting and there's a ride. We're going this way." We didn't have any outstanding players, and we were standing well in the table, even in sixth place.

And many got promoted: you, Paweł Olkowski, Arek Milik.

Łukasz Skorupski: Each of us has gone abroad. It was so that when Nawałka started, I did not believe in such things at all. He brought Remek Rzepka to the club, I think he studied in America. And he introduced what the entire Ekstraklasa is doing now. And yet we are talking about what happened ten years ago in Poland. They were the first to introduce rollovers.

How did you react?

Łukasz Skorupski: I did it, but with the thought - what the fuck is this? Shall I roll some muscles? Some rubber, extra work? Give me the ball and the games. And they began to notice that motor skills are improving, that injuries are prevented. In Górnik, everyone had to be at the gym half an hour before training.

And you are doing it in Bologna now.

Łukasz Skorupski: It's normal abroad. In Poland, it came with coach Nawałka. You know how it was in Ekstraklasa. Earlier, probably with coach Wieczorek... Although I don't remember. Okay, never mind. I was already playing in the first team, and I would arrive at the club at 10:50. Five minutes to get changed and at 11 I left for training. End of training, bath and departure.

This would not work for Nawałka.

Łukasz Skorupski: You had to be in his locker room 45 minutes before training. Let me tell you, I really appreciate it now. The best coach I had in Poland. I always talked when I was playing for Górnik that coach Nawałka should join the national team. He's gonna make all these rules, damn it. And you see - he did some result.

Quarterfinals of the European Championship.

Łukasz Skorupski: Damn, well... But let me tell you that at the national team it was a bit different. Lighter.

At the first team training camp in Grodzisk Wielkopolski there was also a similar drill, only the players told him to let it go.

Łukasz Skorupski: I wasn't there yet. He was so much more laid back after that. And you can't go like that during training sessions with the national team, because you play two matches a week. You come prepared from the club, you work on tactics without great strength and so on, because the match is coming soon. This is what it looks like in the national team. More could be done when it was EURO, where we had two weeks of preparation. Now at the World Cup, we didn't live in training either. All the time tactics and matches. But, you know, you've been in form because you're coming mid-season.

I always remember Coach Nawałka well. I don't know how he did it, because there was poverty in Górnik, but at some point we had everything I said - nutrients, some fruit after training. We were paid our salaries every month. We went to Zakopane for the camp. Oh Jesus. We stayed in one of the best hotels. And what the fuck, how much we ran. But let me tell you - I have respect for the fact that he developed such a character for me.

A lot of coaches could kick you out of the club for "Lorneta and Medusa", where you fought with other customers and trashed the place.

Łukasz Skorupski: Well fuck, that's why I'm telling you. He gave me a second chance, he did a great job. After it happened, I had a meeting with him at the club. I entered the coach room without knocking. I sat down on the sofa right away, I remember that. The coach looked at me strangely: "What are you doing?! Get up, leave and come back like a normal person." So I went out, this time I knocked. I sat down and told him everything how it was.

How did he react?

Łukasz Skorupski: Nice, because he said that he also did stupid things in his youth. It happens to young people, you know you have to go crazy. The most important thing for him was not to do it again. And I didn't repeat it. I didn't play in the first match after this action, but in the next round I was again in the lineup. I had a good season, my best in Ekstraklasa. Because you know, damn, I wanted to repay him a little.

Well, but he gave up on your brother.

Łukasz Skorupski: Not him, but club's board.

Michał was after a serious injury and trained as a guest with the first team of Górnik. He had a chance to stay.

Lukasz Skorupski: Exactly. He was injured, he did not have a contract with Górnik, but he could train with us. We just did this action in "Lorneta and Meduza" and they thanked him right away.

As the first.

Łukasz Skorupski: Earlier there was an idea to offer him a contract. I got a penalty, Olo Kwiek got a penalty, Adam Danch got a penalty.

How did the 20-year-old, promising player in Ekstraklasa felt arrested?

Łukasz Skorupski: Four of us were in arrest - me, Adam Danch, Olek Kwiek and my brother. Each in a different cell. And man, what's going on down there? You sit and sleep with a break for food.

Although good?

Łukasz Skorupski: A piece of bread and tea in a metal mug. Jesus. The worst days of my life. I promise you. The worst three days of my life! I had everything ruffled, you're lying in the same clothes. Nor bathe, only pee somewhere next to people.

Who were you sitting with?

Łukasz Skorupski: With a guy who sold drugs to someone else who died. You understand?

With a dealer.

Lukasz Skorupski: Yes. Life is like that. I don't know how in Italy they will read it and ask: what the...? Even though it was ten years ago, write that it was ten years ago.

You had a black eye then.

Łukasz Skorupski: We sat in the same clothes and waited for them to take us out. We left after three days. We were pulled out by the late Krzysiu Maj with Bartek Laburda. Before that, there was also a sobering-up room. You go, you strip down to your panties and you sleep like that. Just so you know, because there are some psychos... They take their belts off, everything. You are lying on a mattress on the ground, and the worst thing is that there are twenty people in the room and there is no toilet.

How did Matilde react to all this when you told her what you were like?

Łukasz Skorupski: Well, she was in shock. But she also knows that I have changed. Also thanks to her. She appreciates that I was able to leave Zaborze and take care of myself, and you know what a difference it makes.


Łukasz Skorupski: Man, no... Compared to my life in Poland, it's a gulf. She appreciates that I was able to adapt to another. This in Italy. You know how they live here, you've seen it - coffee, cappuccino. Although there is also crime in Italy.

You, for example, were robbed in Bologna.

Łukasz Skorupski: Sometimes when I think about it, it still makes me furious. We lived on the ground floor in an apartment with a garden. I was playing at home against Napoli, Matilde left the house half an hour after kick-off. They had to watch her. After the match with my young and "Zielu" we still kicked the ball in the gym at the stadium. Leo knows his uncle, likes him. Everything's fine, we go home, and there's like a bomb went off. Everything is broken, lying on the ground. I felt fucking bad.

Matylda was in Zaborze?

Lukasz Skorupski: She was.

Did she like it?

Łukasz Skorupski: These were our beginnings, and you know how it is in a relationship - deeply in love, you won't say anything bad. Today, as she recalls that visit, she admits that she was shocked.

What shocked her the most?

Łukasz Skorupski: That Silesia is still so gray. And she's from Sardinia. For her, the strangest thing was that every block in Zaborze is the same. Only the number changes. She shook her head: "All the blocks are the same. Only the hospitals are different, and there is no difference." And what, well, I took her to Auschwitz, I remember. She insisted on going there. For Italians, this is a moving story, they take the history of the concentration camps seriously. She wanted to see, so we went. Today, when Matilde is in Poland, we mainly visit my family in the countryside. We will also go there this June.


Łukasz Skorupski: To my mother. It's a village, 50 kilometers from Brodnica. It takes an hour and a half to get to Toruń. Lakes, we have a boat, fish, bonfires in the evenings. It's fucking great there. Matilde likes it too, she loves nature. Boy, we're walking somewhere in the fields, and she raves about the cows. She's in love with animals, right. Cows, chickens, it doesn't matter.

The whole family from mother and father - cousins, aunts - lives there. They all live 15 kilometers next to each other. One family from mom, the other from dad. Here is one village, here is another, and there was a disco between them. My parents met there. Later, my father went to Silesia to work in a mine, and my mother with him.

Your dad wasn't interested in football.

Łukasz Skorupski: He was from the countryside, he had nothing to do with football. He didn't play it at all. The old man was a boxer. You know, he trained himself and boxed himself.

Did he go to your games?

Lukasz Skorupski: No. Rarely. I don't blame him. I never wanted to be daddy's boy. When I was young, he used to come to a game.

And when have you already played in Ekstraklasa?

Łukasz Skorupski: I don't think he came to Ekstraklasa even once. My old man wasn't a Górnik. He watched on TV.

When I started training in Zaborze when I was young, I jumped over the fence and was already on the pitch. Nobody had to see me off. When I was ten years old, times were different, I would get on a tram and drive an hour to training. Two transfers from Zaborze and you had to walk there too.

You were ten years old and you were already driving alone?

Łukasz Skorupski: We traveled from Zaborze in two or three. We had a training group where parents of other coaches licked ass, and I was always alone. I don't blame the old man for not coming. I know he worked hard and had to rest after the mine. Those who had more money, some business of their own, could come to their son whenever they wanted. They were sucking up to the coaches, giving gifts so that only the kid would play. I was the only one who didn't care about it. I was fucking great keeper in the youngsters and the coach loved me. His name is Jerzy Urban. Write it, write it, he will be happy. Sometimes we text each other. He treated me fairly even though I came without my parents and I didn't suck up to anyone. I was good and that was it, and he let me play. Other parents were furious: "Why doesn't my son play, I bought shirts for the team." The coach liked me so much that he would take me home after training and drink tea with the old ones.

Two years older brother, Michał, also played football.

Łukasz Skorupski: I think that as a goalkeeper I feel so good and agile because I had a different childhood. I would go outside with the boys and jump from tree to tree, doing some flips in the bushes. And train to add to that. Mom would let us out at nine o'clock in the morning, we would come back at 11 pm, when she was screaming from the window: "Come home!". That's how I grew up, huh.

I would never trade my childhood for anything. I went crazy. Jesus, you went to the lake, no matter if the water was warm or cold. When I was young, I spent my summers in the countryside. We drove tractors, I went to work to pick strawberries or potatoes.

Did they pay well?

Łukasz Skorupski: Tenner in an hour. We earned about 50pln a day. In the evening we met at the fire station and played a match, and at the end a shop and ice cream. The next day the same. Oh, I slept in the barn too.

Idyllic, carefree.

Łukasz Skorupski: Like in the countryside. It was a little different in the city. Although I played football everywhere - in the countryside and in the city.
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2023.03.21 11:44 shredbrowl I don’t feel bad that I’ve been petty

I am actually rejoicing and have been in such a good mood lately knowing that my horrible roommate is leaving by the end of this month!
I am a really nice person past my guarded mean affection but I have never had anyone annoy me this much! She is constantly bringing her boyfriend over with no notice, even when we already agreed that one night is enough since our apartment is just girls only and my fiancé and I are very uncomfortable coming home from work to see that a man is sitting on our furniture. It’s also really annoying to hear their constant deep voices echo the walls, especially when they sleep late and wake up early. Right when they wake up they’ll take a shower together too. I spoke to her about him paying a small amount of our utility bill and she said that he’s a guest and shouldn’t have to pay but I personally feel like if he’s using the shower and our electricity very often then it’s an unwanted roommate. After all the disagreements with her boyfriend she just continues to pile up her trash in our trash can and not take any of it out, she will constantly put our clean dishes or anything on the counter into our dirty dishes. Before all of this she was using our detergent and eating my fiancés food. She tells me not to treat her like a child but she is acting like one and she is older than me by just a year… once she started moving our items I started taking all of her items on our furnitures off of them, her shoes on our shoe rack, trash that she filled up but didn’t take, along with the recycling. I was filled with so much anger that I even moved her bowls from her cabinet onto the counter. Since she’s leaving she expects me to give her back her 300 dollar deposit but still hasn’t even packed yet or cleaned any of the messes she’s made. I’m scared that she may be bluffing but at the same time our leasing office knows the issue. I just know that if she is bluffing I will still be able to boot her off of the lease since he’s almost stayed his fourteen nights. Please keep in mind this is all in the spa of one month.
To retaliate, my fiancé and I took them off of the Wi-Fi, hid our brita that she continues to use, separated our dishes making her buy her own, hiding the battery to the thermostat since she’s already using so much heat it’s expensive.
I have also spent hours signing her up for a bunch of spam emails , mostly inappropriate.
So sorry for venting I jus needed this out there
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2023.03.21 11:16 Alwaha_Hygiene Safe and Effective Anti-Termite Solutions in Dubai: What You Need to Know

Safe and Effective Anti-Termite Solutions in Dubai: What You Need to Know
Dubai is hailed for its magnificent skyscrapers, luxurious lifestyle, and arid climate. However, with such a dry environment comes a common problem - termites! These pesky insects can invade and destroy your property within no time if left untreated. That's why it's essential to be equipped with the right knowledge about safe and effective anti-termite solutions in Dubai.
What are termites?
There are several species of termites found in Dubai, but the most common is the dry-wood termite. These termites live in small colonies of wood, and they can cause extensive damage to homes and other structures. The good news is that there are effective anti-termite solutions available to help protect your property from these destructive pests. The first step in any effective anti-termite treatment plan is to remove any existing termites from your home or office. This can be done by hiring a professional pest control company to perform an inspection and identify any infested areas. Once the termites have been removed, it's important to take steps to prevent them from returning.
One of the best ways to prevent termites from returning is to make sure there is no food source for them to eat. Wood is their primary food source, so you'll want to remove any wood piles or other potential sources of food from around your property. You should also repair any leaks or cracks in your foundation or walls, as these can provide access points for termites.
In addition to taking preventive measures, you'll also want to consider using an insecticide to kill any remaining termites and keep new ones from moving into your home. There are a variety of different insecticides available on the market, so it's important to choose one that is specifically designed for use against termites. Be sure to follow the instructions on the label carefully when applying insecticide around your property.
What damage can termites cause?
Termites can cause extensive damage to structures made of wood. They tunnel through wood, weakening it and causing it to collapse. In addition, termites eat wood, which can destroy furniture, floors, and other wooden objects.
Why is it important to get rid of termites?
There are many reasons why it is important to get rid of termites. Termites can cause extensive damage to your home or property, and they can also be a health hazard. If you have termites in your home, they can potentially eat away at the wood in your walls and floors, causing serious structural damage. In addition, termites can also spread disease and contaminate food sources. If you have young children or pets, they may be especially vulnerable to the harmful effects of termites. Therefore, it is important to take steps to eliminate termites from your home or property as soon as possible.
What are some effective methods of termite control in Dubai?
There are several effective methods of termite control in Dubai. One of the most common and effective methods is to use a bait system. Bait systems work by attracting termites to a piece of bait material, which is then placed in an area where termites are active. The termites feed on the baited material and become affected by the poison that is present in it. This poison then kills the termites, thus eliminating them from your home or office. Another effective method of termite control in Dubai is to have your home or office treated with a chemical insecticide. Chemical insecticides work by killing termites that come into contact with them. These insecticides are available in both teaser sable and non-consumable forms, so you can choose the right one for your needs. If you have an infestation of termites, it is important to get rid of them as soon as possible to prevent further damage to your property.
How often should you have your home inspected for termites?
If you're living in an area with a high risk of termites, it's important to have your home inspected for termites regularly. The frequency of inspections will depend on the level of risk in your area. For example, if you live in an area with a high risk of termite infestations, you should have your home inspected every three months.
In conclusion, effective and safe anti-termite treatment in Dubai involves a combination of preventative and remedial measures. By understanding the risks posed by termites and taking steps to protect your property from infestations, you can ensure that your home or business remains free from damage caused by these destructive pests. From sealing cracks and crevices around the building to hiring professional pest control services for regular inspections and treatments, there are many ways to protect yourself from the threat of an infestation. Additionally, if you discover signs of termite activity on your property it is important to act quickly to eradicate them before further damage occurs.
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2023.03.21 10:25 Royal_Ad5348 Should my roomate with 3 dogs be cleaning the floor more often than me?

Hey guys, so I (23F) lived with my bestfriend/cousin (25M) and his dogs for over 3 years. During quarentine his boyfriend moved in with us, and then we all became the best of friends. Well last year I ended up moving out of the house to live with my boyfriend. When I moved out my cousin rented the empty room to his boyfriends close friend. My boyfriend travels a lot for work and I don't like being alone so I would often go stay over my best friends house. I noticed everytime I came over she was literally never home, mind you I would stay over like 3/4 nights in a row. they would talk shit about their roomate saying she didn't clean or help around the house, literally every time I came over they made it clear they didn't want to live with her. When it was time for my boyfriend and I to renew the lease we decided not to because rent was going up significantly and it just wasn't worth it. When I told my bestfriends they were super happy and basically asking me for the green light to kick out their roomate so my boyfriend and I could have my old room back. Eventually she was kicked out and boyfriend and I we're moved into my old room.
I forgot to mention my cousin has 2 big husky pitbull mix dogs and a little mutt (husky,pitbull, god knows what tiny ass dog) he's had the two huskies since the beginning of us moving in together, and when one of them got pregnant he kept one of the puppies. He also later decided to take in another dog in "temporarily" (ended up being about 6 months) without asking anyone how they felt about it. The dog he brought in was very crazy and not trained at all. His dogs arent even trained our front door looks ugly af cause they all scratch it when they want to come in( our uncle filled it and painted it for us because it was so bad it bothered him when he came over, I didn't last a week) The house constantly smells like dogs, they're always peeing in the kitchen, and on the bathroom mats, also they're huskies so they shed like crazy. But I never ever complained about his dogs or cleaning up after them, let's be real the floor was swept and mopped everyday because his dogs shedding and dirtying the floor. Whenever we'd asked him if he'd found a home for her or whenever anyone made a comment about it he would get very defensive (mind you his boyfriend was very bothered by the dog too). One day his boyfriend texted the chat saying the dog was finally gone, when I got home and still saw the dog there I texted back saying he lied and my cousin got pissed and said it's none of my business (which yes it is because the rent is divided here equally and we moved in argreement of 2 dogs not 4) but I just left it at that.
Well not so long after my roomates started saying I don't clean, because I wasn't cleaning the house as often as I did when I previously lived with them (pretty much everyday because I was single and had nothing else to do but smoke & clean) my boyfriend and I always clean up after ourselves. mind you my boyfriend has been so uncomfortable living here, so he has never cooked in the kitchen without me ( and he does know how to cook, I'd say better than me) and neither of us have spent any time in the living room like ever, because it's their furniture and tv so we just didn't feel like it's our place. We started eating in our bedroom ( I never used to do that), when I tell you we only leave the room to use the restroom and cook I mean it. So when they say my boyfriend doesn't clean it upsets me because hes a gamer that also works full time so he never really never makes a mess, or leaves the room and we clean up after ourselves.
They started being very petty, sending messages in the chat complaining about something stupid everyday (My bestfriend (someone else who doesn't live with us) came over and my cousin started talking shit about me trying to say I don't clean, which really pissed me off, you talk to me about that, not my guest) She even told me that was super weird cause she knows I'm not dirty and he was giving pick me lmao. So I haven't had anyone over in months. At this point we weren't talking at all it was just them bickering everyday. One morning I was fed up and I sent them a paragraph telling them how I feel, and all the things Id done in the time since I moved in (I scrubbed down the kitchen cabinets and walls top to bottom, I'm the one that's cleans the shower and toilet, when I moved in I cleaned the fridge and threw out a bunch of expired shit in the fridge, freezer ,and cabinates, I scrubbed our front door that was dirty af from the dogs scratching it,my boyfriend takes the trash out and refills our 5gallon water tanks etc.) I was trying to explain that I do things around the house on top of cleaning the stupid floor that only gets dirty because of their 3 dogs. My cousins boyfriend said the house was cleaner before I moved in (they went into defense mode just talking a bunch of crap again) so I said it was their choice to kick out their roomate for me. and then he said no he's talking about before she moved in when they lived alone(for like a month), then the boyfriend continues to say a house should be swept and mopped every day with or without dogs, and I don't agree, if I lived alone I promise you there'd be no need to sweep and mop every single day because we don't dirty the floor. the only thing I agreed on them was they have always been the one to mow the lawn and pick up the leaves, (they never made their old roomate or her boyfriend that lived there too do it but that's none of my business lmao ). And my boyfriend and I have no problem helping them do it or taking turns, but I feel like they should of communicated with us about when they plan to mow the lawn so we can help (like hello we all work) instead of throwing it in an argument to make us look lazy, but that has been resolved we started taking turns. Anyways they were really disrespectful to me that day and they said some things I just can't forgive so we are no longer speaking but still living together. We used to do groceries together but now we don't and since we stopped doing groceries together we divided the fridge in half, and now we have 2 of everything (two ketchups,two bottles of mayo, two tubs of butter....) mind you we shop at sams so we have to squeeze everything in and we wrote initials on all our shit. Anyways am I the asshole for telling my roomates I shouldn't have to clean as often as they want me to?
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2023.03.21 09:37 metatetrix153 Playing cards as an attribute of blasphemy

All four suits imply nothing more than the image of the Cross of Christ together with other sacred objects especially revered by Christians: a spear, sponge and nails, which were the instrument of execution, suffering and death of Jesus Christ.
The cross is the cross on which Christ was crucified; Spades are the pike that pierced His ribs; Tambourines are nails; Worms are a sponge with vinegar, which the tormentors mockingly gave to Christ instead of water.
Taking, for example, a card with the image of the Cross of Christ, which is worshipped by half the world, they throw it carelessly with the words: "club", which means "nasty" or "evil" in Hebrew. The Bible uses the term club in a narrower sense: "You shall not eat the flesh [of an animal] torn to pieces in the field; throw it to the dogs" (Exodus 22:30).
Halakha (the normative part of Judaism that regulates the religious, family and civil life of Jews) believes that the "club" means a torn, but still alive animal (which, in all likelihood, will die, since its wounds are incompatible with life).
The card suit "blame", or "spades", blasphemes the evangelical pike of Longinus the Centurion: "one of the soldiers (Longinus) pierced His ribs with a spear" (John 19, 34).
The "worms" suit symbolizes the gospel sponge on a cane soaked in vinegar. As Christ warned about His poisoning, through the mouth of the prophet David, that the soldiers "gave Me gall to eat, and in My thirst they gave Me vinegar to drink" (Ps. 68, 22), so it came true: "one of them took a sponge, gave vinegar to drink, and, putting it on a cane, gave Him to drink" (Matthew 27, 48).
The "tambourine" card suit blasphemes the evangelical forged four-sided serrated nails, with which the Savior's hands and feet were nailed to the tree of the Cross The Lord, through the mouth of the psalmist David, prophesied about his nail crucifixion, that "my hands and my feet were pierced" (Ps. 22; 17): and so it was fulfilled. The Apostle Thomas, who said, "Unless I see the wounds of nails on his hands, and put my finger into the wounds of nails, and put my hand into his ribs, I will not believe" (John 20:25), "I believed because I saw" (John 20:29).
The Apostle Peter, addressing his fellow tribesmen, testified: "Men of Israel," he said, "you took Jesus of Nazareth (...) and, having nailed (to the cross) with the hands of (Romans) lawless, killed Him; but God raised Him up" (Acts. 2; 22, 24).
Crucified with Christ, the unrepentant robber, like the current gamblers, blasphemed the sufferings of the Son of God on the cross and, through unrepentance, went to hell forever. The prudent robber, setting an example to everyone, repented on the cross and thereby inherited eternal life with God.
If we take into account that playing cards cannot be used for any other purposes, except for idle pastime and desecration of Christian shrines for the joy of demons, then the role of cards in "divination" — that is, the search for demonic revelations, not to mention outright satanic rituals where cards are used, will become extremely clear.
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2023.03.21 09:34 bdeknroxsk 😘👉👌 IF YOU TAP YOU WILL CUM 🍆💦




Only Girl in School Ch 1
I really liked Frankel’s stories at Literotica, but they have been deleted from Literotica, probably because Literotica requires that the victim enjoys the sex. I had many Frankel stories saved on my computer, and have been able to recover others from various places. I will publish these stories here on, with a little editing to correct typos.
WARNING: Frankel’s stories are not much fun if you’re a woman, and nor are my two stories so far. There’s lots of forced blowjobs, but not much BDSM.
I waited nervously at the principal’s office. It was my first day at an exclusive boarding school. For 150 years it had been considered the most exclusive boys school in the country but today a part of that was about to end as they accepted me as their first ever girl. It was an honor to be the first but somewhat daunting to be the only girl amongst over 1000 boys.
I am 18 years old as is everyone in this story who did these horrible things to me.
You could see I was a novelty when I walked through the school gate as every eye in the place was on me. Many of the boys were clearly staring at my breasts - a matter I was determined in time to raise with the principal. But maybe not straight away. I would let myself settle in first.
"Come in," said the principal.
I opened the door and went in.
"Miss Dickens," he said. "I'm sorry I can't spend much time with you. Would you mind taking this key and letting yourself into your room. You are boarding in room 416."
He handed me a key and went back to his work. I was clearly dismissed so I collected my suitcase and headed down the hall to a staircase with a sign saying rooms 400 to 435 this way.
I climbed the stairs and found my way to room 416. I opened the door and was pleasantly surprised to find it was a large room with a double bed and its own shower. This last point was a relief as I had feared having to go to a shower block somewhere down the hall with my towels and dressing gown and everything.
I had fifteen minutes to my first class so I hopped straight into the shower, being careful to lock the door so no boys accidentally came in.
It was nice to feel the hot water on my body as I showered. There was a mirror opposite in which I could see myself reflected and thought how much one of the boys in this school would give to see my large breasts and firm body. I'd best be careful and look for hidden cameras I told myself.
When I got out of the shower I was surprised to find my towel was missing. I was sure I had taken one with me. I stepped into the main bedroom and screamed in surprise as I saw a boy my age, 18, lying on the bed stroking his erect penis.
"What are you doing?!" I screamed quickly covering my breasts with my hands.
He didn't stop masturbating as he walked over and stood between me and the bathroom door blocking my exit that way.
"Who are you? Where are my clothes and suitcase?"
"Thrown away," he said casually. "And I am the school captain and also your new room mate."
The whole time he talked to me he stared at my breasts and continued to masturbate.
"But I'm a girl," I said. "We can't share a room and there is only one bed."
"No special rules for girls here," he said. "And I am school captain so I get a double bed. The floor is where you sleep unless you follow certain conditions."
"Such as?"
"Suck my dick," he said. "If you swallow I may let you sleep on the bed. Provided I have access to those tits of yours."
I was so shocked I couldn't speak.
"How dare you," I said. "I will have you thrown out of this school for that."
He just smiled and said, "You have to get out of this room first and don't forget you have no clothes."
He suddenly grabbed my head by the hair and forced me to my knees. I swung at him. My breasts heaved as he pulled down his pants and pushed my head to his cock.
I struggled but he forced my mouth open and shoved his cock inside.
"Take that cock, bitch," he screamed. His cock filled my mouth and I was too scared to bite down on it. His force was so overbearing I could only hold still as he assaulted my throat with his penis.
"You love it bitch don't you," he said and pushed my head down harder. "Oh that's it take it! Take my cum now! Swallow it!"
I had never had a cock in my mouth before and didn't even know what cum was but soon found out as he gripped my hair tight and stream after stream of cum blasted my mouth.
He held my head down and ordered me to swallow. Reluctantly I did as his hold on my head was so tight that I couldn't breathe.
When he was sure I had swallowed he let me go and I ran for the door in a state of shock at having been orally assaulted on my first morning. I ran into the corridor in tears forgetting I was naked. My breasts bounced as I ran down the hall. I rounded a corner and found a teacher coming towards me.
I ran into his arms and collapsed.
"You must be Miss Dickens," he said. "What are you doing out here?"
"I was attacked by one of the boys," I said. "He stole my uniform."
"What rot," he said. "He was undoubtedly just rough housing and as to your uniform I don't know what you mean. You are a girl and there is no uniform for girls. The principal declared that any girl attending this school will be naked so as not to be confused with a boy!"
He grabbed me by the hair and began dragging me down the corridor. "Now come on and get to class". He hurled me through a door into a room filled with 18 year old male students.
"This is the girl Miss Dickens" he said. "She is here for sex ed today. She will be a valuable member of the class as we study the art of oral sex."
He moved to the front of the class and dragged me with him forcing me to my knees before him.
"Now class as you know oral sex is an important tool in any sex life. It can be used to establish the sexual dominance of the man and the submissive standing of his female. This is best established when the man stands before a kneeling woman and makes her suck on his penis usually until he climaxes in her mouth. The dominance of the male is also enforced as he places his hands on her head and forces her head back and forth."
With this he grabbed my hair and forced my head to his hard cock. I refused to open my mouth.
"In this case," he said "The woman is fighting so either threats or violence must be used."
"Now listen, bitch," he said. "Either you suck my dick or I tell the principal you were trying to blackmail me for grades. You will be expelled and you'll never go to university."
At once I knew he meant it. I was so shocked my mouth involuntarily opened and he took his chance and pushed his cock down my throat.
He was so rough I gagged at once but it only made him go harder. The boys started calling out telling me to shut up and suck it. They quickly gathered around and started masturbating nearby and playing with my tits.
I struggled to get away as I could feel the teachers climax build but he held my head in place and came hard in my mouth. I tried to spit it out but he turned my head up and wouldn't let go until I swallowed.
"Now class," he said. "I chose to cum in her mouth. You may also cum on her face or in her hair. Do not allow a woman to dodge the cum. Your dominance is established in her humiliation. Aim for her eyes in particular. A good idea is to carry a spoon with you, that way you can collect your cum from her face and feed it to her."
Just as I thought it was over another boy grabbed my head and began to fuck my face. I couldn't resist any longer as boy after boy used my mouth for his pleasure. I ended up swallowing 30 loads of 18 year old cum as well as three serves of the teacher.
Finally the bell rang and they let me go. I collapsed on the floor but the teacher picked me up by my hair until I was kneeling before him once more.
"Come on get yourself cleaned up," he said. "You've got another grade to help me with now. There's forty 18 year olds in this one and be warned it's the catch up class for the sporty types. They might get a little rough!"
I was starting to think being the only girl in school was a mistake.
I spent the entire day on my knees in that class room. Clearly they resented the presence of a girl in their school and were doing whatever they could to drive me away. Their behaviour was outrageous. When the final bell rang I was released and I made my way directly to the principal’s office.
"They won't get rid of me," I thought. "I'll get them all expelled and sacked for this!"
I opened the principal’s office and screamed. He was standing in the middle of his office with his young secretary bent over in front of him. She was gagged and handcuffed with her hands behind her back and he was fucking her in the arse. Tears were in her eyes as her large breasts bounced back and forth to his aggressive thrusts.
"Miss Dicksucker," he said. "Do come in. My secretary was late again today so I am having to take the normal corrective action. Come in and tell me about your day. I hear you were a most useful addition to the sex ed program."
A bell rang.
"That is the dinner bell," he said as withdrew his still hard cock from his secretary’s arse. "We best get along."
He pushed his secretary to the ground and crossed the room to me. He clearly hadn't cum yet as his erection still stood out hard before him. Leaving his secretary bound on the floor he took me by the hair and dragged me down the corridor. This was starting to feel like the only way I went anywhere in this school.
We arrived at a large eating hall. The senior classes were all assembled ready to eat. They cheered as the principal led me through the hall. He sat down on a small stage at the far end of the hall where the rest of the teachers sat. He forced me to my knees in front of him and two teachers came up and handcuffed my hands behind my back and tied my ankles together so I couldn't move. They then placed a device around my mouth which forced it open and in an O shape.
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Betting on Haley – Part 2
Two weeks ago, on Saturday morning, my friend Carly and I set into motion our bet on whether or not I could bed her little sister, Haley. I had caught Haley spying on us having sex a few weeks earlier which led to some debate between Carly and I. Carly thought Haley was a nosey little pest, as usual, and was going to use this as blackmail against her. Haley had been watching us for at least twenty minutes, I instantly saw her as a horny freshman who was totally turned on watching us, and wondering what it would be like to be in there herself, and I was instantly eager to help her find out!
That Saturday, Carly made an excuse to disappear when I stopped by, so that I could be alone with Haley. In no time at all Haley was sucking my dick on the living room couch. I knew it, she really was just a horny little freshman. As quickly as I could manage it, we were naked on her bed and getting ready to teach her how much fun it is to participate, instead of just watching. Then, against our agreement, Carly came barging in and interrupted us.
Carly was supposed to stay away for the day so I would have time to charm Haley out of her virginity, but once I sent her some video of Haley sucking my dick, she decided that this wasn’t right to do to her little sister, so she came home to stop us before we went too far. Haley and I were THAT close. Carly was feeling guilty about the whole bet. What she didn’t realize was that I had been right all along, Haley was totally into it. The girl wanted to fuck.
Carly and I argued and argued for quite a while afterward and in the end decided that she cheated, the bet was still on, and all the rules still applied. If Haley said to stop at any point, then it was over and we stopped. As long as she was a willing participant, she was fair game, and Carly was still banned from saying anything to anyone.
The Next Weeks
After Carly’s rude interruption, Haley was afraid that she had been caught, and that Carly was going to tell their parents. Funny how both of them were most afraid of their parents. Fortunately Haley is a smart girl and when Carly asked her what I was doing upstairs with her, she just denied it. She said that she had left me downstairs on the couch when she went to get changed for lacrosse practice. Maybe I was just a perv and was trying to spy on her changing. Carly laughed at that excuse and agreed with her. She said that Haley was probably right! That sounds exactly like something I would do! I have to admit, it does, even I laughed when I heard that.
I didn’t see Haley again until the following Tuesday at school. I wasn’t sure what her reaction was going to be. When we were in her room, she was eager to continue with every move I made. However, when Carly barged in on us, she seemed so embarrassed she barely spoke a word before we dropped her off for practice. Was she still going to be eager to see me and maybe continue our fun? Would she be totally embarrassed and hide the minute she saw me? I just didn’t know.
As I walked through the halls of school, I had not seen Haley yet. I did however run into a number of her friends, who all started giggling and whispering the moment they saw me. Had Haley told them something? Finally I found Haley, she was standing with a few of those same friends in front of her locker. As soon as she saw me she smiled and ran up to me to say hi. She wrapped her arms around my neck and jumped up to give me a little kiss on the cheek. I think she did that more for the benefit of her friends, who immediately burst into fits of giggles and whispers. Yes, she had definitely told them something.
All of the giggling and whispering was fine with me. The kiss on the cheek was exactly the reaction I was hoping for, she was clearly still into it. The reaction of her friends just revealed that she had told them at least part of our story. Whether she told them exactly what had happened or not, I don’t know, and really didn’t care. Clearly their minds were working hard on their own little fantasies. Perhaps I should go after a few of them when all this was over! Haley had some very hot, sexy friends.
Added Bonus
As an added bonus that week, another exciting thing happened. I got my driver’s license! This was awesome. This was freedom! This was reason for celebration. The fact that my parents also gave me my own car to drive was even better. It wasn’t anything exotic or exciting like Carly’s brand new little red Cooper. It was just a used Honda, but for a high school guy it was still freedom. I offered Carly the chance to help me break in the back seat in the school parking lot, but she made some excuse about her meathead boyfriend and declined. Such a shame.
Haley loved my car though. She kept asking me when I was going to take her for a ride. Yeah, I was going to take her for a ride alright. I so wanted to do just that, take her for a ride and finish what we had started. I didn’t really want to do it in a car though. I wanted to take my time with her and really enjoy it. I also wanted to pick a time and a place that Carly wouldn’t know about, and the back seat of my car in the school parking lot was just not it.
On the coming weekend, Carly had to go to some cheerleader competition out of state. Her mom was going to be going with her, which left Haley staying home with dad. That was perfect. As soon as I heard that, I asked Haley what she was going to be doing that Saturday. She said she would be at lacrosse practice just like every other weekend, and then hanging out with her friends. I suggested that maybe instead, I should pick her up after practice and take her for that ride she wanted, and then she could hang out with me instead. Haley agreed to that in a heartbeat.
Saturday morning came and I went to my own gymnastics practice in the morning, then when I finished up I put my things in the car and strolled out to the field to watch the end of lacrosse practice. Those girls were hot. I thought damn, I should come watch this more often. After they were done Haley ran over to me and said she would be real quick, she just had to go change. I wanted to go in and help her, maybe a nice long shower, but I went to wait in the car instead.
A short time later Haley came bouncing out of the building and running over to greet me. Watching her reminded me what a prize I was in for. As a reminder, Haley was almost five feet tall. She would tell you she is, I have my doubts. She had the deepest dark brown eyes that still manage to sparkle and shine when she smiles. Her hair was dark silky brown, down to about the middle of her back.
Today, she bounced over to my car wearing a tight little pair of shorts that hugged that sexy little ass. Her legs were tanned and ultra-toned from all the running she does for her sports. Tight, strong, powerful sexy legs. Her arms are just as powerful. She was a strong girl, all muscle, I doubt there was an ounce of fat anywhere on her body. Her breasts were not huge but they still seemed perfect to me. It always looked like they were small, but when they weren’t smashed down under a sports bra they were much bigger. Today she was wearing a loose pink tank top, apparently with nothing underneath. Her tits were bouncing and jumping the entire time she ran to my car. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her.
When she climbed into my car, I was immediately hit with that same perfume she had worn the last time I visited her. I still don’t know what it is but it made me want to jump her right then and there, and I kind of did. I leaned across the seat, buried my nose in her neck and inhaled deeply. It was intoxicating. Haley just giggled. I started nibbling her neck and instantly snuck my hand under that tank top to feel that sexy tummy.
I just sniffed and said “mmmmmmm God you smell good! What is that?”
Haley told me the name of whatever it was but I really wasn’t listening. My lips were already making their way to hers, and my hand was already sliding up her chest. She made no attempt to stop me. She just leaned back in the seat, wrapped her arms around me and pulled me closer. I was about to change my mind and just fuck her right there in the parking lot. Then of course, some of her friends walked past the car whooping and hollering and making a ton of noise. Fortunately they were whooping about something else entirely, they were getting all psyched up to go bowling or some such thing, but it did remind me that it just wasn’t a good idea to have sex in the school parking lot. I started up the car and off we went.
Conversation and Fries
I can’t speak for Haley, but I just wanted to drive straight to my house and get naked. All I had been thinking about for the last two weeks was fucking this girl. The only thing going through my head was images of her little head bobbing up and down on my cock, or laying naked, spread eagle on her bed just waiting for me to split her open. Ultimately though we were both starving after our morning workouts so we went to the same little café that Carly and I had gone to before all this started. We sat there in a quiet corner wolfing down fries and chicken strips, and eventually the conversation turned to what had happened after our last encounter.
I asked her what happened when she and Carly both got home that night. She said that Carly had asked what I was doing upstairs with her. She said that she had told Carly that I wasn’t with her, she didn’t even know I was up there and that I must have been spying on her. She also said that Carly obviously didn’t believe her but didn’t have any proof, so she couldn’t say anything.
She told me Carly also just went on and on as if she knew what we were doing. She kept saying “You know he’ll just use you for sex, he doesn’t care shit about you”
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The following Friday she came to the house just after 7 pm, way earlier than usual.
I still hadn't told her anything about what I was feeling for her, how I caught myself thinking about her eyes, or her laugh, and smiling to myself. Or how much I enjoyed and anticipated our conversations. Or how passing her in the halls at school and seeing her smile at me now usually gave me a pleasing little jolt of adrenaline, rather than the shudder of fear and disgust I used to feel.
But I also didn't tell her about the darker side of my feelings. I didn't tell her that the memories of how she treated me were still bright and vivid in my mind. That when I wasn't mooning over her like the teen-aged idiot that I knew I was being, I still felt a deep-seated wave of repulsion and hatred whenever I thought about her. The feelings weren't even separate in my mind any more, they were mixed together in some sort of sweet, black, violent affection that just plain confused the shit out of me.
But talking with her felt so easy now, so natural. I caught myself laughing along with a little in-joke we shared with Rose, and I realized that I was closer to her than I was with any of my so-called friends at school. I was probably closer to her than I'd ever been with anyone outside my family. How could I like someone I hated so much?
I didn't tell her any of this, and I didn't have to. I just laughed along with them, and tried not to think about what it meant. Instead I focused on what we were going to do when we were alone.
That night she knocked on my door just a little after midnight.
"Come in." I said.
I'd been practising my voice a little. I was speaking more from the chest, and trying to be a lot clearer than I was in everyday conversation. It didn't sound drastically different, but I thought it sounded better, more masculine.
She slipped quietly into the room. She was wearing her negligee again, a see-through black gown that ended about an inch past her waist, fixed to a black bra that gave her incredible cleavage, and held up by small shoulder straps. Through the thin weave I could see she was wearing matching panties this time. I found my eye drawn to her long, smooth legs. As I studied her, I noticed that she'd even painted her toenails black.
"Hi." I said finally.
"Hi." she echoed, smiling.
She stood at the door and awaited instruction, as usual, but as I continued to leer at her she shifted her body slightly, as if posing for me.
"You look beautiful, tonight." I said, meeting her eye.
Her smile grew wide.
"Really?" she said, surprised.
She brushed a lock of hair behind her ear.
"Thank you." she said.
I loved how much she seemed to enjoy the simple compliment. This girl had probably been told she was beautiful all her life, but only I could make her smile like this.
I stood up out of bed and walked over to her. Her eyes widened in surprise. I closed the distance between us and slid my arms behind her back, pulling her close to me and bringing my lips to hers. We kissed deeply and passionately. She moaned into my mouth and wrapped her arms around my waist.
I broke the kiss, but kept my face close to hers. She was breathing heavily and her expression was so intense, so alive with lust. She tried to bring our lips together, but I pulled back. She smiled and leaned forward again, but I brought my hand up to her shoulder and held her in place. She was still smiling, but her face had a hint of disappointment, and confusion. After a few seconds of waiting I kissed her again, slower this time, our tongues moving together in a gentle rhythm. Once more I pulled away from her, but kept our faces close.
Again she tried to kiss me, and again I stopped her. She pouted and let out a small whine, but didn't resist. I leaned in, bringing my lips close to hers. I held the position as she squirmed against me, wanting to kiss me but learning that she wasn't allowed to. I slowly kissed her chin and cheeks, but stayed away from her lips. She moaned again in frustration and I couldn't help but laugh gently.
She moved forward again, trying to bring our lips together. I reached behind her and pulled on a handful of her hair. She jerked back and gasped with pain.
"No." I said firmly.
She looked at me again, and I could see her expression change. Her smile was a little darker, her eyes a little more fearful. She understood that she wasn't allowed to kiss me, and she was realising that this wasn't going to be like last week.
I took a step back from her.
I pulled my t-shirt off and dropped it on the floor. She let out a tiny little moan as I did, which surprised me. I didn't really have a body worth moaning for. I guessed she was just excited about what we were going to do.
I decided to keep sweatpants on for now. I stepped forward and kissed her again. As she pushed her tongue into my mouth, I brought my hands down to her ass and started massaging it roughly. She let out a surprised little yelp as I grabbed both cheeks hard and squeezed. Not very hard, though. I didn't want to hurt her too much.
She almost growled into my mouth, pulling me away from my thoughts of the future. I pulled away from her but kept my face close, to tempt her into trying to kiss me, but she didn't. She slid her arms around my waist and leaned in, letting her forehead rest against mine, and bringing our lips right up to each other, but didn't let them touch. I loved how she filled my entire view like this. All I could see was the sharp green of her eyes, and nothing more. I felt a little sigh of her warm breath against my lips, her mouth open in anticipation.
I pulled my right hand away from her ass and rubbed the soft, thin fabric of her gown between my fingers. I remembered what she'd told me the first time she'd worn it.
"You bought this just for me?" I asked, pulling on it slightly.
She pulled away from me, biting her lip and nodding. She was smiling proudly.
"Why?" I asked.
"I wanted to look good for you." she said quietly, "I to think I was sexy."
I smiled and slid my thumb under the waist of her panties, letting my fingers slide down to cup her flesh again.
"They had to order it for me. They didn't carry this design in my...size." she said, bringing a hand up to her ample chest. "But I wanted this one. I looked for a while, this one was my favourite. The woman in the picture just looked so hot...I knew you'd like it...Do you really like it? I can buy other things, if you-"
I gently took her face with my other hand, cutting her off.
"Jessica, I want you to do something for me." I said.
"Yeah?" she whispered, staring excitedly into my eyes, her gaze shifting quickly from one to the other.
"Shut up." I said.
She immediately pursed her lips tight and looked away from me, embarrassed.
"You talk...way too much. In fact, unless you're answering me, you're not allowed to talk at all. Do you understand?" I said.
She nodded, her face serious.
"Jessica..." I prompted.
"Yes." she said, "Yes, I understand."
"Good girl." I said.
When I released her face, she and leaned in again for a second, but paused before going too far. She slumped her shoulders and nibbled her bottom lip. My cock twitched against my boxers. I loved her reaction to my command, immediate and unquestioning.
I moved back a little more and looked at her, studying her whole body. Again, she seemed to pose for me, moving her arms behind her back and pushing out her chest. She did look sexy in it. She looked incredible.
"Take it off." I said.
She moved to obey, but slowly. She reached up and slipped the light, loose straps off her shoulders, before slowly pulling the whole thing up over her head, and dropping it carelessly to the floor.
It had done its job, and gotten my attention. Now she was letting her body impress me.
I sighed as I took in her body, naked except for her black panties. Her full, firm, D cup tits, topped with rock hard nipples. Her flat, lightly toned stomach. Sharp hip bones, long legs, and flawless skin. She was beautiful. I'd had sex with her just a week ago, but somehow it was more intense like this. In the low light and silence, she looked so much more erotic. Or maybe it was just because of what I was planning to do with her.
I leaned down quickly and took her right nipple in my mouth, licking and nibbling it gently, while I grabbed her left one with my fingers and started pinching it. She gasped in surprise and let out a delighted little moan of pleasure. She brought her hands up to my head and ran her fingers through my hair.
I pulled back, slipping my right hand under her waistband, and slid my fingers along her wet pussy lips. For all we'd done, I suddenly realised that I was still so inexperienced, and I'd never touched her like this before. I ran my fingers up until I thought I could feel her clit, and put a little pressure on it. She pursed her lips and moaned a little, bucking her hips forward. She put her hand against my arm and gripped it tightly, but still didn't speak. I didn't know if I was doing it right, but there'd be time to figure it out later.
I pulled my hand out of her panties and brought my wet fingertips up to her lips. She hesitated for only a second before taking my fingers in her mouth and gently sucking them.
"Tell me what you want, Jessica." I said, sliding my fingers out of her mouth.
"Fuck me, please..." she whimpered quickly, "I'm so wet, please, oh my God..."
I smiled.
"Get on the bed." I said.
She let out a squeal of excitement and rushed passed me. As I turned I saw her jump on my bed and settle on her knees in the middle, bouncing gently. Laughing at her obvious joy, I leaned down to slip my pyjama bottoms off . When I looked at her again, she was staring at the obvious bulge against my black boxer shorts.
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Chapter Sixteen
When I got to the student council meeting, it was as if the negativity that was coursing throughout my body was some kind of atmospheric event that plagued the entire school. Even in my state of shakiness and numbness over what I had done, I couldn’t avoid noticing that the mood of the entire council had gone down. Nevertheless, instead of asking around before the council began, all I could do was find a seat and slump into it.
“You okay?” the concerned voice of Megan asked. I looked over to her, not realizing she was sitting next to the vacant seat. I frankly wanting to avoid talking to people, and clearly, choosing the location I went with was a big mistake.
“Yeah, just, last period was brutal.” I waved her off. “So who died today?”
Megan motioned to Mr. Scott, sitting at the back. “I don’t know what’s happening but it’s something big.” she said fearfully.
Yeah, real helpful, Megan. You really answered any and all questions I could have asked. I rolled my eyes and looked to the front to see a noticeably flustered Phil, pacing back and forth and occasionally making sure some papers were stacked correctly or something. Seeing him made me think of May, which gave me a pang of guilt as I pictured her distraught, betrayed expression, gingerly rubbing her face.
I looked away to Nicole, who was examining some pictures on her camera. I tried waving to her so I could capture her attention. She didn’t look back, but instead took her phone out of her pocket with her free hand and waved it back at me.
I followed suit and pulled my phone out, showing I got a new message from Nicole. Scott doesn’t want an alleged rapist heading the council. Go figure.
The sent time was the exact minute I viewed the message. Did Nicole send it seconds before I looked at her? She kept on impressing me with what I just accepted at this point were her supernatural powers. I looked back at Phil, who was fidgeting with his hands. So what, was Mr. Scott showing up to boot Phil? Seemed kind of… stupid.
I allowed my mind to wander, which led me to think of May yet again, which made me compulsively slam my hands down on the desk in front of me in a kneejerk reaction and take a deep breath. I wasn’t okay. Internally, I was shaking. I had struck another student. That went against everything I stood for. I felt truly and wholly disgusted with myself, ashamed that I would cause another person pain like that.
I was taken out of my headspace by Mr. Scott clearing his throat and standing up, slowly making his way to the front of the room besides Phil. He stood there for a few seconds, mumbling something to Phil, then looked towards the rest of the council.
“Good afternoon, students.” he began.
“This is Mr. Scott speaking.” I could barely hear Nicole mumble in her best Mr. Scott impersonation, which wasn’t half bad. If I wasn’t feeling empty inside I’m sure I would have given a chuckle.
“Now, as many of you know, this council has had its fair share of of disagreements and difficulties in the last few days.” he continued, unaware of Nicole’s interruption. “And as is customary in these sorts of situations, we like to leave it up to the people to decide these sorts of things once administration has done what it can. Now does anyone here not know about the situation involving this council’s president?”
No one said a thing. Not a damn thing. The silence hung uncomfortably in the air. I bet it hurt Phil to know that Scott wasn’t even mentioning his name.
“Okay.” he nodded after a while. “So in the past, the council has voted on whether they want to keep or dismiss the acting presi-”
“How can we be expected to have an honest vote if you won’t even release the findings of the police investigation?” Jeff piped up, practically jumping out of his seat. “If Phil is still here, that means he’s innocent. It sure would be cool if you guys would at least fucking say it!”
“Jeff, your dedication to transparency is appreciated, it really is.” Mr. Scott told him sympathetically. “However, police investigations like this one can’t be fully disclosed to the public. It’s just how it works. If there was another way, we’d be taking that option, but since there isn’t, a vote like this is the best thing we’ve got.”
“So are we voting on whether or not Phil did it? I’m confused.” Megan quietly asked.
“Thank you for asking, Megan.” Mr. Scott thanked her. He was the biggest politician out of all of us. “Given the events that have transpired, you all will be voting today on whether you want Phil to continue acting as your Student Council’s president.”
“Even though there’s less than a month left in the school year, and changing the chain of command would make things worse for everyone at this point.” Nicole dryly added, never taking her eyes off of her camera.
“Nicole, that’s enough out of you.” Mr. Scott said shortly. Clearly he’s had to deal with Nicole before.
“Why? Because I’m right?”
“Another comment from you and I’m going to ask you to leave.” he insisted, his patience thinning. I looked back at Nicole, who just shrugged in indifference. “Whether or not it’ll make things easier isn’t the question. You all have the right to voice your opinions on this.”
At this, Nicole raised her hand. Mr. Scott sighed exasperatedly. “Nicole, ple-”
“Isn’t there supposed to be another teacher here for these kinds of things?” She piped up anyway. “If we leave it up to you, and knowing you this’ll be a blind vote, how can we trust that you’re telling the truth? Not saying you won’t.”
All eyes turned to Scott, but he didn’t break a sweat. “Phil will be here. He’ll be able to see the results as clearly as myself.”
“So you mean Phil will get to see which of his friends are backstabbers firsthand?” Nicole replied coolly, never making eye contact. She was really trying to push her agenda here, especially considering I initially took her as the type to believe that Phil did it.
“Nicole, please exit the room.” Mr. Scott replied with as much chill to his voice. “You’re not welcome in this vote.”
“Systematically getting rid of pro-Phil votes, huh? I’m sure this was the kind of democracy the Founding Fathers died for.” Nicole muttered dryly as she packed up her stuff and left. Scott waited until she was out of the room, then continued.
“Does anyone else take issue with the way this is set up?” Scott asked, clearly hoping for no answers.
“I do like the idea of Phil not seeing the individual votes.” Eli commented. “I think we all trust you to be honest, Mr. Scott, but perhaps it would be best if Phil didn’t witness this.”
Mr. Scott nodded. “Does anyone have any objections?” No one answered, so Scott turned to the man himself. “Phil?”
“Yeah, it’s cool.” he answered flatly and tiredly. “I’ll go outside.”
“And…” Scott began, stopping Phil in his tracks. “…If Nicole is out there, no arguing, keep it civil, okay?”
“Yeah, yeah. I got you.” Phil nodded as he left, closing the door behind him.
“Alright.” Mr. Scott sighed. “As Nicole mentioned, this will be a blind vote. In a minute I’ll be asking everyone to lower their heads onto their desks so no one will be biased by their neighbor’s vote. I’ll be asking those who want Phil to stay as acting president to raise their hands, then the same thing for those who want him to leave. Do we all understand?”
There was a murmuring of ‘yes’ from the council, and Scott nodded. “Alright, could I ask everyone to lower their heads onto their desks?”
I did what I was told, and could see nothing but black. For the first time it occurred to me that this was a bit of a huge deal. This would impact the future of the council, how people saw Phil, maybe even his future. Supposing he did what he did, which I frankly didn’t even believe, did he even deserve this?
Rape is horrible. Being raped is horrible. If he did it, of course he deserved this. He deserved worse. Jail was too good for him. If he did it.
But did he? Maybe I was biased given what May did to me. How she couldn’t take no for an answer. But… was she learning from him? Hell, did I have any place to talk, considering how I struck her?
Fuck. I didn’t know. I was taken out of my thoughts by Scott’s booming voice requesting, “Those who want Phil to stay as acting president, please raise your hands now.”
My hand shot up. I heard the rustling of clothes as other hands presumably shot up too. A few seconds passed and then Scott declared, “Okay, you can put your hands down. Those who want Phil to no longer serve as your president, please raise your hands now.”
I heard more rustling. I almost wanted to ask other people not to do it, to plead Phil’s case or something. I wasn’t too keen on being thrown out just like Nicole, however, so I kept my mouth shut.
After a while, Mr. Scott cleared his throat. “Okay, you can put your hands down.” he repeated. All of us lifted our heads, eager to hear the news. All eyes turned to Scott as he cleared his throat again.
“By a very slim margin, the majority of you have voted for Phil to leave his position.” Scott informed us, accompanied by sighs and quiet grumbles from the more vocal council members. “Effective as of next meeting, Jeff Swanson will be your acting president, taking on both his and Phil’s duties for the next month.
“This is bullshit.” I heard Matt grumble.
“Straight out the ass.” Jeff agreed more loudly.
“Could someone please go get Phil and Nicole to tell them to come back inside?” Scott asked, clearly ignoring the remarks from the peanut gallery. “Whoever’s closest to the door will do.”
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