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The next day was bright and sunny. I managed to sleep in despite the multiple people moving about early in the morning. I always made it a habit to sleep late on weekends and get up extra early during the week.
I woke up around ten o clock in the morning on a Sunday; that wasn’t abnormal; my family was neither religious nor strict on waking up early (unless there was vengeance to be gained in waking someone early). What was abnormal was that I woke up with someone sitting on my bed. My eyes didn’t open all the way the first time, but they opened enough for me to tell that there was someone there. I checked my surroundings: the door was shut and they were just sitting there, not disturbing my room or me. I didn’t want to invade their head, for fear it was Juliet. I had already promised myself I wouldn’t push into her mind. I decided to just wake up; it was the only way I could find out without risking my principles. Opening my eyes, I grinned at Katy. She was dressed in her pajamas, a pair of loose fitting blue plaid pants and a nice big Winnie the Pooh t shirt that hung low on one shoulder. I jumped into her head to make sure and was satisfied to discover that it was my lovely sister, the sister I had kissed the night before. When she saw my eyes open she smiled down at me and stretched out on the bed, placing her face beside mine.
“Morning sleepy head.” She giggled and pecked me on the lips. “You know, I bet it’s much warmed under the blanket than it is out here…”
“Well why don’t you come in and see.” I pushed the blanket down and watched in mild amazement as her knees bent up and nearly touched her chin before her feet slipped under the blanket. Her ass and legs, despite being covered in the thin material of her PJs, were incredibly sexy. As her legs began to extend again, I reached out and placed a hand on the underside of her thigh, stroking up to her ass and around. She giggled again and slipped under the blanket, snuggling incredibly close to me as she got comfortable. Her arms reached up and encircled my neck as our lips met. Her leg arced up and across my waist, the feel of her thin pants rubbing between us arousing me ever so slightly. Still, however slight it was, Katy noticed the rise in my dick as it pressed against her crotch.
“Ooh… little brother certainly has grown a pair recently! Mmmm… that feels good, Terry.” We kissed and rubbed each other for a few minutes, enjoying the company. Finally I decided I couldn’t stand it anymore; I pulled off her shirt and tossed it, stroking and caressing her breasts as her nipples tightened. She moaned as I took one of her sensitive points between my lips and suckled hard, almost wishing milk would come out. Her fingers ran through my hair and dragged her nails on my scalp, tantalizing my skin. My hands began to roam from her tits, down into her bottoms. She giggled and moaned as my hands found her thighs. “God yes, make me want your cock…”
“Baby you already wanted it; all I can do is make you need it.” She laughed out loud and kissed me for that, a full on make out session. Our tongues danced in one another’s’ mouths as our kiss grew more and more… carnal. My hands roamed faster, her breathing grew shorter and rougher. Finally my fingers found her wet slit and probed at her labia, making her groan and beg me for more. Finally I pulled away from her lips, gave each of her nipples a hard kiss, and slid her bottoms down to her ankles as I slid down the bed. Kissing my way back up her bare, sexy legs, I made a resolution to keep Katy safe from the others should she decide to be kinder to me.
“God, Terrance, you may be a god in bed, but you take an awfully long time…!” Hearing her words, I slowed, kissing her knees each and then moving my way up her creamy thighs. I kissed so slowly, to teasingly, that she reached down and grabbed my hair to pull my face to her crotch. I buried my face in her sex and pushed my tongue inside of her. Judging from the sharp intake of breath, she hadn’t had anything inside of her for a long while. Pushing two fingers into her slit, I rubbed my tongue against her clit, forcing her to whine like a wounded animal as her body rippled in intense pleasure. I pulled back and slid up her body, keeping as much physical contact between us as I could, and kissed her as I pushed my head against her glistening lips. Her legs spread and clenched around my hips, letting me know she was ready but giving me the ability to pull back or forward as needed. Pushing against her sex, we both groaned; she was sooo tight. I knew that she was a virgin, but the unexpected resistance was… difficult. The head of my dick slipped inside of her and stretched her, nearly tearing her in half. I could see a mixture of pain and intense pleasure on her face and smiled as I put more force behind my shaft. I wanted her to feel a little bit of pain; she had been quite a bitch for a very long time. Even if we were now lovers, that didn’t mean she got a free pass.
“Fu… Terry, go sloweeeeeerrrrrrr… goo- go- good GOD! Fuck… wait, please…” I didn’t stop, just kept pressing more and more of my cock inside of her sweet hole. I felt her hymen and pushed harder, breaking through it and making her squeak at the unexpected pain. But still I pushed. She came very close to screaming, and I loved every second of it. Finally I got a decent way inside of her; far enough, at least, that I decided to stop and retreat. She sighed and pulled me down for a kiss, clawing at my back as she forced her tongue into my mouth. I had forced her to take six or so inches of cock, breaking her hymen and stretching her hard. When only the head of my swollen cock remained inside of her, I pushed back into her. This time she moaned and arched her hips to the intrusion, loving every second of it. Pushing and pulling back in tiny increments, I pushed closer and closer to orgasm. Finally she tensed up and wrapped her legs around my waist as she came. I felt liquid spray against my crotch and grinned down at her trembling, writhing form and pushed harder, filling her with one long stroke and making her cum again. This time I pressed against the portion of her sex that I hadn’t filled and split her open again, making her scream and squeal and cum. I never managed to fill her all the way; with an inch left to go she came a third time and I felt my balls tighten and burn with pleasure as I grunted and filled her hot body with my cum. She groaned as she was finally released from the never-ending line of orgasms and set her hips back on the bed as I pulled out and collapsed onto the bed beside her.
“God why didn’t I do that sooner…” Katy rolled over and put her head in the how of my neck and placed a hand on my chest. I smiled and dropped mine on top of hers.
“Because I was your pathetic little brother no one liked.” Katy laughed.
“Yeah I guess that is true… But you weren’t ever pathetic. They made you seem like it, but you never were.” Turning my head and looking into her eyes a felt real, brotherly love for her. All I’d ever wanted was recognition and appreciation. She’d given me so much more right then. I felt bad that I’d hurt her. I searched her mind but the only sensation she felt was soreness and leftover pleasure. I stroked a bit of hair from her face and kissed her.
“We need to get cleaned up and you need to get out of here. No one can know about this.”
“That’s obvious, Terry. God, it’s gonna be hard though. I’m going to be in a lot of pain for the next week. I don’t know where you got that piece of steel, baby brother; Dad’s a bit too shy to have given you that.” I gaped at her until she laughed and looked sheepish. “What? I peeked on Mommy and Daddy a few times! It was just curiosity, god… Like you never tried to sneak a peek of me and Kathy in the shower?”
“Nope. Not you or Mom or little baby Clare either. I’ve kept my little excursions out of the family, unlike you and Kathy. I wonder how Mom and Dad would react to you guys sleeping together to get rid of that little itch…” She slapped me playfully and pushed me off the bed.
“Never peeked my ass!”
“You were loud and we shared a floor. You forget, this house has soundproofing, the last one didn’t.” She blushed and buried her face in my pillows as she laughed and cried at the same time. I sat beside her and held her.
“We… We never found a guy who would last. Hell, the ones that did either had some creepy thing or were a bit… small… God we were awful people! We just needed someone who could do something a bit more, and we had one another… Kathy brought up you once, and we considered it, but then we noticed how much you hated us and how much you stayed out of the house; we knew we would never get you unless we were nicer, and that would just make you think something was wrong.” She sobbed into my shoulder and I listened. I can’t say that it wasn’t true; I did hate them. I still did a little bit. What little brother doesn’t at some point despise his sister if they go to the same school?
“Hey, it’s alright. Things are going to get better, Kate. Hey, calm down. Hey!” She looked up at me, eyes red around the edges from crying. She sniffed and calmed down. “Kate, I care about you okay? But you have to understand a few things; can you listen for a bit and just let me talk?”
She nodded and I pulled the covers to her, making a little cocoon against the cool air.
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With 3 days to go until Halloween, Taylor was planning on hitting at least one party in those 3 nights. Hitting more than one would be tough because of her dad making her get a job to help her have some spending money while he paid for school. Thursday night was perfect because she was done with work at 7 and she didn't have any classes on Friday.
She drove back to dorm where her friend Abby picked her up. Abby was her best friend during elementary school but she was a year older than Taylor. When Abby went to high school they grew apart but had renewed their friendship since Taylor started college.
They arrived at the party and Taylor immediately went for the beer. She wasn't big on dressing up but Abby was. Taylor was wearing a thin dress a little tight around the hips and chest. Abby was dressed as a sexy French maid at her boyfriend’s request. She couldn't pull it off very well because she is a sort of thick girl with too much of a belly to even pull off anything sexy.
It was a warm night so Taylor took drinks in both hands and headed outside. Taylor isn't shy with her alcohol and didn't waste any time drinking it down this night. She talked to everyone and flirted around some. She did this at every party she attended and was making quite a few friends this way.
Around 11 she started taking some shots with some guys who highly encouraged it. Before anyone knew it she was standing on top of the pool table dancing her ass off. Everyone was standing around cheering.
"Take it off," one of the guys yelled.
She slowly eased down one side of her dress one side of her shirt up revealing her left tit as she danced on to the music. The boys who rented the house weren’t too happy with her standing on their pool table so two of them grabbed her and carried her to the couch. She kicked around for a minute and someone grabbed her foot.
"Watch it there pretty lady," said an incredibly sexy voice.
She stopped kicking long enough to take a looks.
"Sorry, I didn't mean too. I'm a little drunk," she said as she leaned over to him.
He was a very cute guy. Clean shaven, dark hair, and very well built. He looked her in the eyes for a moment and she went for it. His dark green eyes were too much for here. As she kissed his lips he managed to get out some words.
"I'm David," he said.
"Taylor," was all she got out.
She kissed him down his neck and to his shoulder. She then returned to his mouth where she kissed him passionately. Standing up, she took his hand and led him to the middle of the room where many people were dancing. She danced all around him in every way possible. Grinding her ass against his cock she felt it rock hard. She danced leading the way all the way to the couch. As he sat down she started her own little dance. As she turned she sat her ass down right in his lap.
Leaning back she whispered, "Ever had a lap dance?"
"A couple," he answered, "but I will have another."
She started dancing, mainly grinding her ass on his crotch. She could feel the bulge in his pants starting to get even harder. She turned and startled him lifting her skirt back, almost reveling her ass to the crowd gathering in the behind them. She kissed him as she adjusted her crotch onto the bulge of his pants. As she adjusted she started rocking her hips and grabbing her tits. Once she found a slow rhythm, she reached to each shoulder lowering the straps, lifting her arms out of them. She then grabbed the top pulling it down and setting her large beautiful tits free.
David reached behind her pulling her breasts to his face. He took each nipple in his mouth and suck them gently. Taylor leaned back a bit and shook her tits all over his face. With everyone yelling and cheering Taylor got off his lap and crawled down on her knees in front of David. She grabbed his belt unbuckling it in a hurry. David gave her some help with the button and she unzipped him. Reaching her hand inside his pants she brought out the most beautiful cock she had ever seen. He was so hard. She gazed in amazement at his 7 inch shaft as it stood at attention waiting for her. She started to stroke it slowly leaning over to lick the tip.
Taylor then gazed up at him with a grin, let go and took his whole cock in her mouth. Her head bobbed up and down swiftly as she paused ever so often to suck the tip. She pulled her mouth off to stroke his cock slowly again. She leaned in wrapping her large beautiful tits around his cock making it disappear. She bounced up and down, her tits fucking his cock like it was all that mattered. Many people had gathered around and were screaming and cheering. A couple of guys had even taken it on themselves to take a handful of her ass or give it a good slap.
Making sure not to make him cum, she stood up and pushed her dress down her body and over her hips to the floor. David reached up and pulled her bright green thong down. She reached down pulling David’s pants down to his ankles and off while David pulled his shirt off. She straddled him again sitting over his cock waiting for it to enter. David grabbed his cock and pointed it straight up. Taylor sat down slowly taking his whole cock in. She started bouncing up and down at a steady pace. Taylor squeezed her tits together and held them firmly. She rode him both bouncing up and down and riding him back and forth.
David slowed her and pushed her up off of his cock and slide out from under her. He pushed her onto her knees on the couch with her elbows on the back. David stood behind her and quickly rammed his cock deep inside her pussy.
“Fuck me harder David,” she screamed.
“Fuck her good dude,” yelled one of the girls in the back ground.
And all at once as David fucked her from behind she saw someone walk around the couch she knew very well. The cutest and best built guy she had seen since she started college. She had two classes with him,
Todd. Todd walked up to her leaned over and kissed her on the lips. He then pulled off his jumpsuit he was wearing, dressed as a prisoner. He dropped his underwear to the floor. Out came the biggest cock she had ever laid eyes on. It had to be 8 and a half or 9 inches. She just grinned grabbing his cock and guiding it to her mouth. She didn’t have to move much as David was fucking her in a way her mouth moved up and down her Todd’s shaft.
Taylor sucked as long as she could stand it. She pulled Todd’s cock out of her mouth and David’s cock right out of her pussy. She pulled Todd over the couch as she lay down on her back. David was very irritated watch Todd take his very large dick inside her pussy. He pushed slowly at first.
“Oh my God, it’s so big. Slower,” she screamed.
Todd finally got his cock buried all the way into her pussy and started pumping slowly.
“Now fuck my like you mean it. Fuck me with your big cock,” she shouted.
Todd with his hands on her legs pushing them back into her chest Todd fucked her as fast as his body would allow. David approached again this time stoking his own cock. He stroked very fast. Placing his cock directly in front of her face he let out a moan spewing his cum all over her face and in her mouth. Todd kept fucking away at her as she screamed in pleasure. Todd bucked his hips a few more good times and let out a moan himself slowing his stroke to a slow pump. With Todd’s cum dripping out of her pussy, Taylor relaxed catching her breathe before passing out on the couch. Abby and her boyfriend Scott cleaned her up and carried her back to her room. The next day she couldn’t remember much except that she had the best sex she had ever had. College is great for Taylor.
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2022.11.16 20:41 500ironicstories Museum of Fakes

Audio version of the story
Scarlett’s trip home for her mother’s birthday was filled with catch-up visits to old friends and extended family members. Scarlett was also sure to visit Mr. Traiger at what she considered the most interesting place in Morristown – the Museum of Fakes.
While most museums prided themselves on authenticity, the Museum of Fakes was a fun, creative look at some of history’s lost and unknown treasures. Even though the place was not very big, it was filled to the brim with artifacts. The place stayed in business because it was on the road between Baltimore and Gettysburg. The area was crawling with tourists interested in history and some of them stopped for a walk through the museum.
TripAdvisor ratings were generally excellent, but occasionally a visitor would leave a review that showed they did not get the joke about everything being fake. Some of the confused visitors wondered why there was not more security and how the place could afford a sculpture by Michelangelo.
Scarlett had worked at the museum all through high school. The owner, Owen Traiger, always had a half-dozen teenagers taking money at the door, leading tours, or dusting exhibits. Scarlett always volunteered to lead tours with any kids in the group. She loved the look of complete wonder on their faces as they stared at huge, fake diamonds and piles of fake gold coins.
The Museum of Fakes inspired Scarlett’s studies at the University of Maryland. She had finished her master’s degree in Art History a year earlier and was now working at the Carnegie Museum in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
“It’s definitely not as fun as this place,” she said to Mr. Traiger after dropping in at the Museum of Fakes.
“I always knew you would go on to great things,” said Mr. Traiger, admiring Scarlett with his bright, smiling eyes. “How long will you be here?”
“I drive back to Pittsburgh on Sunday night.”
“Will you come back on Saturday after we close? I have something very special to show you.”
“You can’t show me now?”
“Not with other people around.”
The wrinkles in Mr. Traiger’s face had grown deeper since the last time Scarlett had seen him. She could tell the Saturday visit was hugely important to him. She agreed to cancel dinner plans with her cousins so she could return.
When Scarlett arrived back at the museum that weekend, two of its young employees were headed out the door, intending on locking it behind them. Scarlett slipped into the room that served as the lobby and souvenir shop. She chuckled when she saw they still sold the same T-shirt design which read, “I kept it real at the Museum of Fakes.”
Mr. Traiger shuffled up behind her, dressed in the same combination of khaki slacks, white shirt, and tie that he always wore. Scarlett suspected it was his attempt to look like an archeology professor. With a little encouragement, he surely could have pulled out a whip and fedora hat to complete his Indiana Jones costume.
“Thank you so much for coming back, Scarlett. I didn’t want any extra ears around when I tell you what I need to tell you.”
“It was no problem, Mr. Traiger.”
“Why don’t you call me Owen? You seem too grown up to call me Mr. Traiger anymore.”
Scarlett laughed. “I don’t think I can do that. Too much of a habit.”
“Whatever you want. I know all about habits.” Mr. Traiger motioned toward the door that led into the museum’s first display room. “I need to show and tell you something. I’ve been waiting to do it for a long time. Let’s take a walk through the museum.”
Scarlett followed Mr. Traiger along the path she knew very well. The museum was laid out so that visitors had to pass through each room to get back to the lobby. The first stop on the tour was a room called Relics.
Mr. Traiger tried to keep the museum clean and tidy, but he did not have a big budget for lighting or display cases. In the Relics Room, items sat in clear plastic boxes raised three to four feet off the floor. A printed poster hung below each item, explaining what it was supposed to be. Scarlett’s favorite relics were the gold burial masks imagined to have come from royal tombs in Egypt and South America. She also loved the green jade dragon, something which might have come from the palace of the first Chinese emperor. Next to the dragon was the Spear of Destiny, supposedly used at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, giving it supernatural powers.
Some relics hung directly on the walls instead of being held in plastic boxes. A thick rope strung between metal posts on the floor kept visitors from getting too close to anything. Scarlett remembered people complaining about being too far away to read the posters. When she was leading a tour, she would often need to stop and provide short descriptions of the objects.
Scarlett noticed the worn walking path in the carpet and the stained overhead ceiling tiles. The room was not as brightly lit as those she had become used to at the Carnegie Museum. She chuckled to herself at how tightly the relics were packed together. Real museums would use a room ten times as large to display the same number of items.
“You were the best employee I ever had, you know,” said Mr. Traiger as he and Scarlett strolled through the Relics Room. “I kept an eye on you. You were always full of positive energy. And I could trust you with anything. Did you know I was testing you?”
“You were? How?”
“Sometimes I would leave money out on the counter where I knew you would find it. You always put it back in the cash register. One time I put too much money in your paycheck. You came right back and made me correct it.”
Scarlett laughed. “I remember that. That was on purpose? Why would you do that?”
“To see what you valued the most. From everything I know, you’re a person who says what she means and means what she says.”
Scarlett smiled at the compliment. “Thanks, Mr. Traiger. I didn’t know you were watching so closely.”
Mr. Traiger returned Scarlett’s smile and gestured toward the entrance to the next room, simply called Paintings. The room was the longest in the museum but quite narrow. Paintings, supposedly from the greatest artists in history, hung on both sides of a roped-off walkway. Missing or unknow pictures from Rembrandt and Leonardo da Vinci hung right next to those done by more recent painters like Monet and Picasso.
Coming face to face with all the paintings again, Scarlett was struck by how good they looked. She had examined real paintings by the same artists up close and from the rope line she could see no difference in quality. She had always wondered who had produced the fakes but had never felt it was something she could ask Mr. Traiger. It was all part of the magic of the museum.
“Another thing I know about you is that you have a true love of art and an appreciation for history,” said Mr. Traiger, when he and Scarlett were most of the way through the Paintings Room.
“It’s what I studied in college,” said Scarlett.
“And you don’t have any regrets?”
“Oh no. I love it even more now.”
They continued their slow-motion tour of rooms filled with sculptures crammed so close together they were touching. Then they reached a room called Lost Treasures containing replicas of Black Beard’s pirate hoard and jewels once worn by kings and queens. In the Books Room, they passed by what was supposed to be a first edition Gutenberg Bible and parchment sections from Dead Sea Scrolls.
Scarlett liked the next room, called Craftworks, best of all. Two chairs sat in front of the displays for her favorite objects in the entire museum – gold and diamond covered Faberge eggs. The rope usually separating visitors from the eggs was gone.
“I thought you didn’t allow chairs in the museum so people would keep moving,” said Scarlett.
“I’m making an exception. Have a seat.”
Scarlett perched on one of the plastic chairs, feeling nervous about what might be coming next. She had anticipated Mr. Traiger showing her a new fake item he was excited about, but now it seemed like he had something much bigger on his mind.
“I’m going to tell you a secret I’ve been keeping for fifty years, if you’ll promise me never to tell anyone else.”
Scarlett looked at Mr. Traiger as if he might be kidding. After a few seconds, it was obvious that he was deadly serious. “Okay, I promise,” she said.
“You have to mean it. Swear that you’ll keep the secret.”
“Is it something illegal? Something you’ll get in trouble for?”
Mr. Traiger smiled and shook his head. “Nothing like that.”
“Okay, then I swear.”
Mr. Traiger took a long, deep breath. “All of this is real. They aren’t fakes. They’re real.”
Scarlett smiled to show she appreciated his joke, but to her surprise, Mr. Traiger did not smile back. He simply stared and studied her face.
“What do you mean they’re real?” Scarlett asked. “How could they be?”
Mr. Traiger stood up and stepped to a clear box holding one of the Faberge eggs. He lifted the lid, picked up the egg, and handed it to Scarlett. “I know you’ve been partial to these. Take a closer look and tell me that one isn’t real.”
It was the first time Scarlett had actually handled any of the items in the museum. She had assumed the eggs were only plastic shells covered in gold paint and glass beads, but what she was holding was very heavy. She leaned her eyes close. Everything she had learned about art told her the egg was made from real gold covered in real diamonds. The designs over the surface were so intricate that only a master craftsman could have made them.
“This is impossible. How could this be here? It’s worth millions and millions of dollars.” Scarlett’s voice trailed off as she stared at the egg.
Mr. Traiger nodded his head. “Think of what a Rembrandt painting is worth.”
Scarlett was too stunned to say more than, “But how?”
“When I was your age, this museum and this building were a lot different. My dad started it to preserve local history. He put me in charge, and it was barely surviving. Then one day the strangest old man I ever met walked in. You might think I’m eccentric, but I’ve got nothing on him. He had a room in a hotel but preferred to sleep in the woods. He came in every day for a month, quizzing me on history and asking if I was a man of my world.
Finally, he told me his secret. He was fabulously wealthy and had traveled the world, collecting its greatest treasures. He would give it all to me instead of a big museum under one condition. I had to keep it all together and I couldn’t sell any of it.”
Scarlett was still clutching the egg. She had a million questions but the only one she could manage was, “Why you?”
“I don’t know. I’ll never know. But it was too good of an offer to refuse. I gave him my promise and I’m a man of my word. Suddenly I had the greatest museum in the world. It’s all still together. Nothing’s been sold.”
“Then why tell everyone it’s fake?”
“I realized I couldn’t keep it safe if everyone thought it was real. I would have had a robbery every night. I didn’t have money for security guards or locking vaults. But no one wants to steal a fake. It was the only way to protect it while showing it to the world.”
“You never told anybody else?”
“Never.”
“So why are you telling me?”
“I don’t have many years left. I don’t have any children. This museum is like my child, and I need someone to take care of it. I was hoping that someone would be you.”
“Oh Mr. Traiger, I don’t know what to say.” The initial surprise of the secret was beginning to wear off and Scarlett’s mind raced with all the possibilities for the collection. “If I was to take over, maybe we could sell a few things without you breaking your promise. And then we could build a huge museum with state-of-the-art security.”
Mr. Traiger frowned and shook his head. “I’m afraid I’ve gotten attached to all of it, just like the strange man who passed it on to me. If I give it to you, you’d have to promise to keep it all together. No sales allowed.”
“Okay, well there’s a lot of things we could still do. Maybe borrow some money. We could sell a lot of tickets once people found out. This would go viral for sure.”
“I’m afraid big museums survive on big donations and endowments, not ticket sales.”
“We could find people to help. I know we could. Any one of the things in here would be the centerpiece of any other museum in the world. It’s like we’re surrounded by billions of dollars.”
Mr. Traiger nodded. “It is amazing and an amazing burden. I want you to think about it before giving me your answer. But don’t think too long. I’m an old man without a lot of time to figure out a Plan B.”
Scarlett’s whole body shook as she walked out of the museum and into the surrounding twilight. Her immediate impulse was to agree to anything Mr. Traiger wanted. She had already decided to devote her life to art and history. Why not surround herself with the greatest history collection in the world?
The farther she walked along the abandoned streets of Morristown, the more she felt the burden Mr. Traiger had warned about. She could make all kinds of grand plans for the collection, but there was a good chance they would not work out. She could end up an obscure slave to the collection, surrounded by a crumbling building, just like Owen Traiger. Was that better or worse than being an obscure employee at the Carnegie Museum?
Scarlett walked alone a good chunk of the night and throughout Sunday. She did not drive back to Pittsburgh. By Monday morning she had reached a decision and wanted to tell Mr. Traiger right away. She arrived at the Museum of Fakes before he had opened the door.
“My life has never reached a fork in the road like this one,” Scarlett said to him.
“No, it hasn’t,” he replied. “What’s it going to be?”
Scarlett summoned the courage to give him an answer and then said, “I think we better talk inside, away from any listening ears.”
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2022.11.16 20:40 500ironicstories Museum of Fakes

Audio version of the story
Scarlett’s trip home for her mother’s birthday was filled with catch-up visits to old friends and extended family members. Scarlett was also sure to visit Mr. Traiger at what she considered the most interesting place in Morristown – the Museum of Fakes.
While most museums prided themselves on authenticity, the Museum of Fakes was a fun, creative look at some of history’s lost and unknown treasures. Even though the place was not very big, it was filled to the brim with artifacts. The place stayed in business because it was on the road between Baltimore and Gettysburg. The area was crawling with tourists interested in history and some of them stopped for a walk through the museum.
TripAdvisor ratings were generally excellent, but occasionally a visitor would leave a review that showed they did not get the joke about everything being fake. Some of the confused visitors wondered why there was not more security and how the place could afford a sculpture by Michelangelo.
Scarlett had worked at the museum all through high school. The owner, Owen Traiger, always had a half-dozen teenagers taking money at the door, leading tours, or dusting exhibits. Scarlett always volunteered to lead tours with any kids in the group. She loved the look of complete wonder on their faces as they stared at huge, fake diamonds and piles of fake gold coins.
The Museum of Fakes inspired Scarlett’s studies at the University of Maryland. She had finished her master’s degree in Art History a year earlier and was now working at the Carnegie Museum in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
“It’s definitely not as fun as this place,” she said to Mr. Traiger after dropping in at the Museum of Fakes.
“I always knew you would go on to great things,” said Mr. Traiger, admiring Scarlett with his bright, smiling eyes. “How long will you be here?”
“I drive back to Pittsburgh on Sunday night.”
“Will you come back on Saturday after we close? I have something very special to show you.”
“You can’t show me now?”
“Not with other people around.”
The wrinkles in Mr. Traiger’s face had grown deeper since the last time Scarlett had seen him. She could tell the Saturday visit was hugely important to him. She agreed to cancel dinner plans with her cousins so she could return.
When Scarlett arrived back at the museum that weekend, two of its young employees were headed out the door, intending on locking it behind them. Scarlett slipped into the room that served as the lobby and souvenir shop. She chuckled when she saw they still sold the same T-shirt design which read, “I kept it real at the Museum of Fakes.”
Mr. Traiger shuffled up behind her, dressed in the same combination of khaki slacks, white shirt, and tie that he always wore. Scarlett suspected it was his attempt to look like an archeology professor. With a little encouragement, he surely could have pulled out a whip and fedora hat to complete his Indiana Jones costume.
“Thank you so much for coming back, Scarlett. I didn’t want any extra ears around when I tell you what I need to tell you.”
“It was no problem, Mr. Traiger.”
“Why don’t you call me Owen? You seem too grown up to call me Mr. Traiger anymore.”
Scarlett laughed. “I don’t think I can do that. Too much of a habit.”
“Whatever you want. I know all about habits.” Mr. Traiger motioned toward the door that led into the museum’s first display room. “I need to show and tell you something. I’ve been waiting to do it for a long time. Let’s take a walk through the museum.”
Scarlett followed Mr. Traiger along the path she knew very well. The museum was laid out so that visitors had to pass through each room to get back to the lobby. The first stop on the tour was a room called Relics.
Mr. Traiger tried to keep the museum clean and tidy, but he did not have a big budget for lighting or display cases. In the Relics Room, items sat in clear plastic boxes raised three to four feet off the floor. A printed poster hung below each item, explaining what it was supposed to be. Scarlett’s favorite relics were the gold burial masks imagined to have come from royal tombs in Egypt and South America. She also loved the green jade dragon, something which might have come from the palace of the first Chinese emperor. Next to the dragon was the Spear of Destiny, supposedly used at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, giving it supernatural powers.
Some relics hung directly on the walls instead of being held in plastic boxes. A thick rope strung between metal posts on the floor kept visitors from getting too close to anything. Scarlett remembered people complaining about being too far away to read the posters. When she was leading a tour, she would often need to stop and provide short descriptions of the objects.
Scarlett noticed the worn walking path in the carpet and the stained overhead ceiling tiles. The room was not as brightly lit as those she had become used to at the Carnegie Museum. She chuckled to herself at how tightly the relics were packed together. Real museums would use a room ten times as large to display the same number of items.
“You were the best employee I ever had, you know,” said Mr. Traiger as he and Scarlett strolled through the Relics Room. “I kept an eye on you. You were always full of positive energy. And I could trust you with anything. Did you know I was testing you?”
“You were? How?”
“Sometimes I would leave money out on the counter where I knew you would find it. You always put it back in the cash register. One time I put too much money in your paycheck. You came right back and made me correct it.”
Scarlett laughed. “I remember that. That was on purpose? Why would you do that?”
“To see what you valued the most. From everything I know, you’re a person who says what she means and means what she says.”
Scarlett smiled at the compliment. “Thanks, Mr. Traiger. I didn’t know you were watching so closely.”
Mr. Traiger returned Scarlett’s smile and gestured toward the entrance to the next room, simply called Paintings. The room was the longest in the museum but quite narrow. Paintings, supposedly from the greatest artists in history, hung on both sides of a roped-off walkway. Missing or unknow pictures from Rembrandt and Leonardo da Vinci hung right next to those done by more recent painters like Monet and Picasso.
Coming face to face with all the paintings again, Scarlett was struck by how good they looked. She had examined real paintings by the same artists up close and from the rope line she could see no difference in quality. She had always wondered who had produced the fakes but had never felt it was something she could ask Mr. Traiger. It was all part of the magic of the museum.
“Another thing I know about you is that you have a true love of art and an appreciation for history,” said Mr. Traiger, when he and Scarlett were most of the way through the Paintings Room.
“It’s what I studied in college,” said Scarlett.
“And you don’t have any regrets?”
“Oh no. I love it even more now.”
They continued their slow-motion tour of rooms filled with sculptures crammed so close together they were touching. Then they reached a room called Lost Treasures containing replicas of Black Beard’s pirate hoard and jewels once worn by kings and queens. In the Books Room, they passed by what was supposed to be a first edition Gutenberg Bible and parchment sections from Dead Sea Scrolls.
Scarlett liked the next room, called Craftworks, best of all. Two chairs sat in front of the displays for her favorite objects in the entire museum – gold and diamond covered Faberge eggs. The rope usually separating visitors from the eggs was gone.
“I thought you didn’t allow chairs in the museum so people would keep moving,” said Scarlett.
“I’m making an exception. Have a seat.”
Scarlett perched on one of the plastic chairs, feeling nervous about what might be coming next. She had anticipated Mr. Traiger showing her a new fake item he was excited about, but now it seemed like he had something much bigger on his mind.
“I’m going to tell you a secret I’ve been keeping for fifty years, if you’ll promise me never to tell anyone else.”
Scarlett looked at Mr. Traiger as if he might be kidding. After a few seconds, it was obvious that he was deadly serious. “Okay, I promise,” she said.
“You have to mean it. Swear that you’ll keep the secret.”
“Is it something illegal? Something you’ll get in trouble for?”
Mr. Traiger smiled and shook his head. “Nothing like that.”
“Okay, then I swear.”
Mr. Traiger took a long, deep breath. “All of this is real. They aren’t fakes. They’re real.”
Scarlett smiled to show she appreciated his joke, but to her surprise, Mr. Traiger did not smile back. He simply stared and studied her face.
“What do you mean they’re real?” Scarlett asked. “How could they be?”
Mr. Traiger stood up and stepped to a clear box holding one of the Faberge eggs. He lifted the lid, picked up the egg, and handed it to Scarlett. “I know you’ve been partial to these. Take a closer look and tell me that one isn’t real.”
It was the first time Scarlett had actually handled any of the items in the museum. She had assumed the eggs were only plastic shells covered in gold paint and glass beads, but what she was holding was very heavy. She leaned her eyes close. Everything she had learned about art told her the egg was made from real gold covered in real diamonds. The designs over the surface were so intricate that only a master craftsman could have made them.
“This is impossible. How could this be here? It’s worth millions and millions of dollars.” Scarlett’s voice trailed off as she stared at the egg.
Mr. Traiger nodded his head. “Think of what a Rembrandt painting is worth.”
Scarlett was too stunned to say more than, “But how?”
“When I was your age, this museum and this building were a lot different. My dad started it to preserve local history. He put me in charge, and it was barely surviving. Then one day the strangest old man I ever met walked in. You might think I’m eccentric, but I’ve got nothing on him. He had a room in a hotel but preferred to sleep in the woods. He came in every day for a month, quizzing me on history and asking if I was a man of my world.
Finally, he told me his secret. He was fabulously wealthy and had traveled the world, collecting its greatest treasures. He would give it all to me instead of a big museum under one condition. I had to keep it all together and I couldn’t sell any of it.”
Scarlett was still clutching the egg. She had a million questions but the only one she could manage was, “Why you?”
“I don’t know. I’ll never know. But it was too good of an offer to refuse. I gave him my promise and I’m a man of my word. Suddenly I had the greatest museum in the world. It’s all still together. Nothing’s been sold.”
“Then why tell everyone it’s fake?”
“I realized I couldn’t keep it safe if everyone thought it was real. I would have had a robbery every night. I didn’t have money for security guards or locking vaults. But no one wants to steal a fake. It was the only way to protect it while showing it to the world.”
“You never told anybody else?”
“Never.”
“So why are you telling me?”
“I don’t have many years left. I don’t have any children. This museum is like my child, and I need someone to take care of it. I was hoping that someone would be you.”
“Oh Mr. Traiger, I don’t know what to say.” The initial surprise of the secret was beginning to wear off and Scarlett’s mind raced with all the possibilities for the collection. “If I was to take over, maybe we could sell a few things without you breaking your promise. And then we could build a huge museum with state-of-the-art security.”
Mr. Traiger frowned and shook his head. “I’m afraid I’ve gotten attached to all of it, just like the strange man who passed it on to me. If I give it to you, you’d have to promise to keep it all together. No sales allowed.”
“Okay, well there’s a lot of things we could still do. Maybe borrow some money. We could sell a lot of tickets once people found out. This would go viral for sure.”
“I’m afraid big museums survive on big donations and endowments, not ticket sales.”
“We could find people to help. I know we could. Any one of the things in here would be the centerpiece of any other museum in the world. It’s like we’re surrounded by billions of dollars.”
Mr. Traiger nodded. “It is amazing and an amazing burden. I want you to think about it before giving me your answer. But don’t think too long. I’m an old man without a lot of time to figure out a Plan B.”
Scarlett’s whole body shook as she walked out of the museum and into the surrounding twilight. Her immediate impulse was to agree to anything Mr. Traiger wanted. She had already decided to devote her life to art and history. Why not surround herself with the greatest history collection in the world?
The farther she walked along the abandoned streets of Morristown, the more she felt the burden Mr. Traiger had warned about. She could make all kinds of grand plans for the collection, but there was a good chance they would not work out. She could end up an obscure slave to the collection, surrounded by a crumbling building, just like Owen Traiger. Was that better or worse than being an obscure employee at the Carnegie Museum?
Scarlett walked alone a good chunk of the night and throughout Sunday. She did not drive back to Pittsburgh. By Monday morning she had reached a decision and wanted to tell Mr. Traiger right away. She arrived at the Museum of Fakes before he had opened the door.
“My life has never reached a fork in the road like this one,” Scarlett said to him.
“No, it hasn’t,” he replied. “What’s it going to be?”
Scarlett summoned the courage to give him an answer and then said, “I think we better talk inside, away from any listening ears.”
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2022.11.16 20:39 500ironicstories Museum of Fakes

Audio version of the story
Scarlett’s trip home for her mother’s birthday was filled with catch-up visits to old friends and extended family members. Scarlett was also sure to visit Mr. Traiger at what she considered the most interesting place in Morristown – the Museum of Fakes.
While most museums prided themselves on authenticity, the Museum of Fakes was a fun, creative look at some of history’s lost and unknown treasures. Even though the place was not very big, it was filled to the brim with artifacts. The place stayed in business because it was on the road between Baltimore and Gettysburg. The area was crawling with tourists interested in history and some of them stopped for a walk through the museum.
TripAdvisor ratings were generally excellent, but occasionally a visitor would leave a review that showed they did not get the joke about everything being fake. Some of the confused visitors wondered why there was not more security and how the place could afford a sculpture by Michelangelo.
Scarlett had worked at the museum all through high school. The owner, Owen Traiger, always had a half-dozen teenagers taking money at the door, leading tours, or dusting exhibits. Scarlett always volunteered to lead tours with any kids in the group. She loved the look of complete wonder on their faces as they stared at huge, fake diamonds and piles of fake gold coins.
The Museum of Fakes inspired Scarlett’s studies at the University of Maryland. She had finished her master’s degree in Art History a year earlier and was now working at the Carnegie Museum in Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.
“It’s definitely not as fun as this place,” she said to Mr. Traiger after dropping in at the Museum of Fakes.
“I always knew you would go on to great things,” said Mr. Traiger, admiring Scarlett with his bright, smiling eyes. “How long will you be here?”
“I drive back to Pittsburgh on Sunday night.”
“Will you come back on Saturday after we close? I have something very special to show you.”
“You can’t show me now?”
“Not with other people around.”
The wrinkles in Mr. Traiger’s face had grown deeper since the last time Scarlett had seen him. She could tell the Saturday visit was hugely important to him. She agreed to cancel dinner plans with her cousins so she could return.
When Scarlett arrived back at the museum that weekend, two of its young employees were headed out the door, intending on locking it behind them. Scarlett slipped into the room that served as the lobby and souvenir shop. She chuckled when she saw they still sold the same T-shirt design which read, “I kept it real at the Museum of Fakes.”
Mr. Traiger shuffled up behind her, dressed in the same combination of khaki slacks, white shirt, and tie that he always wore. Scarlett suspected it was his attempt to look like an archeology professor. With a little encouragement, he surely could have pulled out a whip and fedora hat to complete his Indiana Jones costume.
“Thank you so much for coming back, Scarlett. I didn’t want any extra ears around when I tell you what I need to tell you.”
“It was no problem, Mr. Traiger.”
“Why don’t you call me Owen? You seem too grown up to call me Mr. Traiger anymore.”
Scarlett laughed. “I don’t think I can do that. Too much of a habit.”
“Whatever you want. I know all about habits.” Mr. Traiger motioned toward the door that led into the museum’s first display room. “I need to show and tell you something. I’ve been waiting to do it for a long time. Let’s take a walk through the museum.”
Scarlett followed Mr. Traiger along the path she knew very well. The museum was laid out so that visitors had to pass through each room to get back to the lobby. The first stop on the tour was a room called Relics.
Mr. Traiger tried to keep the museum clean and tidy, but he did not have a big budget for lighting or display cases. In the Relics Room, items sat in clear plastic boxes raised three to four feet off the floor. A printed poster hung below each item, explaining what it was supposed to be. Scarlett’s favorite relics were the gold burial masks imagined to have come from royal tombs in Egypt and South America. She also loved the green jade dragon, something which might have come from the palace of the first Chinese emperor. Next to the dragon was the Spear of Destiny, supposedly used at the crucifixion of Jesus Christ, giving it supernatural powers.
Some relics hung directly on the walls instead of being held in plastic boxes. A thick rope strung between metal posts on the floor kept visitors from getting too close to anything. Scarlett remembered people complaining about being too far away to read the posters. When she was leading a tour, she would often need to stop and provide short descriptions of the objects.
Scarlett noticed the worn walking path in the carpet and the stained overhead ceiling tiles. The room was not as brightly lit as those she had become used to at the Carnegie Museum. She chuckled to herself at how tightly the relics were packed together. Real museums would use a room ten times as large to display the same number of items.
“You were the best employee I ever had, you know,” said Mr. Traiger as he and Scarlett strolled through the Relics Room. “I kept an eye on you. You were always full of positive energy. And I could trust you with anything. Did you know I was testing you?”
“You were? How?”
“Sometimes I would leave money out on the counter where I knew you would find it. You always put it back in the cash register. One time I put too much money in your paycheck. You came right back and made me correct it.”
Scarlett laughed. “I remember that. That was on purpose? Why would you do that?”
“To see what you valued the most. From everything I know, you’re a person who says what she means and means what she says.”
Scarlett smiled at the compliment. “Thanks, Mr. Traiger. I didn’t know you were watching so closely.”
Mr. Traiger returned Scarlett’s smile and gestured toward the entrance to the next room, simply called Paintings. The room was the longest in the museum but quite narrow. Paintings, supposedly from the greatest artists in history, hung on both sides of a roped-off walkway. Missing or unknow pictures from Rembrandt and Leonardo da Vinci hung right next to those done by more recent painters like Monet and Picasso.
Coming face to face with all the paintings again, Scarlett was struck by how good they looked. She had examined real paintings by the same artists up close and from the rope line she could see no difference in quality. She had always wondered who had produced the fakes but had never felt it was something she could ask Mr. Traiger. It was all part of the magic of the museum.
“Another thing I know about you is that you have a true love of art and an appreciation for history,” said Mr. Traiger, when he and Scarlett were most of the way through the Paintings Room.
“It’s what I studied in college,” said Scarlett.
“And you don’t have any regrets?”
“Oh no. I love it even more now.”
They continued their slow-motion tour of rooms filled with sculptures crammed so close together they were touching. Then they reached a room called Lost Treasures containing replicas of Black Beard’s pirate hoard and jewels once worn by kings and queens. In the Books Room, they passed by what was supposed to be a first edition Gutenberg Bible and parchment sections from Dead Sea Scrolls.
Scarlett liked the next room, called Craftworks, best of all. Two chairs sat in front of the displays for her favorite objects in the entire museum – gold and diamond covered Faberge eggs. The rope usually separating visitors from the eggs was gone.
“I thought you didn’t allow chairs in the museum so people would keep moving,” said Scarlett.
“I’m making an exception. Have a seat.”
Scarlett perched on one of the plastic chairs, feeling nervous about what might be coming next. She had anticipated Mr. Traiger showing her a new fake item he was excited about, but now it seemed like he had something much bigger on his mind.
“I’m going to tell you a secret I’ve been keeping for fifty years, if you’ll promise me never to tell anyone else.”
Scarlett looked at Mr. Traiger as if he might be kidding. After a few seconds, it was obvious that he was deadly serious. “Okay, I promise,” she said.
“You have to mean it. Swear that you’ll keep the secret.”
“Is it something illegal? Something you’ll get in trouble for?”
Mr. Traiger smiled and shook his head. “Nothing like that.”
“Okay, then I swear.”
Mr. Traiger took a long, deep breath. “All of this is real. They aren’t fakes. They’re real.”
Scarlett smiled to show she appreciated his joke, but to her surprise, Mr. Traiger did not smile back. He simply stared and studied her face.
“What do you mean they’re real?” Scarlett asked. “How could they be?”
Mr. Traiger stood up and stepped to a clear box holding one of the Faberge eggs. He lifted the lid, picked up the egg, and handed it to Scarlett. “I know you’ve been partial to these. Take a closer look and tell me that one isn’t real.”
It was the first time Scarlett had actually handled any of the items in the museum. She had assumed the eggs were only plastic shells covered in gold paint and glass beads, but what she was holding was very heavy. She leaned her eyes close. Everything she had learned about art told her the egg was made from real gold covered in real diamonds. The designs over the surface were so intricate that only a master craftsman could have made them.
“This is impossible. How could this be here? It’s worth millions and millions of dollars.” Scarlett’s voice trailed off as she stared at the egg.
Mr. Traiger nodded his head. “Think of what a Rembrandt painting is worth.”
Scarlett was too stunned to say more than, “But how?”
“When I was your age, this museum and this building were a lot different. My dad started it to preserve local history. He put me in charge, and it was barely surviving. Then one day the strangest old man I ever met walked in. You might think I’m eccentric, but I’ve got nothing on him. He had a room in a hotel but preferred to sleep in the woods. He came in every day for a month, quizzing me on history and asking if I was a man of my world.
Finally, he told me his secret. He was fabulously wealthy and had traveled the world, collecting its greatest treasures. He would give it all to me instead of a big museum under one condition. I had to keep it all together and I couldn’t sell any of it.”
Scarlett was still clutching the egg. She had a million questions but the only one she could manage was, “Why you?”
“I don’t know. I’ll never know. But it was too good of an offer to refuse. I gave him my promise and I’m a man of my word. Suddenly I had the greatest museum in the world. It’s all still together. Nothing’s been sold.”
“Then why tell everyone it’s fake?”
“I realized I couldn’t keep it safe if everyone thought it was real. I would have had a robbery every night. I didn’t have money for security guards or locking vaults. But no one wants to steal a fake. It was the only way to protect it while showing it to the world.”
“You never told anybody else?”
“Never.”
“So why are you telling me?”
“I don’t have many years left. I don’t have any children. This museum is like my child, and I need someone to take care of it. I was hoping that someone would be you.”
“Oh Mr. Traiger, I don’t know what to say.” The initial surprise of the secret was beginning to wear off and Scarlett’s mind raced with all the possibilities for the collection. “If I was to take over, maybe we could sell a few things without you breaking your promise. And then we could build a huge museum with state-of-the-art security.”
Mr. Traiger frowned and shook his head. “I’m afraid I’ve gotten attached to all of it, just like the strange man who passed it on to me. If I give it to you, you’d have to promise to keep it all together. No sales allowed.”
“Okay, well there’s a lot of things we could still do. Maybe borrow some money. We could sell a lot of tickets once people found out. This would go viral for sure.”
“I’m afraid big museums survive on big donations and endowments, not ticket sales.”
“We could find people to help. I know we could. Any one of the things in here would be the centerpiece of any other museum in the world. It’s like we’re surrounded by billions of dollars.”
Mr. Traiger nodded. “It is amazing and an amazing burden. I want you to think about it before giving me your answer. But don’t think too long. I’m an old man without a lot of time to figure out a Plan B.”
Scarlett’s whole body shook as she walked out of the museum and into the surrounding twilight. Her immediate impulse was to agree to anything Mr. Traiger wanted. She had already decided to devote her life to art and history. Why not surround herself with the greatest history collection in the world?
The farther she walked along the abandoned streets of Morristown, the more she felt the burden Mr. Traiger had warned about. She could make all kinds of grand plans for the collection, but there was a good chance they would not work out. She could end up an obscure slave to the collection, surrounded by a crumbling building, just like Owen Traiger. Was that better or worse than being an obscure employee at the Carnegie Museum?
Scarlett walked alone a good chunk of the night and throughout Sunday. She did not drive back to Pittsburgh. By Monday morning she had reached a decision and wanted to tell Mr. Traiger right away. She arrived at the Museum of Fakes before he had opened the door.
“My life has never reached a fork in the road like this one,” Scarlett said to him.
“No, it hasn’t,” he replied. “What’s it going to be?”
Scarlett summoned the courage to give him an answer and then said, “I think we better talk inside, away from any listening ears.”
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2022.05.10 23:38 orrocos Question about walking through Inner Harbor at night

My family and I are going to be visiting Baltimore in a few weeks. We used to live out there, but we moved away about 15 years ago. We are going to be staying in a hotel in Harbor East and we are planning on seeing an Orioles game one night while we are there.
My questions are about the safety of walking back from Camden Yards to Harbor East after the game gets out late at night (on a Friday night). Is that a good idea? Is it safe enough these days for a family with two teens, if we stuck to walking along Pratt to President Street? Are there pedicabs or something similar to get back to the hotel that would be better than walking?
When we left Baltimore, the Harbor was pretty bustling and full of shops. I understand that it’s quite a bit emptier now. I’m just not sure how much things have changed. If I read reviews on Tripadvisor, I get the impression that it’s a deserted hellscape, but I think the negative reviews might be written by people who are a little scared to be in a big city in the first place.
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2022.04.26 09:48 stompbixby Does this kind of stuff piss anybody else off?

Things like this: https://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowTopic-g60811-i165-k13068787-The_Wire_tour-Baltimore_Maryland.html
(This seems like a guy and his friends, but AFAIK there was/is an agency in Baltimore that does actual "Wire" tours.)
I mean... I KIND OF understand. I'm a huge fan of the show... but it seems like stuff like this is designer tourism. Go gawk at poor people. Is the appeal to go and see the shittiest parts of an American city, and be glad it isn't us?
Does this kind of shit bother anyone else?
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2022.02.02 02:03 kw_nj Atlantic City recommendations list

MUSEUMS

Arts

History

Animals & Nature

Memorials

OUTDOORS/ACTIVE/GAMES

Places

Outdoors

Gaming/Amusement

Kids

Water

SHOPPING

MISCELLANEOUS

ENTERTAINMENT

Clubs

  • Tropicana has like 4 clubs -- I think Boogie Nights is the biggest.
  • Harrah's Pool After Dark

Shows

FOOD

(within Atlantic City unless otherwise specified)

Treats, Bakery

Fine Dining, Upscale, Casinos

Specialty

Casual - Bars

Casual - Breakfast

Casual - Sandwiches

Italian, Pizza, Etc.

Seafood

(I’m not a seafood person & my partner is allergic so my list is devoid of some VERY GOOD seafood places)

INTOXICATING FUN

Alcohol - Winery/Brewery/Distillery

Cannabis Dispensaries

ADULT-USE RECREATIONAL

MEDICAL

SPAS

PETS

CASINOS/HOTELS

Non-Casino Hotels

North Beach

Really lively area of the boardwalk -- four casinos and the Steel Pier clumped all together, so there's usually people and activity going on around here.
  • Ocean - Newest and tallest building in Atlantic City. Formerly Revel building. Large, sprawling property. They have a neat outdoor "park" with a fireplace and some awesome views of the boardwalk.
  • Showboat - NOT A CASINO, just a hotel. Seems to be aiming for family-friendly. Large arcade, water park under construction.
  • Hard Rock - Formerly Taj Mahal building. Sprawling, huge property. Restaurants and music. Very lively casino with lots of people traffic.
  • Resorts - First opened 1972, first casino in Atlantic City. Still houses the first slot machine ever in the city (inoperable but cool). Very straight, easily navigated layout due to being a former hotel.

Mid-Beach

Active area of the boardwalk around Bally's/Caesars. Well-situated at the center of the boardwalk. Easy access also to the Tanger Outlets shopping in the city.
  • Claridge - NOT A CASINO, just a hotel. Some great restaurants & a very cool bar at the very top of the building. Awesome old and beautiful building.
  • Bally's - Purchased by new owners in 2020 and has made consistent renovations and updates since. They do a lot with the space they have.
  • Caesars - Many rooms renovated throughout 2021. Several towers, one of which is a former Howard Johnson converted long ago. Roman themed, but barely. Also owns Wild West underneath Bally's Tower. Live music and some table games located in Wild West.
  • Tropicana - Six hotel towers, massive property. Many restaurants and shops. Lots to do within the casino itself (activities, food, etc.). Poorly situated on the boardwalk -- further south, there's not a lot going on, it's very quiet. It's about 3/4th of a mile north to Bally's.

Marina

You have to drive to anything outside of the casinos, if you choose to stay at a marina casino. The marina casinos are separate from the boardwalk. You can only walk between Borgata/Harrah's (via a boardwalk on the bay, or a large empty field/parking lot). Everything else is a drive. Some people consider the separation from the boardwalk/city as a benefit. Everything is expensive in casinos, but the marina casinos seem to charge a premium because they know people don't want to drive out to get necessities or similar.
  • Borgata - Dominant casino in terms of revenue for a very long time (Hard Rock/Ocean are very competitive now). It is very nice, probably with the most upscale interior of the casinos. It's starting to show its age a little, and some rewards program changes have some players upset. Still an extremely active casino.
  • Harrah's - Relatively easy to navigate, it's a loop on the inside. Limited dining and entertainment options late at night. On the back end of the casino, there's a boardwalk along the bayside.
  • Golden Nugget - I don't know a lot about this casino, I've only ever been inside once.

Casino Rewards

There are whole communities dedicated to rewards programs and similar, so these are just some starter points.
  • Three casinos (Caesars, Tropicana, Harrah's) are owned by the same parent company. The rewards program is the same so stuff transfers, you can get a promo at any of the three casinos, etc.
  • No casinos within Atlantic City (except as noted above) share rewards between them. However, many casinos have other properties (e.g., there are many Hard Rock casinos, there are many MGM properties for Borgata, etc.).
  • Some casinos will match your status at another rewards program. So if you can get a status at one casino, you may be able to upgrade at another.
  • If you want to get started in a reward program, look for a credit card accompanying that casino. Many of them have a credit card that will give automatic status, or status with $X purchases on the card per year.

Poker

In 2020, Caesars closed the Wild West poker room due to COVID, leaving three poker rooms in the city.
  • Borgata - Largest, frequently considered best, poker room. As of March 2021, the only poker room hosting tournaments.
  • Tropicana - The only poker room on the boardwalk, everything else is in the marina. As of COVID, the Trop poker room closes from 5:30 AM to 11 AM on the weekdays. It's fully open on the weekend from Friday 11AM-Monday 5AM.
  • Harrah's - Relatively tiny poker room tucked in a back corner of the casino.

MISC TIPS

  • Monday-Wednesday, especially in Not Summer (Sept 30th through Memorial Day), many things are closed. These are the quietest days of the week and many places just don't open on these days. The casinos are always open, but not all of the restaurants will be open. The town isn't completely closed, but your options are definitely a bit more limited.

MORE INFO

Online

Books & Reading

All praise 🙌 to JReedNet
  • Associated Press. (2010, May 17). Atlantic City's Claridge gets $20M upgrade. Retrieved from NJ.com: http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/atlantic_citys_claridge_gets_2.html
  • Atlantic City Free Public Library. (2006, January 6). History of Atlantic City. Retrieved from Atlantic City Free Public Library: http://www.acfpl.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=22&Itemid=724
  • Atlantic County. (2010, October 2). Abescon and Absecon Island. Retrieved from Atlantic County Government: http://www.aclink.org/HISTORY/mainpages/ABSECON.asp
  • Cunningham, J. T., & Cole, K. D. (2000). Images of America: Atlantic City. Charleston, SC: Arcadia.
  • D'Amato, G. A. (2001). Chance of a Lifetime: Nucky Johnson, Skinny D'Amato and how Atlantic City became the Naughty Queen of Resorts. Harvey Cedars, NJ: Down the Shore.
  • Johnson, N. (2002). Boardwalk Empire. Medford, NJ: Plexus.
  • Kent, B., Ruffolo Jr., R. E., & Dobbins, L. (1998). Atlantic City: America's Playground. Encinitas, CA: Heritage Media.
  • Meter, J. C. (2003). The Last Good Time. Crown: New York.
  • Pencak, W. A. (2004). Friends and Enemies in Penn's Woods: Indians, Colonists, and the Racial Construction of Pennsylvania. University Park, PA: Pennsylvania State University.
  • Peterson, R. A. (1998). Patriots, Pirates, and Pineys. Medford, NJ: Plexus.
  • Reid, R. (2001, June 1). A Brief Time Line History of Absecon. Retrieved from Westfield, NJ: http://www.westfieldnj.com/whs/history/Counties/AtlanticCounty/absecon.htm
  • Sokolic, W. H., & Ruffolo Jr., R. E. (2006). Images of America: Atlantic City Revisited. Charleston, SC: Arcadia

💐 RIP, Closed :(

  • Harry's Oyster Bar
  • Ri Ra
  • The Continental
  • Buddakan
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2021.04.10 19:52 frankhecker Chosun Hwaro Korean BBQ opening soon in Ellicott City?

Some of you may remember TNM House (formerly Tongnamoo House), the Korean BBQ restaurant on Route 40 in Ellicott City that had a fire in 2017 and then closed. The building (at 9445 Baltimore National Pike) has now been repaired, renovated, and (based on my drive by of it today) appears to opening soon as another Korean BBQ place, Chosun Hwaro.
Last summer HoCoNomNom reported this location as re-opening as Dae Bok BBQ, and in fact there was a liquor license application under that name. However it is now apparently going to be an eastern counterpart of the Chosun Hwaro restaurant in Las Vegas NV (previously the only US location). You can check out the Las Vegas location on the web at chosunhwarous.com. It's also on Yelp, Tripadvisor, etc. (sometimes as Chosun Hwaro and Nara Tappan), so you can read reviews. They appear to be generally favorable. The Las Vegas menu includes a $33 all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ special; I'm not sure if they'll be offering that at the Ellicott City location.
Fun fact: "Chosun" (조선) is more commonly romanized today as "Joseon", and refers to the historical Korean kingdom that lasted for five centuries, from 1392 until 1897; there are lots of K-dramas set in that period. Romanized as "Chosen" it was also a traditional name for Korea in the West. And according to the Naver dictionary "Hwaro" (화로) is the Korean word for "brazier", i.e., "a pan for holding burning coals" or "a utensil in which food is exposed to heat through a wire grill" (per Merriam-Webster). So "Chosun Hwaro" almost literally means "Korean barbeque".
Anyway, I didn't stop to ask when the actual opening date is, and I couldn't find anything about it on their web site or social media. They do have a carryout entrance and an outdoor patio, so they should be able to open even before COVID-19 restrictions are totally lifted. If anyone knows more, or is able to check it out when it opens, please let us know!
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2020.12.11 15:00 caramel_member Weekly digital world news recap:

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2020.04.24 04:42 BrunozzzOnTheButton Visiting Baltimore for nostalgia. Thoughts?

So, by most accounts, 'The Wire' is, quite intentionally, a very accurate portrayal of Baltimore, all its nuances, quirks, etc. from all sides of the law.
While I've never been, nor to Maryland in general; I can see that curiosity would be too much for some, who would like to indulge in some nostalgia being huge fans of the show. I can also imagine visitors making absolute arses out of themselves in the process.
Of course, Baltimore doesn't strike me as a quintessential tourist hotspot, but hey, maybe I'm overlooking something.
There is some very real feedback on TripAdvisor suggesting that it's probably not the best idea—which seems pretty obvious at this point:
The things that are famous without the show like the Poe Cottage, you can just go to. I'd make a list of the "Wire" locations, and during the day before school lets out, you can just walk around and see it. But remember that people live there, and it's not Vail, CO, so don't act like a fool.
I've wandered all over Baltimore and have bicycled really all over and my father-in-law had a store in the middle of West Baltimore (Pennsylvania and Laurens St) and no one has ever bothered me, ever.
But I wouldn't wander around at night or just when school is letting out (not that kids will bother you, but you'll be overwhelmed by so many kids hitting the streets at the same time; no school buses, just City bus routes for them). It can't be worth $100 to ogle a rough neighborhood where 95% of the people are just regular people, but struggling.
Another entry almost makes it seem appealing and interesting:
I love The Wire and I love Baltimore and I've given a few tours but its not something that should be for sale. Its not a zoo. Even though the TV show stopped filming years ago The Wire is still playing out right before your eyes*.*
Has anyone satisfied their own curiosity at this point? Anything interesting to report?
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2019.09.12 21:38 livejamie Cardinals Fan Visiting This Weekend

I go to one away game every year and picked your lovely city for this season.
I have tickets to the aquarium and will be checking out TripAdvisor and /Baltimore for things to do.
Any gameday tips or fun tailgating experiences would be appreciated, I tried searching the sub here and didn't really find anything in that area.
Hope it's a good safe game this weekend and nobody gets injured. We have two of the most fun QBs in the league so I hope it's an exciting game.
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2019.05.08 20:32 mightyslacker Any servers/know a server looking for a job?

I'm looking for some folks that want to come hang out with me in little italy at a great and very busy restaurant. Lots of money to be made this month so the sooner you can start, the better. Experience and flexibility a plus, there is a lot of opportunity here. If it's you, send me a message. If you know someone send them my way and let me know - if they end up being the right person, I'll make sure you get a nice meal for your troubles!

Edit: La Tavola on 248 Albemarle

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g60811-d527381-Reviews-La_Tavola-Baltimore_Maryland.html

https://www.thedailymeal.com/eat/best-italian-restaurant-every-state-gallery/slide-20
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2019.04.15 17:01 eatmyopinions Break My Addiction to Mexico

My wife and I adore Mexico. The food is outstanding, there are easy direct flights from Baltimore, and the resorts are very well equipped. Resort de Pedregal and Rosewood Mayakoba were our two favorite places, both on TripAdvisor's top 25 hotels in the world (if that's worth anything).
But we've gone eight times now. There's got to be something else out there.
Price doesn't matter. Where can I find great pools, relaxation, top-end luxury, and good food? We have no problem staying on the resort the entire time if there's enough to do/eat/drink. We're in our mid-30's if that makes any difference. Here are some favorable options for direct flights, but feel free to throw out other recommendations too:
It would also be helpful if any of these destinations could be eliminated. So feel free to cast a vote against one of these if you don't think they fit what we're looking for.
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2019.03.21 00:50 jgatcomb Review Of Hawaii And NCL's Pride Of America

I just got back and a friend who is taking the exact same cruise and is also cost conscious asked me to give him all my lessons learned. I figured you all might benefit even if some of this information isn't strictly about cruising. I'm going to ask my travel companions to review it (first time in Hawaii and first time cruising) to see if they have anything to add.

Getting There And Getting Around

Air Fare
With Southwest now offering tickets to Hawaii, I expect the competitive market to drop prices across the board but unless you are fortunate enough to live on the west coast in a city with flights that fly direct, air fare can be pricey. I had to get 4 people there round-trip (2 from rural Maine, 1 from Louisville Kentucky and 1 from the Baltimore/D.C. area). I ended up signing up for the Chase Sapphire credit card (annual fee waived for the first year) and the Alaska Airlines credit card that gave me a buy one/take one sign up offer. My total air fare cost was $2400. Besides the credit card, there was no secret other than monitoring the prices as far in advance as possible to see what typical prices are and then striking when there was a decent sale. I would also mention following Scott's Cheap Flights on the off chance a deal becomes available for when you were already planning on traveling.
Ground Transportation
We flew into Waikiki on Tuesday (cruise started on Saturday) so I got a rental car through Autoslash. The total cost for a mid-size for 4 days was $176 and ended up being from Alamo. While I feel this was a good deal as I had four people, if you're not 100% sure you will need it - you can probably get by with an Uber, taxi or even a hop on/off bus (see excursions later). Many excursions had an option for hotel pickup/drop-off.
Probably the best deal I found was Star Taxi which only charged $25 for up to 4 people one-way to/from the cruise terminal and not much more for other locations. Call 1 hour before you need the service.
Parking
Parking is EXPENSIVE so be sure to do a lot of research if you plan on renting a vehicle.

Oahu

General In your mind, you have this idea of what Hawaii is going to be like. Oahu (specifically Honolulu/Waikiki) is not it. It is very over developed and crowded. Many places are run-down because investors have purchased the property but have chosen to wait until conditions are more favorable to develop. There is a very large homeless population in Hawaii overall but I was shocked by the number of shanty towns and abandoned vehicles doubling as homes I saw on Oahu.
Excursions
Recommendations/Notes

Pride Of America

I have to be honest, this was hands down the most expensive cruise I have taken and it was the worst cruise ship. I had a great time but there was a lot left to be desired.
Update: One thing that really stood out as being a good thing is that the room had 3 US standard outlets!!!
Why Does It Cost So Much
Hint: You should get the NCL Mobile App. It includes dinner reservations, account charges, dinner reservations, deck plans, passenger to passenger chat for an additional fee ($10 vs Carnival's $5) and other nifty features.
Observations
I was astounded by the number of first time cruisers I saw (based on their ship card color). Because so many of the employees were American, I was also surprised by how many told me that they were on their first contract and wouldn't be back. The people (both employees and passengers) were incredibly friendly and most everyone seemed to be having a good time. I didn't see long lines at guest services. I mentioned earlier how this was the worst ship I had been on - and, while true, shouldn't give you the impression that I didn't have a great time. For my traveling companions, they had nothing to compare it to and other than the entertainment - they had no complaints at all and loved it.

Day 1 & 2 Maui (overnight)

If you have ever been on a Caribbean cruise and you didn't feel like paying for an expensive excursion you could always just walk off the ship and go to a beach or a shopping district or a friendly bar - something. This is not the case in Maui. Where the Pride Of America docks there is absolutely nothing (it took 10 minutes to walk out of the port with chained link fence on both sides only to end up about another 10 minutes away from a strip mall). I do want to point out that the strip mall did have a few artisans selling things out on the sidewalk but this was far from what you will be used to at other locations.
So what to do instead?

Day 3 Hilo Hawaii

This is the first of two days on the island of Hawaii and it is on the eastern (very wet) side of the island. Normally doing two excursions in one day is a not recommended. I would make an exception here because the Botanical Gardens are not to be missed. It is a short excursion (2.5 hours), is relatively inexpensive (you can even do it on your own) and is offered at multiple times allowing you to get another excursion in.
Recommendations

Day 4 Kona Hawaii

The other side of the island is a stark contrast to Hilo as it is dry/desert climate. It is the only tender port on the cruise. Unfortunately, we didn't fare very well here on excursions but shopping and beer was good.
It has been on my bucket list to be in a real submarine and go over 100 feet to below the surface to the ocean floor. That's what 3 of us did here in Kona and while I am glad that I can now say I have done it (105'), the experience itself was underwhelming. To not interfere with the wildlife, the sub doesn't use any artificial lights nor does anything to attract the fish to your windows. This means almost everything is a monochrome blue (the color red doesn't exist at this depth for instance). It's also nearly impossible to get nice photos out the windows even though they are clear enough - just not the right conditions. Now, I met a guest back on the ship that said he had a phenomenal time on a sub that wasn't sponsored through NCL but I'm not sure what it was.
The other guest in my party decided to go on the Gold Coast & Cloud Forest excursion and was also not impressed. The gold supposedly comes from the Hawaii state fish (yellow trigger fish also known as humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa) but apparently they haven't been plentiful enough to turn the coast gold for years. She also said if she was a coffee drinker, she probably would have enjoyed it more (they are famous for their coffee).
Recommendations

Day 5 & 6 Kauai (Overnight)

Remember how I said you have this ideal image in your head of what Hawaii is and Oahu doesn't meet it. Kauai exceeds it - I fell in love and if I ever go back, I will just fly directly here and stay on this island - it is that good.
I am not going to suggest you do anything other than exactly what I did because I couldn't possibly imagine having a better time.
Recommendations
Now, there's more to the story than just these two excursions. First, since you're overnight you can stay out as late as you want. I asked our tour guide where an affordable place to get good beer close to the ship was. She recommended The Nawiliwili Tavern (or just the Tavern). It happens to be a 2 minute walk from one of the free shuttle stops and they have great pizza, beer and pool. Secret I learned this is also where a lot of the crew from the ship hang out after they get off at 9PM so if you want to have a real conversation and ask real questions - this is the place to do it. Once the bartender realized I was into craft beer and trying all they had, she told me about a brew pub not too far up the road that I really wanted to try but ran out of time.

Napali Coast (still day 6)

The cruise ship leaves port early (circa 2PM) and instead of heading to Honolulu backtracks around Kauai. There is a portion of the island that's only reachable by air (helicopter) or by sea (cruise ship) and I was fortunate enough to do both. Actually, our pilot said that a few of the beaches can be reached by a hiking 11+ miles but it isn't an easy hike. In any event, this is where the opening scenes of Jurassic Park were filmed if I remember correctly - utterly gorgeous. My pilot also let me in on a little secret - that the captain times the cruise ship to sunset when the coast is all lit up in spectacular colors so be out on deck with camera ready.

Day 7 - Honolulu (Pearl Harbor & City Tour)

I made a big mistake here. I booked a late flight so I could go to Pearl Harbor and then get dropped off at the airport. We had already done the Circle Island Tour and none of the other offerings were of interest. This was a mistake for two reasons.
Reason 1: Exhaustion
After having spent 5ish days in Waikiki and then taking a 7 day cruise, we were wiped out and really didn't have the stamina to really take it all in.
Recommendations
Reason 2: Airport
If you have a late flight home, I'm sorry. All of your checked bags have to be screened by agriculture (certain plants are not allowed to leave the state) which is airline specific and unless that airline is running flights all day (looking at you Alaska), then you will have to wait for them to open before you can even check in. While you wait, there is essentially no place to eat (Starbucks and a bar that serves hot dogs for $12.50 - yes, $12.50). I recommend you keep some food with you for this reason. They do offer a baggage hold service but the prices were ridiculous (4 checked bags for 24 hours was $100). Sorry if it seems like I am whining - it was the end of a long trip and I was returning to reality.

Update: Viator

In this post, I have provided a number of links to NCL's excursions, directly to the vendor and also to Viator. Viator is part of Tripadvisor and generally speaking, you can trust the reviews. On most of the bookings, you can cancel for a full refund up to 24 hours in advance. They are competitively priced and you can usually get a discount. For instance, new customers will get offered a 10% discount off their first purchase. Companies like Ebates and TopCashBack will offer an additional 3 to 6% cash back as well. Use a credit card that gives back 2-4% on travel and it can really reduce the price. I haven't had too much trouble figuring out what vendor was being used through Viator so you could just book with them direct too and just use them as a way to find fun things to do and use the reviews to distinguish between what's good and what's not.
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2018.03.02 05:22 SkazzytheScav A Company New Year Party (Albeit Late)

After the JB fiasco (who's mysteriously been MIA for a while), an Endbringer was killed and things were starting to calm down...Bloodbag, Eve and Grimoire would all find invites to the 'Company Party'. The invite would be surprisingly delivered by a Yuriev in a red ugly Christmas sweater and a Santa Hat. She seemed mildly embarassed while Boris and even Yuri were highly amused. It seemed like the three closer circled Parahumans were being brought into a tradition.
The dress was formal with a change of clothes for sleeping, swimming and casual attire. No plus one's and the whole deal was supposed to be very secretive.
Assuming they accepted, they'd find their meeting point at an office building. There, a very well dressed Boris would be waiting along with the duo, Artur and Anton although they'd be seperate. Boris would smile as he'd meet up with Bloodbag and Eve and take them up top. Grimoire would be accompanied by her favorite, Artur along with his buddy Anton.
On the roof top, they'd see a landing pad and a luxury helicopter. With big ol' grins, the three would take the three Parahumans on for a helicopter ride a good forty five minutes away. Deep in the forest, they'd come upon a clearing where a road lead to a gate. The actual mansion was something similar to this. It had a courtyard in the center, various paths around it, a swimming pool, a Jacuzzi, a garage and multiple car ports. They'd see a landing where two helicopters already were placed. There'd be multiple vans in the area too.
When they landed, they'd find something rather surprising. There'd be a woman dressed in some female variant of some kind of Russian looking military dress uniform. Her distinct coat would reveal herself to be Yuriev. On either side of her would be two men in some winter soldier level shit gear.
She'd stand there as they'd land. The three Parahumans would be escorted on out by Boris, Artur and Anton. The tall woman would wait for the helicopter's blades to come to a stop.
"Glad you three can make it. Welcome to our dining in."
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2018.01.09 18:29 WhatIsACharacterLimi Looking for the Charm in Charm City

Hi Baltimore Locals!
I am helping plan a bachelor party for a group of about 10 to 15 guys and Baltimore has been narrowed down as one of the possible destinations. I haven't been to Baltimore (aside from the airport) before so I am hoping to get a few ideas to help us plan a great weekend.
We will be there around the end of April for 3 days 2 nights. As of right now, our only plan would be to attend a baseball game at Camden Yards. My assumption is that we would stay close to there so any advice on hotels / AirBnB to go to or to stay away from would be great!
Any other spots you can recommend would be great as well. I looked through TripAdvisor and saw that there was a Haunted Pub Crawl in Annapolis and thought that might be kind of fun - but I am big into History so I don't know if that will fly with the rest of the group and that might be a bit too far away to be feasible. There are also other Brewery Tours that I saw...but I am looking for other cool stuff to do during the day so we are not just sitting around or going to a bar (we will be doing plenty of that during the nights).
But I know there is other great stuff to do around your city. Are there any driving ranges / gun ranges / batting cages / arcade game bars we can go to? Are there any places where we can join in a competition for a weekend like somewhere having a shuffleboard or cornhole tournament? What are the good bars to go to? What are the good strip clubs to go to? Where is the best place for breakfast in the morning? What dinner spot do we need to hit up, and which spot is really popular but completely overrated so we should avoid?
Most of us are coming from Cleveland, and I know if someone told me they were coming to Cleveland for a bachelor party my first thought would be that they are an idiot because there is 'nothing to do in Cleveland'. After some thought though, I would be able to give that person a lot of awesome off-the-path spots to hit up that would make a great weekend. That's what I am looking for.
Thanks for any advice in advance. Also, if anyone wants to meet up in late April for a beer or a crab cake, let me know!
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2017.07.02 09:30 Hazy_NZ The Thinker - Possible Fist To Chin Residue?

I just stumbled across this photo of the Thinker at "Baltimore Museum of Art".
Below are 3 photos of The Thinker in the EXACT same location and pose (current pose/timeline):
http://blog.artbma.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/IMG_8847.small_.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/600x315/81/8e/e4/818ee4963da08a423afdf97554d5d763.jpg
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4027/4570840543_ae78349480.jpg
And here is the residue (remember, exact same location, but it looks to me there is a CLOSED FIST to CHIN):
https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/03/2c/d2/76/baltimore-museum-of-art.jpg
Zoomed in version:
http://i.imgur.com/RG4n20u.jpg
It's not the clearest photo, but it definitely looks like he has a closed fist, just put the images side by side and you can see the differences a lot better.
Tell me what you think in the comments below.
You don't possibly believe that it is an open hand pointing to throat, do you? (which is the current pose).
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2017.01.21 03:54 denisonwitmer1 Flight and itinerary advice for upcoming trip in May?

Hi everyone,
So I'm planning on visiting Japan from May 11 to May 28 but still have a lot of questions about everything I need to do before leaving. Ultimately, I decided to do a group tour through a company called The Dragon Trip but plan to arrive in Tokyo a few days early to get settled in and explore the city on my own for a bit.
The itinerary for this tour is available here. Alternatively, I've provided a quick day-by-day breakdown of where I'll be each day. Included in parenthesis are some of the highlights or main attractions for that particular day.
I'm not really sure yet what exactly I plan on doing on these days but have a lot of things in mind. In particular, I really want to spend some time in Shibuya, especially the area around Shibuya intersection. I'd also like to see Zojoji Temple, Golden Gai, and possibly even Narita. Since I imagine the group tour will move relatively quickly, I'm not opposed to exploring Shibuya, Shinjuku, and other neighborhoods that I may see again while on the tour. I think having a few days alone in the city is also an excellent opportunity to try and meet up with other solo travelers from here or elsewhere. It'd be fun to do a crawl through Golden Gai, for instance, with other people. How about the New York Bar in Park Hyatt Tokyo? Is that worth seeing?
Does three days seem like enough time to do most of those things? Are there any recommendations as to where I should stay before my tour begins? Should I consider a hostel, hotel, Airbnb, etc.? The accommodations on the tour are almost exclusively hostels so it could be nice to stay at a hotel for a couple of days though this may not be the most social option. Also, I'm assuming since I plan to just stay in Tokyo for these few days that I won't need a JR pass at the time. Should I instead consider getting an IC card instead?
Group Tour Starts
Group Tour Ends
In preparing this post and reviewing the itinerary in greater detail, I actually think the group tour looks awesome. It includes the cities I'm most interested in seeing - Tokyo, Kyoto, Hiroshima, and Osaka - along with some cool activities like a sushi-making workshop, a guided meditation class, and a tour of a sake brewery. Anyway, since I'll have some time in Osaka on the last day, I'm open to suggestions regarding what I could do. I guess I could also fly back on the 27th but was just thinking that it might be too much.
Here's a list of the accommodations associated with the tour. If anyone has any experience with these places, I'd love to hear your input.
The biggest thing I still need to do is schedule my flight. For whatever reason though, or mostly because this will be my first trans-pacific international flight, I've gotten the wild idea of wanting to fly business class in some form or another. How practical is this? Is it possible to find roundtrip business class tickets for around $3000? This would probably be the most I'd be comfortable spending. The lowest airfare I've seen was $3200 and involved a short flight from Baltimore to Toronto with economy seating and then from Toronto to Tokyo with lie-flat seating. In the past day or so, however, the price for the same flight (Baltimore to Tokyo with one stop) shot up to $4200. I'll continue to track airfare for the flights I'm interested in but when is the latest I should plan to have everything booked?
Also, outside of applying any initial reward bonus from a travel based credit card that I recently enrolled in (i.e. Chase Sapphire Preferred), are there any other means to subsidize the cost of airfare? Charging $4000 to my card in the next three months is probably possible but doing that in a few weeks to obtain the initial reward bonus may be somewhat challenging. I stopped at AAA today thinking that they might have access to more competitive pricing from some of their airline partners but this proved to be completely useless.
TL/DR: Where should I stay in Tokyo in the days before my trip? How should I get around? When and how is it best to book my flight? Is it possible to find business class seating for $3000 (or less) from BWI to TYO and without having to make multiple stops or endure long layovers?
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2016.05.04 19:49 rownage I'm visiting Baltimore this weekend, and 3 of TripAdvisor's "Top 6 Things You Must Do" involve leaving Baltimore.

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2016.03.17 20:46 FAderp91 The 2016 Stadium Food Preview. Part 4: Any Which Way You Can Eat

Hello everyone! FAderp91 here again, and I am here to bring you part 4 of the 5 part preview guide to all of the ballparks' eatery for the upcoming season! I've reached out to every team's subreddit and with my own research I have compiled a list of some of the best food each team has to offer. Over the next few days I will be covering all of the awesome food and drinks that each team has.
The posts will proceed as follows:
  1. Specialties
  2. Treats
  3. Drinks
  4. General
  5. New for 2016
Today in part 4 will be covering the general concessions that ballparks offers. Today is the day for you to be proud of your weiners and sausages. Will be going over each team's concessions and some of the different twists they have on them.
For each team I am going to be linking to their team's concession page and also will see if outside food or drinks are allowed into their stadium. So lets start with the NL West and go from there!

NL West

- Los Angeles Dodgers

Concession link
Food is permitted from outside the stadium provided it is not in bottles, cans, coolers or thermoses. Unbroken, factory-sealed plastic bottles of non-alcoholic beverages of 1 liter or less are permitted. (No outside food or beverage can be brought into stadium suites).
Dodger Dogs: The world famous Dodger Dog is a 10 inch link wrapped in a steamed bun. You can get them either Steamed or Grilled.

- San Fransisco Giants

Concession Link
Outside food is allowed but sealed plastic bottles and soft-sided juice containers containing non-alcoholic beverages are only allowed in AT&T Park (except in the Luxury Suites).
Garlic Fries: The actual name for the dish is the Gilroy Garlic Fries which is named for the town in nearby Santa Clara county that hosts an annual garlic festival to celebrate its self-proclaimed status as “garlic capital of the world.”

- San Diego Padres

Concession link
The San Diego Padres permit guests to bring food into Petco Park for individual consumption (but not for large groups of individuals) as long as the items are consumed in the general seating or designated picnic areas. Outside food cannot be brought into any restaurant, club lounge, or suite.
Pizza Port: New in 2015 the local Pizza place has a significant presence in the park. The brewpub's five grub and grog locations (in sections 104, 121, 215, 311 and 320) will sell cheese, pepperoni and garlic artichoke pizza, plus their signature garlic beer buddies with ranch and marinara sauce and Pizza Port beer on draft and in cans.

- Colorado Rockies

Concessions Link
Full list of permitted items
Helton Burger: The Helton Burger can be found at the Helton Shack which are both named after the famous former Rockies player Todd Helton. The Helton Burger consists of a decent sized patty, pickles, onions, cheese, and a special sauce. For $14 dollars you can receive a decent sized meal with fries or onion rings, and a drink.

- Arizona Diamondbacks

Concessions list
Permitted and Prohibited items
Suggestions from the subreddit: "Some of my favorites include Lo-Lo's Chicken and Waffles, and a restaurant that sells specialty hot dogs like the Sonoran Dog (hotdog wrapped in bacon topped with beans and pico de gallo) and the Venom Dog ("habanero sausage" topped with black beans, guacamole, sour cream, and pico de gallo).
When I go to games I usually get one of the things I already mentioned, but Chase does the normal stuff pretty well too. There's more Mexican food options than you'd find at other stadiums. There are usually food trucks outside the stadium too if you want to eat out there before the game. Prices all over are very reasonable for a baseball game." Link

NL Central

- Chicago Cubs

Concessions map
Permitted and Prohibited Items
Wrigley Dog: "If you go to Wrigley and don't get a hot dog then you have failed as a tourist. Something about the steamy buns and Vienna Beef dogs gets me going. Fuck ketchup and other red things/birds." Subreddit suggestions

- Pittsburgh Pirates

Concessions Map
Gate Policy: Guests are permitted to bring bottled water and food that may fit into a 16x16x8-inch soft-sided bag into the ballpark. Water bottles should not exceed 24 ounces in size, and must be clear, plastic, sealed and disposable. Children's juice boxes and items necessary for medical purposes are permitted. Alcoholic beverages, carbonated beverages, sports drinks, cans, glass bottles and thermoses are not allowed.
Subreddit Suggestion: Bottomless Popcorn.

- Cincinnati Red

Concessions Link
No glass bottles or cans may be brought into Great American Ball Park. Guests are welcome to bring in soft drinks and water provided they are in clear plastic bottles and the safety seal has not been broken.
Skyline Chili Coney: A specially made hot dog in a steamed bun with mustard and our secret recipe chili, topped with onions and shredded cheddar cheese.

- St. Louis Cardinals

Concessions list
Fans can bring their own food & drinks into Busch Stadium for all 81 games. Alcohol, bottles, cans, thermoses, hard-sided coolers, hard plastic cups/mugs are not permitted. Non-alcoholic beverages including water and soda in open cups or in clear plastic bottles no larger than 2 liters are allowed. Food & beverages from the outside will not be permitted in the Cardinals Club, Luxury Suites, Party Suites or any of our other All Inclusive Areas.
The St. Louis Dog: a Fan Favorite which can be found at the Food Network Stand is a hot dog topped with barbecue sauce, shredded Provel and crumbled Red Hot Riplets.

- Milwaukee Brewers

Concessions Link
Outside food policy
Roasted Nuts and Cheese Fries in a helmet: These both are suggestions from the subreddit. Link

NL East

- Atlanta Braves

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
H&F Burger: A subreddit suggestion, a griddled double cheeseburger topped with red onion and house-made pickles, ketchup, and mustard, served on a freshly baked pan de mie bun.
Oh and of course Waffle House.

- Philadelphia Phillies

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit suggestion: Hot Dogs are good from the local Hatfield and they have Dollar Dog nights throughout the season. There is also a Glutten Free stand that does some decent glutten free versions, including a glutten free cheesesteak.

- New York Mets

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion:Citi Field has an amazing Pat LaFrieda's steak sandwich as well as Italian Sausage and peppers. Also, even though I've never tried it, I hear the Mex Burger (named after famed Met/current broadcaster Ketih Hernandez) is a must."

- Miami Marlins

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Helmet Nachos: tasty chips, topped with pico de gallo, shredded cheddar, scallions and Levy Restaurants (the concession czar here) own chipotle cheese sauce (lighter than the usual yellow goop), served in a souvenir helmet.

- Washington Nationals

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Ben's Chili Bowl is a local chili place that offers warming chili (in a bowl or served on other things like fries or hot dogs).

AL East

- New York Yankees

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs: The world famous New York Hot dogs are offered here with a choice of classic ballpark top pins such as chili and cheese

- Boston Red Sox

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit suggestion: Flying Pizza

- Toronto Blue Jays

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: I'll agree with the other comment re: footlong dog from Hogtown Grill. We also have the "Muddy York Market" which at least has a few interesting options that aren't the typical ballpark food.

- Tampa Bay Rays

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "Dude, the Pulled Pork Nachos at the Trop are awesome."

- Baltimore Orioles

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "Boog's BBQ & Chesapeake Fries (waffle fries topped with crab dip) are 2 things that I never miss out on!"

AL Central

- Detroit Tigers

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Mac and cheese waffle topped with pulled pork

- Kansas City Royals

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "The Brisket Nachos in a helmet are amazing. BBQ Brisket, cheesy corn, and coleslaw over tortilla chips."

- Minnesota Twins

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggetion: "Karmarczucks brats are god like - get it with brown mustard only, ketchup is a sin."

- Cleveland Indians

Concessions map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Hot dogs with Bertman Original Ball Park Mustard. Definitely unique to Cleveland.

- Chicago White Sox

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "You can't walk down a concourse at the Cell without smelling one of the stands where they're steaming Maxwell Street polish sausages and hot dogs over a huge bed of onions. They do it all on a flat top grill on a mobile cart with no vent hood so all of the steam from cooking goes out over the concourse. The onions cook until they're caramelized and then they're served on the bun with the sausage or hot dog."

AL West

- Oakland Athletics

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Top Subreddit Suggestion: "We got bacon wrapped hot dogs on the ramp to Bart after the game"

- Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Nacho Helmet

- Houston Astros

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Nolan Ryan Beef Hotdogs: You can get them at dollar hot dog night

- Seattle Mariners

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries...

- Texas Rangers

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: From RangersOfficial, "You can never go wrong with a hot dog and ballpark nachos. We also have delicious garlic fries, hand-breaded chicken tenders, chicken wings, pizza, Fritos Chili Pie, several different versions of hot dogs including - Fritos Dog, Nacho Dog, Texas Taco Dog, and more, BBQ including a smoked brisket sandwich, brisket tacos, and more."
Thanks for reading everyone, sorry for making some of you hungry. If any of the teams who do not have anything listed come up with something then please let me know and I will add it! If you find something that I missed let me know and I will add it as well!
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2016.03.17 05:12 FAderp91 The 2016 Stadium Food Preview. Part 4: Any Which Way You Can Eat

This post is currently being edited

Hello everyone! FAderp91 here again, and I am here to bring you part 4 of the 5 part preview guide to all of the ballparks' eatery for the upcoming season! I've reached out to every team's subreddit and with my own research I have compiled a list of some of the best food each team has to offer. Over the next few days I will be covering all of the awesome food and drinks that each team has.
The posts will proceed as follows:
  1. Specialties
  2. Treats
  3. Drinks
  4. General
  5. New for 2016
Today in part 4 will be covering the general concessions that ballparks offers. Today is the day for you to be proud of your weiners and sausages. Will be going over each team's concessions and some of the different twists they have on them.
For each team I am going to be linking to their team's concession page and also will see if outside food or drinks are allowed into their stadium. So lets start with the NL West and go from there!

NL West

- Los Angeles Dodgers

Concession link
Food is permitted from outside the stadium provided it is not in bottles, cans, coolers or thermoses. Unbroken, factory-sealed plastic bottles of non-alcoholic beverages of 1 liter or less are permitted. (No outside food or beverage can be brought into stadium suites).
Dodger Dogs: The world famous Dodger Dog is a 10 inch link wrapped in a steamed bun. You can get them either Steamed or Grilled.

- San Fransisco Giants

Concession Link
Outside food is allowed but sealed plastic bottles and soft-sided juice containers containing non-alcoholic beverages are only allowed in AT&T Park (except in the Luxury Suites).
Garlic Fries: The actual name for the dish is the Gilroy Garlic Fries which is named for the town in nearby Santa Clara county that hosts an annual garlic festival to celebrate its self-proclaimed status as “garlic capital of the world.”

- San Diego Padres

Concession link
The San Diego Padres permit guests to bring food into Petco Park for individual consumption (but not for large groups of individuals) as long as the items are consumed in the general seating or designated picnic areas. Outside food cannot be brought into any restaurant, club lounge, or suite.
Pizza Port: New in 2015 the local Pizza place has a significant presence in the park. The brewpub's five grub and grog locations (in sections 104, 121, 215, 311 and 320) will sell cheese, pepperoni and garlic artichoke pizza, plus their signature garlic beer buddies with ranch and marinara sauce and Pizza Port beer on draft and in cans.

- Colorado Rockies

Concessions Link
Full list of permitted items
Helton Burger: The Helton Burger can be found at the Helton Shack which are both named after the famous former Rockies player Todd Helton. The Helton Burger consists of a decent sized patty, pickles, onions, cheese, and a special sauce. For $14 dollars you can receive a decent sized meal with fries or onion rings, and a drink.

- Arizona Diamondbacks

Concessions list
Permitted and Prohibited items
Suggestions from the subreddit: "Some of my favorites include Lo-Lo's Chicken and Waffles, and a restaurant that sells specialty hot dogs like the Sonoran Dog (hotdog wrapped in bacon topped with beans and pico de gallo) and the Venom Dog ("habanero sausage" topped with black beans, guacamole, sour cream, and pico de gallo).
When I go to games I usually get one of the things I already mentioned, but Chase does the normal stuff pretty well too. There's more Mexican food options than you'd find at other stadiums. There are usually food trucks outside the stadium too if you want to eat out there before the game. Prices all over are very reasonable for a baseball game." Link

NL Central

- Chicago Cubs

Concessions map
Permitted and Prohibited Items
Wrigley Dog: "If you go to Wrigley and don't get a hot dog then you have failed as a tourist. Something about the steamy buns and Vienna Beef dogs gets me going. Fuck ketchup and other red things/birds." Subreddit suggestions

- Pittsburgh Pirates

Concessions Map
Gate Policy: Guests are permitted to bring bottled water and food that may fit into a 16x16x8-inch soft-sided bag into the ballpark. Water bottles should not exceed 24 ounces in size, and must be clear, plastic, sealed and disposable. Children's juice boxes and items necessary for medical purposes are permitted. Alcoholic beverages, carbonated beverages, sports drinks, cans, glass bottles and thermoses are not allowed.
Subreddit Suggestion: Bottomless Popcorn.

- Cincinnati Red

Concessions Link
No glass bottles or cans may be brought into Great American Ball Park. Guests are welcome to bring in soft drinks and water provided they are in clear plastic bottles and the safety seal has not been broken.
Skyline Chili Coney: A specially made hot dog in a steamed bun with mustard and our secret recipe chili, topped with onions and shredded cheddar cheese.

- St. Louis Cardinals

Concessions list
Fans can bring their own food & drinks into Busch Stadium for all 81 games. Alcohol, bottles, cans, thermoses, hard-sided coolers, hard plastic cups/mugs are not permitted. Non-alcoholic beverages including water and soda in open cups or in clear plastic bottles no larger than 2 liters are allowed. Food & beverages from the outside will not be permitted in the Cardinals Club, Luxury Suites, Party Suites or any of our other All Inclusive Areas.
The St. Louis Dog: a Fan Favorite which can be found at the Food Network Stand is a hot dog topped with barbecue sauce, shredded Provel and crumbled Red Hot Riplets.

- Milwaukee Brewers

Concessions Link
Outside food policy
Roasted Nuts and Cheese Fries in a helmet: These both are suggestions from the subreddit. Link

NL East

- Atlanta Braves

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
H&F Burger: A subreddit suggestion, a griddled double cheeseburger topped with red onion and house-made pickles, ketchup, and mustard, served on a freshly baked pan de mie bun.
Oh and of course Waffle House.

- Philadelphia Phillies

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit suggestion: Hot Dogs are good from the local Hatfield and they have Dollar Dog nights throughout the season. There is also a Glutten Free stand that does some decent glutten free versions, including a glutten free cheesesteak.

- New York Mets

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion:Citi Field has an amazing Pat LaFrieda's steak sandwich as well as Italian Sausage and peppers. Also, even though I've never tried it, I hear the Mex Burger (named after famed Met/current broadcaster Ketih Hernandez) is a must."

- Miami Marlins

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Helmet Nachos: tasty chips, topped with pico de gallo, shredded cheddar, scallions and Levy Restaurants (the concession czar here) own chipotle cheese sauce (lighter than the usual yellow goop), served in a souvenir helmet.

- Washington Nationals

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Ben's Chili Bowl is a local chili place that offers warming chili (in a bowl or served on other things like fries or hot dogs).

AL East

- New York Yankees

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Nathan's Famous Hot Dogs: The world famous New York Hot dogs are offered here with a choice of classic ballpark top pins such as chili and cheese

- Boston Red Sox

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit suggestion: Flying Pizza

- Toronto Blue Jays

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: I'll agree with the other comment re: footlong dog from Hogtown Grill. We also have the "Muddy York Market" which at least has a few interesting options that aren't the typical ballpark food.

- Tampa Bay Rays

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "Dude, the Pulled Pork Nachos at the Trop are awesome."

- Baltimore Orioles

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "Boog's BBQ & Chesapeake Fries (waffle fries topped with crab dip) are 2 things that I never miss out on!"

AL Central

- Detroit Tigers

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Mac and cheese waffle topped with pulled pork

- Kansas City Royals

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "The Brisket Nachos in a helmet are amazing. BBQ Brisket, cheesy corn, and coleslaw over tortilla chips."

- Minnesota Twins

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggetion: "Karmarczucks brats are god like - get it with brown mustard only, ketchup is a sin."

- Cleveland Indians

Concessions map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Hot dogs with Bertman Original Ball Park Mustard. Definitely unique to Cleveland.

- Chicago White Sox

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: "You can't walk down a concourse at the Cell without smelling one of the stands where they're steaming Maxwell Street polish sausages and hot dogs over a huge bed of onions. They do it all on a flat top grill on a mobile cart with no vent hood so all of the steam from cooking goes out over the concourse. The onions cook until they're caramelized and then they're served on the bun with the sausage or hot dog."

AL West

- Oakland Athletics

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Top Subreddit Suggestion: "We got bacon wrapped hot dogs on the ramp to Bart after the game"

- Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Nacho Helmet

- Houston Astros

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Nolan Ryan Beef Hotdogs: You can get them at dollar hot dog night

- Seattle Mariners

Concessions Map
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries, Garlic Fries...

- Texas Rangers

Concessions Link
Outside Food Policy
Subreddit Suggestion: From RangersOfficial, "You can never go wrong with a hot dog and ballpark nachos. We also have delicious garlic fries, hand-breaded chicken tenders, chicken wings, pizza, Fritos Chili Pie, several different versions of hot dogs including - Fritos Dog, Nacho Dog, Texas Taco Dog, and more, BBQ including a smoked brisket sandwich, brisket tacos, and more."
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