April’s bringing moviegoers a whole new batch of horror releases. However, the most exciting out of all of them is the long-awaited return of the Evil Dead franchise in Evil Dead Rise. The marketing for this terrifying resurrection has slowly been taking over the airwaves and since it is April Fools' Day, the Deadites must have their fun toying with us horror fans. In the latest teaser for the film, Rise uses the prank-filled holiday to hilariously highlight the “love story” heart to this undead nightmare.
The 30-second trailer is cut together like it’s your parents next favorite Nicholas Sparks romantic drama. It’s just two unknown young adults living their best romantic lives at this dreamlike lakeside setting as the music swells. We’re promised a “love story for the ages” as the pair lock eyes and the caption accompanying the new footage, “This April, rediscover what it means to possess someone - in body, heart, and soul”, drives the humorous parody home. While April Fools' Day is usually filled with cruel fake movie news, Evil Dead always knows how to warm a horror fan’s cold dark heart.

Evil Dead Returning to its Horror Roots

However, in typical Evil Dead fashion you can’t trust anything you see as this love story quickly unravels as there’s soon a creepy clock, an odd looking pointy cabin in the woods, and some very grotesque Deadite imagery. This ill-fated couple is not long for this world as the final shot of the teasers sees what appears to be a dismembered head splattered on a dock. While this is a short teaser, it does give a lot of juicy new tidbits for Evil Dead fans to sink their teeth into. For one, Rise isn’t forgetting its horror roots. Three out of the four films in the franchise have taken place in a cabin in the woods far from any known civilization. At least a portion of Rise will take place at the disturbing pointy cabin seen in this trailer and is most likely the cold open of the film before moving the series into its new urban setting. This killer trailer also alludes to the latest film retaining its morbid sense of humor. The franchise has swung on a horrifically fun pendulum that ranges from pure campy-movie horror to traumatizing blood-drenched scares. It feels like Rise will land somewhere in the middle to give Evil Dead fans something that feels fresher when compared to your average genre sequel.
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What’s Evil Dead Rise About?

Evil Dead Rise is a new take on the franchise that follows two estranged sisters Beth (Lily Sullivan) and Ellie (Alyssa Sutherland) reconnecting after many years of being apart. However, their awkward family reunion doesn’t last long as the Necronomicon somehow gets involved and possesses Ellie. From there staple Evil Dead madness ensues, but what separates this story from others in this long-running franchise is the fact that Ellie has Children. That’s only going to elevate the hellish horror even more. While Evil Dead was having some fun with this April Fools teaser, this will in fact be a love story of sorts. The only difference is that it will be between a family desperately trying to survive the Deadites reign of terror on a Los Angeles high rise apartment building. Will love save this family or will the lack of it be their tragic downfall? Horror fans don’t have to wait too long to find out that haunting answer.

When Does Evil Dead Rise Release?

Evil Dead Rise is releasing exclusively in theaters on April 21, 2023. It premiered in March at the South By Southwest film festival to rave reviews and Rise appears to be another scary good entry in the franchise. The marketing has done a spectacular job displaying that. While horror fans anxiously wait for the Deadites to return, you can watch Rise’s new April Fools teaser full of possessive love down below.

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A new chapter in the Evil Dead series is nearly here, with Lee Cronin’s Evil Dead Rise shifting the demonic shenanigans from the deep, dark forest to a Los Angeles high-rise. The writer-director has spoken before about why Rise goes in a new direction, but in a new interview he gives more details about the decision.
Speaking to Collider, Cronin (The Hole in the Ground) explained that while he’s a confirmed Evil Dead fan, joining the franchise wasn’t something he found “overwhelming.” Instead, he said, “I was kind of excited, but I also knew what I wanted and what the guys wanted was to do something that was a little bit of departure, a little bit of a new direction. That actually brought a certain freedom. It was kind of liberating. Had I been telling a story in the cabin in the woods with Ash, I would have been absolutely terrified. But when I had the creative freedom to tell a story that I was interested in, I was at peace. It’s my favorite script I’ve ever written, my favorite screenplay. It was so much fun to write.”
Though Cronin said his on-set mantra was “Make it entertaining,” he wanted to be sure his movie was rooted in substantial themes. “When I found the heart of the characters and the family, and within that the metaphor that drives the story, I think that is always the moment for me because that inspires the choices that you then go on and make,” he said. “And even when the monstrous things happen and the behavior and some of the dialogue with those deadites, it comes out of that kind of deeper idea, that deeper fear of motherhood, how family can fall apart, looking at some of those thematic things. And also, when I felt comfortable with that, I felt like then I could just go and have a party with the horror at that point.”
The horror party—which does involve a chainsaw, if not a Campbell—starts April 21, when Evil Dead Rise hits theaters.

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Philadelphia 76ers (51-26) @ Milwaukee Bucks (55-22)

• Game Time: April 02, 2023 @ 08:00 PM EDT
• Venue: Fiserv Forum - Milwaukee, WI
• TV: Philadelphia: NBCSP, Milwaukee: BSWI
• Radio: Philadelphia: WPEN, Milwaukee: WTMJ-AM/FM
• NBA Game Summary / Charts

Matchup History

Date	Location	Result
03/04/2023	Milwaukee	Win 133-130
11/18/2022	Philadelphia	Win 110-102
10/20/2022	Philadelphia	Loss 90-88
03/29/2022	Philadelphia	Loss 118-116
02/17/2022	Milwaukee	Win 123-120

Season Stats

Team	PTS	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	FG%	3P%	FT%
76ers	115.2	40.9	25.1	7.8	4.8	12.8	0.486	0.388	0.836
Bucks	117.0	48.8	25.6	6.4	5.0	13.9	0.472	0.365	0.744

Team Leaders

	76ers	Bucks
PTS	Joel Embiid (33.0)	(31.1) Giannis Antetokounmpo
REB	Joel Embiid (10.2)	(11.8) Giannis Antetokounmpo
AST	James Harden (10.9)	(7.3) Jrue Holiday
BLK	Joel Embiid (1.71)	(2.49) Brook Lopez

Eastern Conference Standings

Rank	Team	W	L	Pct	GB	Conf	Home	Away	L10	Strk
1	Milwaukee Bucks	55	22	0.714	-	32-16	30-8	25-14	7-3	L 1
2	Boston Celtics	54	24	0.692	1.5	31-17	29-9	25-15	7-3	W 2
3	Philadelphia 76ers	51	26	0.662	4.0	31-16	28-11	23-15	6-4	W 2
4	Cleveland Cavaliers	48	30	0.615	7.5	31-17	30-9	18-21	6-4	L 2
5	New York Knicks	45	33	0.577	10.5	30-19	22-17	23-16	6-4	W 3
6	Brooklyn Nets	42	35	0.545	13.0	28-21	21-16	21-19	4-6	W 2
7	Miami Heat	41	37	0.526	14.5	21-27	26-14	15-23	5-5	W 1
8	Atlanta Hawks	38	39	0.494	17.0	24-24	22-16	16-23	4-6	L 1
9	Toronto Raptors	38	39	0.494	17.0	23-24	26-14	12-25	6-4	L 1
10	Chicago Bulls	37	40	0.481	18.0	26-23	20-18	17-22	6-4	W 1
11	Washington Wizards	34	43	0.442	21.0	20-28	18-20	16-23	3-7	L 1
12	Indiana Pacers	34	44	0.436	21.5	23-25	20-19	14-25	3-7	W 1
13	Orlando Magic	33	44	0.429	22.0	19-28	19-19	14-25	6-4	W 1
14	Charlotte Hornets	26	52	0.333	29.5	14-35	13-25	13-27	4-6	L 1
15	Detroit Pistons	16	61	0.208	39.0	7-40	9-30	7-31	1-9	L 8

League Scoreboard

Away	Score	Home	Status
Toronto Raptors	-	Charlotte Hornets	1:00 pm ET
Utah Jazz	-	Brooklyn Nets	3:30 pm ET
Memphis Grizzlies	-	Chicago Bulls	3:30 pm ET
Portland Trail Blazers	-	Minnesota Timberwolves	3:30 pm ET
Dallas Mavericks	-	Atlanta Hawks	6:00 pm ET
Washington Wizards	-	New York Knicks	6:00 pm ET
Detroit Pistons	-	Orlando Magic	6:00 pm ET
San Antonio Spurs	-	Sacramento Kings	6:00 pm ET
Los Angeles Lakers	-	Houston Rockets	7:00 pm ET
Phoenix Suns	-	Oklahoma City Thunder	7:00 pm ET
Indiana Pacers	-	Cleveland Cavaliers	8:00 pm ET
Golden State Warriors	-	Denver Nuggets	8:30 pm ET

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Been to most of the tourist spots such as Hollywood, Hollywood sign had nice views from the top, Disneyland in Anaheim, Santa Monica, Venice Beach, DTLA and the Fairfax area. Looking for underrated places to visit or hike, so far I'm thinking of visiting 6th Street Bridge to take photos, maybe Orange County and Ascot Hills Park. Anything else to add to the list?

I love being in other people's business, so it only feels fair to share mine. Here's some representation for the more average people.
Demographics

• Gender: F
• Race/Ethnicity: Filipino
• Residence: LA County
• Income Bracket: lower middle class
• Type of School: public
• Hooks (Recruited Athlete, URM, First-Gen, Geographic, Legacy, etc.): First-Gen

Intended Major(s): sociology, journalism, media studies, communications
Academics

• GPA (UW/W): 4.513/4.00
• Rank (or percentile): 8/350-400
• # of Honors/AP/IB/Dual Enrollment/etc.: 5 Honors, 5 APs, 2 DEs
• Senior Year Course Load: Dual Enrollment ASL 1 & 2, Dual Enrollment English 1A & 1C, AP US Gov & Pol / H Economics, Sociology, Probability and Statistics, TA for Psychology

Standardized Testing

• AP Scores: AP Calc AB (4), AP Psych (5), AP World (5), AP Eng Lang (5), AP US Gov + Pol - not taken yet
• I took no standardized tests

Extracurriculars/Activities
List all extracurricular involvements, including leadership roles, time commitments, major achievements, etc.

1. Gender and Sexuality Acceptance Club - Secretary all 4 years, 1-3 hours a week, held inclusivity events on campus every year, hoisted Pride flag on campus, made gender-neutral restrooms more accessible to students
2. Los Angeles County Elections - a few days, 30-40ish hours, election volunteer work
3. Altar Serving - 3 years, 1 hour a week
4. National Alliance on Mental Illness - 3 years as club-member, created health and wellness room, decorates campus for awareness events,
5. Zine Club - 1 year President, created a school zine for students as an artistic outlet

Awards/Honors
List all awards and honors submitted on your application

1. Excellence in Class Rank - 11th grade, rank top ten in GPA
2. Principal's Honor Roll - 9th-11th, at or above a GPA of 4.00
3. AP Scholar with Honor - 11th, score at least a 3.25 on all their AP tests and score a 3 or higher on at least four exams.

Letters of Recommendation
None
Interviews
None
Essays
I basically only applied to UCs and Cal States, so these are all PIQs
Creative Side: basically my creative side was being argumentative and enjoying debate, I transitioned that into a love for writing and how it tied into my advocacy in GSA.
Educational Barrier: I wrote about my parent's turbulent relationship and how my mother moved back to the Philippines in the middle of my Junior year. I centered it around my emotional distance and stoicism and how my mom moving impacted me to be more open and honest with my emotions, improving my school life/academics and my personal life
Subject that Inspires Me: English, I wrote about my lifelong love for literature and storytelling of all formats. I discussed how my core passion for storytelling is related to other extracurriculars I did not list like drama/theater and personal writing; I related it to my other classes like Psych and Soc, also tied it into how necessary storytelling is for advocacy and it changes culture.
Strong Candidate for UCs: Despite having a small list of extracurriculars, I exemplified how extremely dedicated I am to the clubs and passions I do participate in.
Decisions (indicate ED/EA/REA/SCEA/RD)
Acceptances:

• UC Riverside Soc + Honors
• UC Davis Soc + Honors - Commited
• UC Berkeley Soc
• Cal Poly Pomona Multimedia Journalism + Honors College
• Cal State LA Journalism + Honors College
• San Francisco State Soc
• San Jose State Soc

Waitlists:

• UC Santa Cruz Soc

Rejections:

• none

Additional Information:
Berkeley has been my dream school since middle school, but as I grew up I just assumed I wouldn't be able to get in but I did! I'm going to Davis primarily because of I got more aid there and a better school culture. Admissions are rough for everyone, but we did it's all mostly over and I'm proud of everyone here :)

These posts are as much for me as they are for you. So please feel free to reply with your suggestions for what to watch, and make a case for any game to be considered 'must watch', in which case I will bold it. The time zone used to sort games was LIS (Lisbon) time zone, so no, the game is not on a wrong date.
Monday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
19:45 / 14:45	US Sassuolo vs Torino	Serie A
20:00 / 15:00	Everton vs Tottenham Hotspur	Premier League
20:00 / 15:00	Valencia vs Rayo Vallecano	La Liga

Tuesday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
17:00 / 12:00	Eintracht Frankfurt vs 1. FC Union Berlin	DFB Pokal	Quarter-finals
19:15 / 14:15	FC Basel vs Young Boys	Schweizer Cup	Semi-finals
19:45 / 14:45	Bayern München vs SC Freiburg	DFB Pokal	Quarter-finals
20:00 / 15:00	Chelsea vs Liverpool	Premier League
20:00 / 15:00	Juventus vs Internazionale	Coppa Italia	Semi-finals
23:00 / 18:00	The Strongest vs River Plate	Copa Libertadores	Group D

Wednesday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
03:00 / 22:00	Millonarios vs Defensa y Justicia	Copa Sudamericana	Group F
17:00 / 12:00	1. FC Nürnberg vs VfB Stuttgart	DFB Pokal	Quarter-finals
17:30 / 12:30	Aris vs Panathinaikos	Super League Greece
18:30 / 13:30	Galatasaray vs İstanbul Başakşehir	Türkiye Kupası	Quarter-finals
19:00 / 14:00	Feyenoord vs Ajax	KNVB Beker	Semi-finals
19:00 / 14:00	Olympiacos vs PAOK	Super League Greece
19:45 / 14:45	RB Leipzig vs Borussia Dortmund	DFB Pokal	Quarter-finals
20:00 / 15:00	Manchester United vs Brentford	Premier League
20:00 / 15:00	Barcelona vs Real Madrid	Copa del Rey	Semi-finals
20:10 / 15:10	Nantes vs Olympique Lyonnais	Coupe de France	Semi-finals
20:15 / 15:15	Gil Vicente vs Sporting Clube de Portugal	Liga Portugal

Thursday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
03:00 / 22:00	Vancouver Whitecaps vs Los Angeles FC	CONCACAF Champions League	Quarter-finals
19:30 / 14:30	Sturm Graz vs LASK Linz	ÖFB-Cup	Semi-finals

Friday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
18:00 / 13:00	Benfica vs FC Porto	Liga Portugal
20:00 / 15:00	Lens vs RC Strasbourg	Ligue 1
20:00 / 15:00	AC Milan vs Empoli	Serie A
20:00 / 15:00	Sevilla vs Celta Vigo	La Liga
20:30 / 15:30	Boavista vs Vitória de Guimarães	Liga Portugal

Saturday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
12:00 / 07:00	Hamburger SV vs Hannover 96	2. Bundesliga
12:30 / 07:30	Manchester United vs Everton	Premier League
12:30 / 07:30	Celtic vs Rangers	Scottish Premiership
14:30 / 09:30	Bayer 04 Leverkusen vs Eintracht Frankfurt	Bundesliga
14:30 / 09:30	Borussia Dortmund vs 1. FC Union Berlin	Bundesliga
14:30 / 09:30	SC Freiburg vs Bayern München	Bundesliga
17:30 / 12:30	Southampton vs Manchester City	Premier League
19:45 / 14:45	Lazio vs Juventus	Serie A
20:00 / 15:00	OGC Nice vs Paris Saint-Germain	Ligue 1
20:00 / 15:00	Real Madrid vs Villarreal	La Liga

Sunday

Time (LIS / LIS -5)	Match	Competition	Round
12:00 / 07:00	Olympique Lyonnais vs Stade Rennais	Ligue 1
14:30 / 09:30	Borussia Mönchengladbach vs VfL Wolfsburg	Bundesliga
15:15 / 10:15	Real Betis vs Cádiz CF	La Liga
15:15 / 10:15	SD Eibar vs Levante	Segunda División
16:00 / 11:00	AEK Athens vs Aris	Super League Greece
16:30 / 11:30	Liverpool vs Arsenal	Premier League
18:00 / 13:00	Casa Pia vs Sporting Clube de Portugal	Liga Portugal
19:00 / 14:00	Panathinaikos vs Olympiacos	Super League Greece
20:00 / 15:00	Rayo Vallecano vs Atlético Madrid	La Liga

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